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Old 12-19-2017, 11:38 AM   #61
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UR FATHER IS TWO EASY

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Old 12-19-2017, 11:40 AM   #62
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america fuck yeah

coming again to block the motherfucking way
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:41 AM   #63
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When I was a child (I was adorable btw, asian ppl always thought i was a girl) someone told me a story about a kid who got her hair stuck in the escalator and how her scalp got torn off. shit freaked me out. for years i would step on and off the escalator with great care.

i was a cowardly child.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:43 AM   #64
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I walk fast and get stuck behind people on sidewalks very frustrating

though it's worse when I'm driving and a pedestrian is not using the sidewalk at all I don't understand that

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:44 AM   #65
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When I was a child (I was adorable btw, asian ppl always thought i was a girl) someone told me a story about a kid who got her hair stuck in the escalator and how her scalp got torn off. shit freaked me out. for years i would step on and off the escalator with great care.

i was a cowardly child.
always thought my pants would get stuck

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:58 AM   #66
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elphenor etiquette

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 12:00 PM   #67
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etiquette? more like tit bouquet.


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Old 12-19-2017, 12:04 PM   #68
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get your sorry ass out of my thread

i tear will my head off of your body

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Old 12-19-2017, 12:14 PM   #69
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Old 12-19-2017, 12:37 PM   #70
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I walk fast and get stuck behind people on sidewalks very frustrating

though it's worse when I'm driving and a pedestrian is not using the sidewalk at all I don't understand that
Heh this happens to me all the time (the walking not the driving since I perambulate). I have a gigantic stride and I walk all fuckin day so I just zoom about. the worst is ppl walking their dogs. all of a sudden there's this long haired sable clad freak behind them and the hound is baying and i am smiling and trying to pet it and the owner is all like omg wtf...

sometimes I just cross over to the other sidewalk or walk in the road to bypass them. sigh what a life.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 12:38 PM   #71
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as long as you use the sidewalk where there is a sidewalk

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 12:40 PM   #72
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Yeah I hate it when you come to a block and the sidewalk dies and it's like now what.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:03 PM   #73
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guess i'll go home

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:04 PM   #74
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though some say, where the sidewalk ends (literally) is where life truly begins (figuratively)

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:07 PM   #75
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:16 PM   #76
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escalators also belong on my list of life conveniences disregarded:

sunglasses
umbrellas
straws
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:36 PM   #77
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I used to be terrified of tripping on them and getting stuck underneath (lol) too.....I'd wait for the bottom stair to pass like seven times before getting on and only then with a knuckle-whitening grip on the railing. wuss

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 01:41 PM   #78
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ass ass ass ass

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Old 12-19-2017, 01:42 PM   #79
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I used to wear a frock and I had a ponytail. I am not surprised they thought I was a girl.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 02:31 PM   #80
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Cork Soaker is a damn fine poster. A damn fine poster.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 02:32 PM   #81
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Old 12-19-2017, 02:54 PM   #82
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I used to be terrified of tripping on them and getting stuck underneath (lol) too.....I'd wait for the bottom stair to pass like seven times before getting on and only then with a knuckle-whitening grip on the railing. wuss
there are a ton of escalator and elevator deaths in china (from malfunctions). if i am ever over there i am always taking the stairs

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 03:33 PM   #83
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it really seems like a gruesome way to go, too. i'll also be taking the stairs if i ever find myself in China. can you believe people use elevators during fires?? whyyyyy???

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 03:35 PM   #84
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People also though I was a girl!
Hey! Me too!!

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 03:39 PM   #85
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Ppl still think I am a girl. A very grim, tall, creepy girl.

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 03:44 PM   #86
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i'd say like enma ai but she's short

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 04:33 PM   #88
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Why does she have scabies?

 
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Old 12-19-2017, 04:34 PM   #89
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JUST KIDDING I'M CURED

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Old 12-19-2017, 07:37 PM   #90
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Yeah I hate it when you come to a block and the sidewalk dies and it's like now what.
l I remember this happening to me

 
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