I'm bored, so I'm gonna steal Ihamatt's thunder. Ask Eulogy.

Eulogy · 07-18-2003, 10:51 PM

Sorry. But.

I'd prefer serious questions....any serious questions.

I really need to find another way to entertain myself.

blackfaerie · 07-18-2003, 10:54 PM

can i come visit you and stay at your place for free?

will you feed me?

i'm fat, aren't i?

Eulogy · 07-18-2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by blackfaerie
can i come visit you and stay at your place for free?

will you feed me?

i'm fat, aren't i?

Ask my parents.

If you end up staying here, sure.

I've not seen you.

D. · 07-18-2003, 10:56 PM

do you like mountain dew?

if not, what beverages do you favor?

Eulogy · 07-18-2003, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by David
do you like mountain dew?

if not, what beverages do you favor?

Yes, I love it.

Affect · 07-18-2003, 11:04 PM

Why are you such a dumb little bitch?

And when did you join "the club?"

blackfaerie · 07-18-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

Ask my parents.

If you end up staying here, sure.

I've not seen you.

you won't ask for me?

awwwwwwwww....

Eulogy · 07-18-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Why are you such a dumb little bitch?

And when did you join "the club?"

I'm not a dumb little bitch, I swear.

And I am unaware of any club I have recently joined.

Nimrod's Son · 07-19-2003, 05:25 AM

No, really, why ARE you a dumb bitch?

And when did you decide "you know what I'd like today? Balls on my chin!"

Eulogy · 07-19-2003, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
No, really, why ARE you a dumb bitch?

And when did you decide "you know what I'd like today? Balls on my chin!"

Does the fact that you're almost twice my age ever even cross your mind? Think about it for a second.

-And really, I'm not a dumb bitch. I whine about petty shit occasionally, but I am aware of how petty it is. You don't see me coming here all the time whining about how my life sucks and how I'm going to kill myself or whatever. I'll whine about my root beer being warm or something. Big fuckin' deal. This is where I come to say things no one wants to hear. I apologize. But if it really bothers you that much, there is a wonderful feature on these forums called an ignore list.

-And I don't remember. If it comes to me though, I will let you know. Since you seem to be so interested in my sexual preference.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 01:57 PM

What's the best way in your opinion to achieve complete national energy independence?

scouse_dave · 07-19-2003, 02:33 PM

do you think the US will have a chance of winning the 2006 World Cup? (soccer obviously)

if not, how long do you think it'll take til you lot are serious contenders?

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 02:45 PM

What will your first act in office be?

Eulogy · 07-19-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
What's the best way in your opinion to achieve complete national energy independence?

Kill all ugly babies.

Eulogy · 07-19-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
do you think the US will have a chance of winning the 2006 World Cup? (soccer obviously)

if not, how long do you think it'll take til you lot are serious contenders?

No, no. Definitely not.

Give us until....2014. At the earliest. :-/

That's if we ever do become serious contenders.

I'm really not an expert on US soccer. But meh. That's what I think.

Eulogy · 07-19-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
What will your first act in office be?

See my first reply to you.

Nimrod's Son · 07-20-2003, 02:43 AM

You didn't answer the "when did you decide you wanted penis in your throat" question when both I and Affect asked it, you fucking pussy.

Eulogy · 07-20-2003, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You didn't answer the "when did you decide you wanted penis in your throat" question when both I and Affect asked it, you fucking pussy.

Yes I did.

Look at my first response to you, buddy. Notice how there are two answers? The first one is to your first question, and the second one is to the second question. Crazy, I know, but yeah.

07-20-2003, 02:54 AM

Eulogy, why do chicks who play guitar, sing, and write their own music seem about 100 times more beautiful and cool than they really are?

is my friend gonna be mad that i hit on his sister the guitar player and got her phone number Eulogy? was that wrong?

normally i only smoke when i'm wasted yet tonight i smoked almost a pack of cigarettes despite being pretty sober. Euology, why did i smoke so many cigarettes?

and finally Eulogy, if you had to choose one thing, what would you say is wrong with me?

oh yeah. one more. Eulogy, why is my cousin such a whore?

Gumby · 07-20-2003, 02:55 AM

boobs or arse?

Eulogy · 07-20-2003, 02:57 AM

Eulogy, why do chicks who play guitar, sing, and write their own music seem about 100 times more beautiful and cool than they really are?

'Cause musicians are cool. Or at least seem cool.

is my friend gonna be mad that i hit on his sister the guitar player and got her phone number Eulogy? was that wrong?

No. Unless he's weird.

normally i only smoke when i'm wasted yet tonight i smoked almost a pack of cigarettes despite being pretty sober. Euology, why did i smoke so many cigarettes?

'Cause you felt like it.

and finally Eulogy, if you had to choose one thing, what would you say is wrong with me?

You've said nothing I've disliked since you came back. So nothing comes to mind.

oh yeah. one more. Eulogy, why is my cousin such a whore?

'Cause her daddy was overprotective, obviously.

Eulogy · 07-20-2003, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by Gumby
boobs or arse?

Boobs, generally.

Nimrod's Son · 07-20-2003, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

Yes I did.

Look at my first response to you, buddy. Notice how there are two answers? The first one is to your first question, and the second one is to the second question. Crazy, I know, but yeah.

I"No answer" is not an answer. Just neverfuckingmind, kid.

07-20-2003, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

'Cause musicians are cool. Or at least seem cool.

No. Unless he's weird.

'Cause you felt like it.

You've said nothing I've disliked since you came back. So nothing comes to mind.

'Cause her daddy was overprotective, obviously.

thanks Eulogy.

Eulogy · 07-20-2003, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I"No answer" is not an answer. Just neverfuckingmind, kid.

How could I answer that any differently? I don't remember. As long as I can recall, I have had such feelings. Ok?

Eulogy · 07-20-2003, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces

thanks Eulogy.

No problem.

Nimrod's Son · 07-20-2003, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

How could I answer that any differently? I don't remember. As long as I can recall, I have had such feelings. Ok?

Well, there ya go. Coulda said that at first. Thanks.

Alice · 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You didn't answer the "when did you decide you wanted penis in your throat" question when both I and Affect asked it, you fucking pussy.

Why are you so violently opposed to homosexuality? Or does it just seem that way?

07-18-2003, 10:51 PM	#1
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	I'm bored, so I'm gonna steal Ihamatt's thunder. Ask Eulogy. Sorry. But. I'd prefer serious questions....any serious questions. I really need to find another way to entertain myself.

07-18-2003, 10:54 PM	#2
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	can i come visit you and stay at your place for free? will you feed me? i'm fat, aren't i? __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

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07-18-2003, 11:04 PM	#6
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Why are you such a dumb little bitch? And when did you join "the club?"

07-19-2003, 05:25 AM	#9
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	No, really, why ARE you a dumb bitch? And when did you decide "you know what I'd like today? Balls on my chin!"

07-19-2003, 02:33 PM	#12
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	do you think the US will have a chance of winning the 2006 World Cup? (soccer obviously) if not, how long do you think it'll take til you lot are serious contenders?

07-19-2003, 02:45 PM	#13
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	What will your first act in office be?

07-20-2003, 02:43 AM	#17
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	You didn't answer the "when did you decide you wanted penis in your throat" question when both I and Affect asked it, you fucking pussy.

07-20-2003, 02:54 AM	#19
Boner Posts: n/a	Eulogy, why do chicks who play guitar, sing, and write their own music seem about 100 times more beautiful and cool than they really are? is my friend gonna be mad that i hit on his sister the guitar player and got her phone number Eulogy? was that wrong? normally i only smoke when i'm wasted yet tonight i smoked almost a pack of cigarettes despite being pretty sober. Euology, why did i smoke so many cigarettes? and finally Eulogy, if you had to choose one thing, what would you say is wrong with me? oh yeah. one more. Eulogy, why is my cousin such a whore?

07-20-2003, 02:55 AM	#20
Gumby Apocalyptic Poster Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 1,307	boobs or arse?

07-20-2003, 02:57 AM	#21
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	Eulogy, why do chicks who play guitar, sing, and write their own music seem about 100 times more beautiful and cool than they really are? 'Cause musicians are cool. Or at least seem cool. is my friend gonna be mad that i hit on his sister the guitar player and got her phone number Eulogy? was that wrong? No. Unless he's weird. normally i only smoke when i'm wasted yet tonight i smoked almost a pack of cigarettes despite being pretty sober. Euology, why did i smoke so many cigarettes? 'Cause you felt like it. and finally Eulogy, if you had to choose one thing, what would you say is wrong with me? You've said nothing I've disliked since you came back. So nothing comes to mind. oh yeah. one more. Eulogy, why is my cousin such a whore? 'Cause her daddy was overprotective, obviously.