praise allah, no more instant fucking coffee - Page 2

Desi · 07-19-2003, 05:53 PM

This is post # 2440.

Eulogy · 07-19-2003, 05:58 PM

I once had to drink this insanely huge mug of coffee for my sister's biology experiment on how caffeine affects...something, I don't remember.

I wanted to die.

Never again.

Desi · 07-19-2003, 06:00 PM

I'm pretty sure she just wanted to give you the runs.

Will · 07-19-2003, 06:00 PM

Does instant coffee have the same effects?

NegativeSleep · 07-19-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy
I once had to drink this insanely huge mug of coffee for my sister's biology experiment on how caffeine affects...something, I don't remember.

I wanted to die.

Never again.

looks like somebody's whipped *lashing noise*

Desi · 07-19-2003, 06:06 PM

instant coffee makes you want to die. not only that, but you know that IF you die you'll be found lying in a pool of your own feces, blood and vomit and the cats with eat your eyes, so the CSI guys will try to find out who killed you and stole your eyes and they'll blame the cubans. but then the stupid southern lady with the long ratty hair will find pieces of your eye in the cat poop. they always collect evidence like that. and then they'll figure out it wasn't really a crime, just the disgusting cat shit coffee. and at the end of the episode, that lady that found your eyes in the cat poop will be shooting a gun for no reason and radiohead will be playing.

07-19-2003, 05:53 PM	#31
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	This is post # 2440.

07-19-2003, 05:58 PM	#32
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	I once had to drink this insanely huge mug of coffee for my sister's biology experiment on how caffeine affects...something, I don't remember. I wanted to die. Never again.

07-19-2003, 06:00 PM	#33
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	I'm pretty sure she just wanted to give you the runs.

07-19-2003, 06:00 PM	#34
Will Ownz Location: Phoenix Posts: 959	Does instant coffee have the same effects?

07-19-2003, 06:06 PM	#36
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	instant coffee makes you want to die. not only that, but you know that IF you die you'll be found lying in a pool of your own feces, blood and vomit and the cats with eat your eyes, so the CSI guys will try to find out who killed you and stole your eyes and they'll blame the cubans. but then the stupid southern lady with the long ratty hair will find pieces of your eye in the cat poop. they always collect evidence like that. and then they'll figure out it wasn't really a crime, just the disgusting cat shit coffee. and at the end of the episode, that lady that found your eyes in the cat poop will be shooting a gun for no reason and radiohead will be playing.