What do you want for xmas?

[FoolofaTook]

I want my cork to be soakered, if you know what I mean.

[LaBelle]

It is only when you think you lost everything that you can set yourself on the path to true happiness.

[LaBelle]

i'mma be a magic 8-ball troll from now on

[Ram27]

I think I'll get this for my dad: https://www.amazon.com/Beethoven-Sym...mphonies+piano

Beethoven's 6th-9th Symphonies scored for piano. My father's a classical pianist and has been jamming some Beethoven lately

wait fuck do I have $20? shit

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Ram27

My father's a classical pianist

but can he slay the opening bars of lucky 13?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

It is only when you think you lost everything that you can set yourself on the path to the homeless shelter.

.

[yo soy el mejor]

for myself i am going to buy a new watch and running shoes

telling people what i want feels really lame and no one gets exactly what you ask for, anyway. but i love buying gifts for other people. i don't think gift-giving should be relegated to xmas, though. if i see something i can afford that i think someone close to me would like or get a kick out of, i wanna get it.

[vixnix]

Gosh L.auren you're such a lovely person, the world is so lucky to have you in it

[yo soy el mejor]

kekeke

[vixnix]

luckily, buttsex and infidelity are gifts you can always afford. so some people close to you can definitely get a kick out of that.

work your Christmas Fairy magic

[yo soy el mejor]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[FoolofaTook]

raises hand in bashful apprehension of the aforementioned buttsex

[FoolofaTook]

Forget the buttsex I want a $1000 laptop and wifi for three months and the Starcraft II battlechest.

Thank you y s e m you have a heart of gold.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by vixnix

luckily, buttsex and infidelity are gifts you can always afford. so some people close to you can definitely get a kick out of that.

work your Christmas Fairy magic

[FlamingGlobes]

I changed my mind. I want buttsex for Xmas.

ButtseXmas.

[FoolofaTook]

I'm down. PM me, Frothing Babes.

[ilikeplanets]

I'm feeling very alienated and unsatisfied and it's really come between us

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I'm down. PM me, Frothing Babes.

Finish eXistenZ, then we'll talk.

[FoolofaTook]

Can't. Library is closed until Jan. 8.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[FlamingGlobes]

Then so to is my Hershey Highway.

[LaBelle]

I want someone to do the cooking for me.

For xmas

And life really.

[LaBelle]

Been going through what I think HAVE to be on our christmas table to go buy ingredients, and oof.
Already regretting this.

[ilikeplanets]

yay for cultural judaism, hanukkah just ended and now i rest til new years, the good holiday

[LaBelle]

But isn't it like a week long of stress and cooking?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Then so to is my Hershey Highway.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

But isn't it like a week long of stress and cooking?

Nope, just pretty candles

[LaBelle]

Ok i'm on board then. luv candles

[reprise85]

reform judiasm is basically saying 'yah, i'm jewish' and lighting a menorah

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I'm feeling very alienated and unsatisfied and it's really come between us

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...54#post4403754

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by reprise85

reform judiasm is basically saying 'yah, i'm jewish' and lighting a menorah

i don't even consider myself reform because i don't believe in it. it's just a cultural thing at this point for me. now that i'm a parent i do want my daughter to experience it, but not for the religious aspects. that can't really work, can it?

my aunt and her 8 children and 27 grandchildren are orthodox. it's insane and overwhelming. and sadly racist. they're pleasant people though, i guess.