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11-27-2017, 10:16 AM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 31,891
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'BATE THREAD
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11-27-2017, 10:19 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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gross pls ban
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11-27-2017, 10:24 AM
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that person
Location: LOL Party Centre
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*banz*
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11-27-2017, 10:32 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: Away
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I'm pro bating
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11-27-2017, 10:33 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Or baiting
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11-27-2017, 10:33 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Bate Bait
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11-27-2017, 02:28 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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COLORADO SPRINGS (Spurious News Network) - Your mom always told you it would make you go blind. A new study proves it.
Research unveiled today by the Onan Institute proves a significant causal link between frequent masturbation and age-related macula degeneration, or AMD, the most common caus of blindness in the Western World. "Look at that wall," said Dr. Joshua Samson, founder of the Institute. "You see there are twenty-eight men lined up along it. By the time those men turn sixty, one of them will be blind from frequently indulging in self-abuse." Five years of research have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that masturbating more than seven times a week leads to a one-in-28 chance of contracting AMD. "Simply abstain from masturbation. You don't want to go blind, and if you keep on abusing yourself, it could destroy your sight." When asked if it was true that the ratio he discovered in his research was simply the AMD rate in the general population, which it is, instead of being tied to any kind of activity, Dr. Samson became very defensive. "The general population masturbates way too much. Of course it's the ratio in the general population. The general population masturbates fifteen or sixteen times a week--everyone knows this! Besides, Dr. Dobson informed me that if I could get the general population to stop spilling its seed upon the ground, he'd give me another $5 million to prove reading anything but the Bible is a leading cause of death in 100-year-old men." I can't read a word beyond your subject |
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11-27-2017, 06:55 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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11-27-2017, 08:49 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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That looks like a jail blanket. And it looks like Fifty knows how to do time and stay straight lol.
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11-28-2017, 09:52 AM
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Banned
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 43,693
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FIDDY, YOU HOT
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11-28-2017, 10:11 AM
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Banned
 Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt
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11-28-2017, 12:38 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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You know what they call the single man showers in jail?
Abortion clinics. |
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11-28-2017, 07:30 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
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Is that because it's where you go to pay for your mistakes?
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