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post here and i will to tell you how you will die
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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FROM A BONG HIT
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Braindead
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please
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Braindead
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hi
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that person
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I don't get it
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I'm already dead
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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That's, like, totally kvlt brah.
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I thought I was dead.
Then I discovered French Shoegaze. Whallah! |
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Yay, I was just wondering where was Jesus and his need for a shit
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My turkey is officially roasting.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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you will the take a hugest rip from a bong and you will cough and cough until you vomit out the internals organs but you will still keep coughing and eventually you will hack up the shriveled soul at your center blackened by years of metal music and orc trickery
alternative redscreegbull will kill you in his dream and you will to die in real life |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Apocalyptic Poster
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How come I get two dooms? That's not very fateful now is it?
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I made stuffing and ate the whole pot on the spot.
Feeling a little queasy. |
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The whole fucking apartment reeks of roast turkey. I can barely breathe.
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Outside it is raining.
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Also I think I need to trim my eyebrows. I got some antlers going on.
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I've been roasting this fucker for four hours and it still is nowhere near done.
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full of longing
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full of longing
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No fool it's nuclear powered.
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full of longing
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well i was going to suggest putting the turkey out in the sun, but alas, the rain
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full of longing
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have you tried shining a bright light on it for a while
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full of longing
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tUrN up ThE goDdaMn OveN SIr IT hAs bEeN FOur hOuRs
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Socialphobic
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The turkey was done. It was pretty good. And now I have meat for several days.
Flaming Globes do you like Black Jesus? |
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