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Old 07-21-2003, 03:58 AM   #1
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Default have you ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?

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Old 07-21-2003, 03:59 AM   #2
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is that a euphamism?

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:00 AM   #3
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hhm.. no and no

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:00 AM   #4
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NO

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:01 AM   #5
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is that a euphamism?
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:22 AM   #6
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The man that I am with my man
his warm coals heat toes
A shower cleans the surface and holes:
Water, soap and hands
I sit while he stands
over me I can hardly see
that he is peeing on my shoulders and knees:
a warm, wet, yellow breeze
He towels my head until dry
And leads me to his be opened wide
For my penis, nose, fingers and feet
Body worn and set for sleep

Taking out my hand
He lifts me up and we both stand
We could be in the army or the klan
'cause when we're brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man

The man that I am with my man
Tamed but feeling no blame
Taking my red wishes in my hand
Until my eyes have closed
The man that I am with my man
Pulled, poked and probed
His tongue licks my armpits and chest
Warm, red, salt and wet

Making a cut with a knife on my hand,
Then he uses his tongue, licks, swallows and grins
On my knees I do the same to my man
Blood juices loosen me up in me I feel man in man

Taking out my hand
He lifts me up and we both stand
We could be in the army or the klan
'cause when we're brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man

The men they are men with their men
Raised in an army camp
They spit on my tarnished hands
and pull at my underpants
I'll be the man who I am with my man
Dressed in borrowed clothes

He softens my deep blues with his thighs
The fear of ocean underside

Taking out my hand
He lifts me up and we both stand
We could be in the army or the klan
'cause when we're brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man
Solid is the rock of my man
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:48 AM   #7
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No, but one time I threw a hallway in a hotdog. No joke.
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM   #8
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"it's like throwing a pencil down a hallway"

- reference to me made by my gay friend d-lo. ha. ha.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM   #9
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one time i hall a threw way in A HOTDOG

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:57 AM   #10
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one time i hall a threw way in A HOTDOG
oh snap.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:44 AM   #11
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one time i hall a threw way in A HOTDOG
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:53 AM   #12
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is that a euphamism?
in that case, I like to constantly throw it in and take it out of there until the mustard comes out.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:47 PM   #13
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only for furni

 
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