waterbirth

Boycott Graceland · 07-19-2003, 08:47 PM

http://www.waterbirth.org/photo-s.htm

oh fun.

Toby · 07-19-2003, 08:51 PM

I want 2 kids!

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I want 2 kids!

Sure, you don't have to balloon to the size of a heifer, carrying their dirty little bodies and pounds of associated goop weight around for the better part of a year and then shove the creatures through a tiny orifice while a team of doctors and nurses gaze into your reproductive organs. Sounds like a fuckload of fun to me.

Toby · 07-19-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Sure, you don't have to balloon to the size of a heifer, carrying their dirty little bodies and pounds of associated goop weight around for the better part of a year and then shove the creatures through a tiny orifice while a team of doctors and nurses gaze into your reproductive organs. Sounds like a fuckload of fun to me.

I just want to raise a family

is that so wrong?

Boycott Graceland · 07-19-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by SilverSomatic
nope! not if you marry someone who wants to go through that shit...

i <3 my girlfriend

BlueStar · 07-19-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by SilverSomatic
<----never having kids, ever. Never.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I just want to raise a family is that so wrong?

Not if you stop at two kids. Any more and you're contributing to global overpopulation.

pale blue eyes · 07-19-2003, 09:05 PM

Ick. I just love how at the end you are essentially sitting in a pool filled with blood, what a nice touch that must be.

Boycott Graceland · 07-19-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Phreak
Ick. I just love how at the end you are essentially sitting in a pool filled with blood, what a nice touch that must be.

with your naked husband underneith you. here's to hoping you don't accidentally get pregnant again during the delivery.

Desi · 07-19-2003, 09:18 PM

yikes, that is scary

having babies is scary. good luck, niki.

miss world · 07-20-2003, 01:38 AM

http://www.waterbirth.org/images/series6.jpg

THESE NIPPLES. I WILL HAVE NIGHT TERRORS ABOUT THESE NIPPLES:
http://www.waterbirth.org/images/seriesa5.jpg

Fathoms (unadored) · 07-20-2003, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
I just want to raise a family is that so wrong?

adopt. There are plenty of orphans out there who would like nothing more than to go to a loving home. As a bonus, some even come potty trained.

strange_one · 07-20-2003, 01:49 AM

really I don't see the point. they are pulling the baby from a warm womb into some warm water, but then the child is exposed to open air straightaway. pointless

strange_one · 07-20-2003, 01:50 AM

lol it took its toll on this chick

http://www.waterbirth.org/images/seriesc6.jpg

Silverstream · 07-20-2003, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by miss world
http://www.waterbirth.org/images/series6.jpg

THESE NIPPLES. I WILL HAVE NIGHT TERRORS ABOUT THESE NIPPLES:
http://www.waterbirth.org/images/seriesa5.jpg

oh dear god, those nipples are so scary.
oh dear god i could never birth in water...ewww bloody water ew eww

Eve · 07-21-2003, 05:42 AM

i find it interesting. if i had different medical insurance or money set aside for that kind of thing, i would do it. i plan on looking into it for when i have another kid (a loooooong way down the road, i assure you).

cap'n jazz · 07-21-2003, 05:45 AM

HOLY ShiZ|INIT

theres a person coming out of her fanjita!

07-21-2003, 06:27 AM

you don't know the satisfaction of being human until another human has plopped out of your very own body.
hell as long as i have epidural i'm goin for it! there's just something about creating a person and watching your very own genetic code grow to be an individual that's really gratifying.
i wouldnt' want someone elses kid, and i probably wouldn't want to focus solely on one person for the rest of my life. that's why grandmothers are so happy!
childbirth is gross and icky, but there's just something about saying you've been there and gone through it. you've persevered and created a living breathing being.
that, and you get to nag the hell out of them like your parents did.

07-19-2003, 08:47 PM	#1
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	waterbirth http://www.waterbirth.org/photo-s.htm oh fun.

07-19-2003, 08:51 PM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I want 2 kids!

07-19-2003, 09:05 PM	#8
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Ick. I just love how at the end you are essentially sitting in a pool filled with blood, what a nice touch that must be.

07-19-2003, 09:18 PM	#10
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	yikes, that is scary having babies is scary. good luck, niki.

07-20-2003, 01:38 AM	#11
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	http://www.waterbirth.org/images/series6.jpg THESE NIPPLES. I WILL HAVE NIGHT TERRORS ABOUT THESE NIPPLES: http://www.waterbirth.org/images/seriesa5.jpg

07-20-2003, 01:49 AM	#13
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	really I don't see the point. they are pulling the baby from a warm womb into some warm water, but then the child is exposed to open air straightaway. pointless

07-20-2003, 01:50 AM	#14
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	lol it took its toll on this chick http://www.waterbirth.org/images/seriesc6.jpg

07-21-2003, 05:42 AM	#16
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	i find it interesting. if i had different medical insurance or money set aside for that kind of thing, i would do it. i plan on looking into it for when i have another kid (a loooooong way down the road, i assure you).

07-21-2003, 05:45 AM	#17
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	HOLY ShiZ\|INIT theres a person coming out of her fanjita!

07-21-2003, 06:27 AM	#18
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	you don't know the satisfaction of being human until another human has plopped out of your very own body. hell as long as i have epidural i'm goin for it! there's just something about creating a person and watching your very own genetic code grow to be an individual that's really gratifying. i wouldnt' want someone elses kid, and i probably wouldn't want to focus solely on one person for the rest of my life. that's why grandmothers are so happy! childbirth is gross and icky, but there's just something about saying you've been there and gone through it. you've persevered and created a living breathing being. that, and you get to nag the hell out of them like your parents did.