i rode a duck today

yo soy el mejor · 10-08-2017, 11:36 PM

at the State Fair of Texas. Howdy howdy howdy!

I also got my hand-writing analyzed and had a Big Red Margarita and a Strawberry Chill. I also sat in some cool cars and pressed buttons. I also saw chainsaw carvings and had lots of "shitty fun (inside joke. you wouldn't understand)." I also saw a turtle and fireworks and a parade that included a shriner band and cowboys on stilts.

Good times at the fair.

cork_soaker · 10-08-2017, 11:37 PM

funwithaduck?

yo soy el mejor · 10-08-2017, 11:39 PM

Then I came to my interim home and did calculus homework. I'm tired as shit. Before the fair I went out to eat with my mommy and daddy and best-friend.

We went to Breadwinners and I got THE DELUXE: BRIOCHE BUN, CRISPY PORK BELLY, CARAMELIZED ONION, AVOCADO, SRIRACHA MAYO, AVOCADOS, SUNNY SIDE UP EGG WITH FRESH FRUIT 13.99

I couldn't eat anything else for a very long time.

yo soy el mejor · 10-08-2017, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

funwithaduck?

u can say that again!

yo soy el mejor · 10-08-2017, 11:42 PM

there's the mallard surrounded by swans. my friend and i were a bit far back in line when an attendant asked who wanted to ride the duck and i raised my hand and we got to cut to the front and ride that duck.

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-09-2017, 12:07 AM

parody thread: i rocked a dude today

Ram27 · 10-09-2017, 01:34 AM

caramelized onions are the best

Ram27 · 10-09-2017, 01:35 AM

LaBelle · 10-09-2017, 08:24 AM

I rode a duck today
to see if I still feel.

yo soy el mejor · 10-09-2017, 02:33 PM

steve carrell is adorable

Elphenor · 10-09-2017, 02:42 PM

ducks>>>>

yo soy el mejor · 10-09-2017, 02:57 PM

It is estimated that there are currently around 10 million mallard ducks of breeding age in North America.

Elphenor · 10-09-2017, 02:58 PM

sounds like a party

yo soy el mejor · 10-09-2017, 03:00 PM

really?

Elphenor · 10-09-2017, 03:10 PM

I would be happy if ducks replaced all animals

FlamingGlobes · 10-09-2017, 03:37 PM

someone who clearly knows little about ducks.

FlamingGlobes · 10-09-2017, 03:38 PM

Here, let me help:

FlamingGlobes · 10-09-2017, 03:39 PM

Hot take: all geese are assholes.

Elphenor · 10-09-2017, 05:50 PM

my gf does say ducks are the greediest

Id be interested in taking care of an injured duck

But not one that can fly because that's just cruel

FlamingGlobes · 10-10-2017, 07:06 PM

I rode a dick today

is a parody thread I am both surprised and disappointed to find doesn't exist. What happened to my Netphoria?!

reprise85 · 10-10-2017, 11:17 PM

we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

yo soy el mejor · 10-11-2017, 07:48 AM

i didn't so take your assumptions elsewhere!

FoolofaTook · 10-11-2017, 08:56 AM

I told you guys about the two gay ducks and how aftterwards the bottom duck was victoriously flapping about and swaggering like he had achieved his ultimate purpose in life, right?

It was an eye-opener, folks.

FoolofaTook · 10-11-2017, 08:59 AM

Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away.

I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like

yo soy el mejor · 10-11-2017, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!

yo soy el mejor · 10-11-2017, 09:26 AM

remember when everyone made fun of bill for ride a black swan? and then the black swan rode him.

yo soy el mejor · 10-11-2017, 09:26 AM

billy, i mean.

FoolofaTook · 10-11-2017, 09:34 AM

I really was chasing ducks. Why do you doubt this? Too foolish behavior for the likes of me?

yo soy el mejor · 10-11-2017, 09:45 AM

reprise85 · 10-11-2017, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!

probably that you rode a swan i guess

10-08-2017, 11:36 PM	#1
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i rode a duck today at the State Fair of Texas. Howdy howdy howdy! I also got my hand-writing analyzed and had a Big Red Margarita and a Strawberry Chill. I also sat in some cool cars and pressed buttons. I also saw chainsaw carvings and had lots of "shitty fun (inside joke. you wouldn't understand)." I also saw a turtle and fireworks and a parade that included a shriner band and cowboys on stilts. Good times at the fair.

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yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	Then I came to my interim home and did calculus homework. I'm tired as shit. Before the fair I went out to eat with my mommy and daddy and best-friend. We went to Breadwinners and I got THE DELUXE: BRIOCHE BUN, CRISPY PORK BELLY, CARAMELIZED ONION, AVOCADO, SRIRACHA MAYO, AVOCADOS, SUNNY SIDE UP EGG WITH FRESH FRUIT 13.99 I couldn't eat anything else for a very long time.

10-08-2017, 11:42 PM	#5
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	there's the mallard surrounded by swans. my friend and i were a bit far back in line when an attendant asked who wanted to ride the duck and i raised my hand and we got to cut to the front and ride that duck.

10-09-2017, 12:07 AM	#6
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	parody thread: i rocked a dude today

10-09-2017, 01:34 AM	#7
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	caramelized onions are the best

10-09-2017, 01:35 AM	#8
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298

10-09-2017, 08:24 AM	#9
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	I rode a duck today to see if I still feel.

10-09-2017, 02:33 PM	#10
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	steve carrell is adorable

10-09-2017, 02:42 PM	#11
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	ducks>>>>

10-09-2017, 02:57 PM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	It is estimated that there are currently around 10 million mallard ducks of breeding age in North America.

10-09-2017, 02:58 PM	#13
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	sounds like a party

10-09-2017, 03:00 PM	#14
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	really?

10-09-2017, 03:10 PM	#15
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I would be happy if ducks replaced all animals

10-09-2017, 03:37 PM	#16
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	someone who clearly knows little about ducks.

10-09-2017, 03:38 PM	#17
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Here, let me help:

10-09-2017, 03:39 PM	#18
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Hot take: all geese are assholes.

10-09-2017, 05:50 PM	#19
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	my gf does say ducks are the greediest Id be interested in taking care of an injured duck But not one that can fly because that's just cruel

10-10-2017, 07:06 PM	#20
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I rode a dick today is a parody thread I am both surprised and disappointed to find doesn't exist. What happened to my Netphoria?!

10-10-2017, 11:17 PM	#21
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

10-11-2017, 07:48 AM	#22
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i didn't so take your assumptions elsewhere!

10-11-2017, 08:56 AM	#23
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	I told you guys about the two gay ducks and how aftterwards the bottom duck was victoriously flapping about and swaggering like he had achieved his ultimate purpose in life, right? It was an eye-opener, folks.

10-11-2017, 08:59 AM	#24
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away. I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like

10-11-2017, 09:26 AM	#26
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	remember when everyone made fun of bill for ride a black swan? and then the black swan rode him.

10-11-2017, 09:34 AM	#28
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	I really was chasing ducks. Why do you doubt this? Too foolish behavior for the likes of me?

10-11-2017, 09:45 AM	#29
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693