Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[Ram27]

i feel lowkey proud tonite

bought some random fancy looking european beer and it actually has a positive rating on nerdy beer sites --> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/pr...t=high&start=0

[Ram27]

i bet they wouldn't ask this fuckin bullshit in 1040

https://i.imgur.com/H3OOfll.png

[Ram27]

lol went to the german version of the site

https://i.imgur.com/LbWaRvN.png

what a fucking fucking stupid empire we are

[Ram27]

i speak german well yes

i learned it from a book

ah...dank-a

[ilikeplanets]

caved and bought a pack of cigarettes and chain smoked 4. showered before i touched the baby but i still feel so guilty. such a rough night. i hope i can quit, this is my last vice to give up...

[LaBelle]

I drank a heinie and a few buds.

Mixing beers is a bad idea, I shall repent for my sins.

[LaBelle]

There's a loud party happening nearby and they played despacito three times already.

[FoolofaTook]

I hate loud parties. And I hate cigarettes. Been getting slight craving lately.

[FoolofaTook]

Stay away from that poison ILP. How long did you quit for before this pack?

I quit for 42 days last spring then relapsed on and off until june. now its almost four months.

may i never smoke again inshallah.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I hate loud parties.

I live across the street from a party house (they are a house that host people's private parties, not sure what's the nomenclature for that), so I get nice loud parties basically every saturday around this time of the year.

There's no point resisting it, I just shake along to the beat on my lonesome.

[Ram27]

i support the hell out of people's right to play loud music

but if you're socializing as well then fuck off

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Stay away from that poison ILP. How long did you quit for before this pack?

I quit for 42 days last spring then relapsed on and off until june. now its almost four months.

may i never smoke again inshallah.

uh, i was pregnant. so quitting just had to happen. i also was living somewhere more peaceful and there was just less craving all around. the monkey hath returned!

[redbreegull]

went to a house party in DC with all these "cool" people

drank a whole bottle of wine

got this girl's number who was telling me her boyfriend is a bernie bro who is borderline abusive in how controlling he is. I said dump him and go out with me

then she went home and her friend targeted me, kissed the shit out of me and told me I was beautiful. we went to a bar and got kicked out at 3:15 AM

we ubered back to her place and she ditched me in the lobby of her building

I didn't even have my keys and my car was 35 minutes away, thanks Holly

fortunately my friend lives about a mile away and I woke her up to crash on her couch.

now I am home. what is this thing we call life

[FoolofaTook]

I met this 50 year old Filipina at work. She was super flirty and nice to me. I went along because I am dying for a friend any friend (especially woman's). Three days ago I gave her a little Jeepney key ring souvenir thingy from the philippines. she went apeshit and starting touching me infront of all her coworkers. i felt like it was going a boit too far and started thinking how to distance myself.

no need. next morning she thanks me for the jeepney and says HER HUSBAND thought it was cute. then, in front of the same women she mocks my thinness and physical appearance. basically she shat all over me.

yeah. all i did was respond to what i thought was kindness. breeg i feel your pain.

[FoolofaTook]

But I am a convicted felon so who cares. if she feels like it she can pimut her hands on me. or if she doesn't feel it sjhe can scorn me.

[FoolofaTook]

Sorry typing is hard with this pos phone.

[FoolofaTook]

And that little jeepney was the only concrete connection i had to the philippines.

[myosis]

what kind of karma do you have so that all female coworkers can't help mocking you?

[myosis]

at a semi-loud party i was having a nice conversation with a beautiful iranian woman when her friend interrupted telling her they must catch the bus

[cork_soaker]

classic bus maneuver

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by myosis

what kind of karma do you have so that all female coworkers can't help mocking you?

Baphometite, karma, babe.

[FoolofaTook]

Incorrect comma usage... somewhere qwert is smiling.

[Elphenor]

Spent every night this weekend half awake waiting for the sweet embrace of mucas death

[FoolofaTook]

To Myosis

1. I get along fine with a whole SLEW of female coworkers.
2. Male ccoworkers have mocked me far worse.
3. I forget what number 3 was supposed to be.

From Fulltoke

[Ram27]

i ordered mexican food like an hour ago and it's still not here yet i'm gonna die

[Ram27]

i would make it myself but $location

[Ram27]

also too lazy

[Ram27]

praise be

https://i.imgur.com/t0XXLtN.jpg

[buzzard]

A culinary nightmare.

[Ram27]

haha

it was pretty trash

so that makes the last two times i've ordered from this place pretty shitty


a year ago it was pretty good