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07-20-2003, 12:50 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
 
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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ummm....
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I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action. |
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07-20-2003, 12:54 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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07-20-2003, 12:58 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: the mtns
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dude....
Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any? A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....) |
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07-20-2003, 12:59 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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 I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city. |
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07-20-2003, 01:00 PM
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Out fart the hottie!
 
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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Welcome to 1998.
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07-20-2003, 01:04 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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07-20-2003, 01:05 PM
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car wash cunt
Location: cuyler ave
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REALLY. sheeeeeit. |
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07-20-2003, 01:07 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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hey. i just found out about this. sorry.
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07-20-2003, 01:08 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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some of us haven't been around THAT long so when we find things new to us like this well...we want others to see the humor. so how about you just be a little more patient?
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07-20-2003, 01:10 PM
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Netphoria's George Will
 
Location: Fenway Park
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HAY GUYZ! I hear www.huntingforbambi.com is a good site, too!!!!
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07-20-2003, 01:10 PM
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car wash cunt
Location: cuyler ave
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07-20-2003, 01:13 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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