i don't like it when people can hear my pee stream into the toilet

Ihaman · 07-19-2003, 08:32 PM

it's embarrasing

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 08:36 PM

Do you have walls where you live?

Esty · 07-19-2003, 08:39 PM

What I don't like is when someone goes into a stall and just "Let's it rip". I mean shit, just cause I can't see you doesn't mean I can't hear you.

Ihaman · 07-19-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
Do you have walls where you live?

the lady next door is outside sweeping her porch, the bathroom window was open and she was literally 6 feet away, you can tell she was trying not to notice...it was funny.

Toby · 07-19-2003, 08:44 PM

I like to fart real loud when I am in the bathroom.

NegativeSleep · 07-19-2003, 08:48 PM

if you're a master marksman like myself, you can aim the stream on the inner surface of the bowl right in between the toilet water and the seat - there's a good 3/4" clearance in a standard toilet, i.e. plenty of room.

MstrGhost · 07-19-2003, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by NegativeSleep
if you're a master marksman like myself, you can aim the stream on the inner surface of the bowl right in between the toilet water and the seat - there's a good 3/4" clearance in a standard toilet, i.e. plenty of room.

Ugly · 07-19-2003, 08:52 PM

Yeah, I do the side of the bowl techinque sometimes but other times the effort is too much so you just hear a wizz going striaght through.

noir cat · 07-19-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by SilverSomatic
I turn on the faucet when I pee for that very reason.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T WASTE THE
FUCKING WATER!!!
UGH!

Honestly, think of all the poor places where people can't even get clean water.

At least it's not shit you're hearing.
Why can't people just accept that these bodily functions are a normal thing?

noir cat · 07-19-2003, 11:01 PM

Please don't waste the water.

noyen · 07-19-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Please don't waste the water.

water isn't floating off into outerspace. you're drinking dinosaur piss or recycled liquid diarrhea from some poor dude who had the beans and gutter fish special in guatamala anyway.

avian chaos · 07-20-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NegativeSleep
if you're a master marksman like myself, you can aim the stream on the inner surface of the bowl right in between the toilet water and the seat - there's a good 3/4" clearance in a standard toilet, i.e. plenty of room.

Dude, I used to do this all the time!!
Then I realized that if people can't hear me piss, they might think I'm doing something else.

avian chaos · 07-20-2003, 01:28 AM

LIKE NOT PISSING, for example.

07-19-2003, 08:32 PM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	i don't like it when people can hear my pee stream into the toilet it's embarrasing

07-19-2003, 08:36 PM	#2
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	Do you have walls where you live? __________________

07-19-2003, 08:39 PM	#3
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	What I don't like is when someone goes into a stall and just "Let's it rip". I mean shit, just cause I can't see you doesn't mean I can't hear you.

07-19-2003, 08:44 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I like to fart real loud when I am in the bathroom.

07-19-2003, 08:48 PM	#6
NegativeSleep Ownz Location: Level 8-2 Posts: 837	if you're a master marksman like myself, you can aim the stream on the inner surface of the bowl right in between the toilet water and the seat - there's a good 3/4" clearance in a standard toilet, i.e. plenty of room.

07-19-2003, 08:52 PM	#8
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Yeah, I do the side of the bowl techinque sometimes but other times the effort is too much so you just hear a wizz going striaght through.

07-19-2003, 11:01 PM	#10
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Please don't waste the water.