Digging through the lost and found

Toby · 07-19-2003, 02:59 PM

I got an umbrella and an earpiece for my cellphone

sickbadthing · 07-19-2003, 03:00 PM

that earpiece probably came out of someone's ass. come to think of it, the umbrella probably did too.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 03:14 PM

What else was in there?

Toby · 07-19-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
What else was in there?

a couple notebooks, a spiral notebook, one of those expandable folders, a biking glove, a student ID, cocoa butter and another umbrella.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 03:28 PM

Whenever I looked in the lost and found boxes at school, I'd find pictures of kids I'd never seen before ever. There were also usually tons of nasty clothes, clothes that didn't look like clothes, pictures of old people, and bad romance novels.

NegativeSleep · 07-19-2003, 06:00 PM

by 'lost and found', do you mean 'dumpster behind a dirty pizza parlour'?

Desi · 07-19-2003, 06:08 PM

i'm going to write music and my first song will be called "I found a hooker in the lost and found."

Toby · 07-19-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Desi
i'm going to write music and my first song will be called "I found a hooker in the lost and found."

Will you dedicate it to me.

Toby · 07-19-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by NegativeSleep
by 'lost and found', do you mean 'dumpster behind a dirty pizza parlour'?

no. i mean the lost and found at work.

Alice · 07-19-2003, 06:41 PM

I picked up my copy of Metallica's Black Album in the lost and found at my school.

Desi · 07-19-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Desi
i'm going to write music and my first song will be called "I found a hooker in the lost and found."

actually, it's for my friend ghetto_squirrel. <3

but i'll dedicate "toby rhymes with nairobi but he's not black" to you.

Toby · 07-19-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Desi

actually, it's for my friend ghetto_squirrel. <3

but i'll dedicate "toby rhymes with nairobi but he's not black" to you.

Awesome! <3

NegativeSleep · 07-19-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
no. i mean the lost and found at work.

k.

wounded · 07-19-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
that earpiece probably came out of someone's ass. come to think of it, the umbrella probably did too.

my friend works in a hospital and said that they have a box of stuff that came out of peoples asses. she said there was an old spice bottle, a pen, and some guy's ass just completely swallowed a pink dildo, apparently he stuck it up there and it got sucked up and hung a left. she said the x ray was pretty funny, but they didn't let the guy know the whole floor saw it.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-21-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Desi
actually, it's for my friend ghetto_squirrel. <3

OMG!11 THEN 1 CAN SELL TEH MP3 SORCED CDRS ON EBLAY!!11

D. · 07-21-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by meladoriemagpie
I picked up my copy of Metallica's Black Album in the lost and found at my school.

yeah, i think it's best if no one actually pays for that album.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-21-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by meladoriemagpie
I picked up my copy of Metallica's Black Album in the lost and found at my school.

...and you still felt ripped off?

Junebug · 07-21-2003, 06:44 PM

One of my acquaintance's mom used to work at this high school that was sort of stuck up etc. and noone would ever get anything from the lost and found because...ummm I have no idea I guess they thought it was uncool or something....so she would get tons of jewelry and really nice clothes and stuff. Go figure.

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Originally posted by wounded

my friend works in a hospital and said that they have a box of stuff that came out of peoples bums

my cousin is a nurse and you wouldn't believe the horror stories she has. The things people stick inside themselves....*shudder*. People are just strange, strange, strange. And nasty to boot.

07-19-2003, 02:59 PM	#1
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Digging through the lost and found I got an umbrella and an earpiece for my cellphone

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07-19-2003, 03:00 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	that earpiece probably came out of someone's ass. come to think of it, the umbrella probably did too.

07-19-2003, 03:28 PM	#5
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	Whenever I looked in the lost and found boxes at school, I'd find pictures of kids I'd never seen before ever. There were also usually tons of nasty clothes, clothes that didn't look like clothes, pictures of old people, and bad romance novels.

07-19-2003, 06:00 PM	#6
NegativeSleep Ownz Location: Level 8-2 Posts: 837	by 'lost and found', do you mean 'dumpster behind a dirty pizza parlour'?

07-19-2003, 06:08 PM	#7
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	i'm going to write music and my first song will be called "I found a hooker in the lost and found."

07-19-2003, 06:41 PM	#10
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,907	I picked up my copy of Metallica's Black Album in the lost and found at my school.