so HOW WOULD YOU KILL JESUS, THE SON OF GOD?

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR · 07-19-2003, 11:39 AM

FIRST I WOULD TIE HIM UP AND GET ONE OF THOSE HOT POKER THINGS THAT YOU STIFKC IN THE FIRE AND I WOULD PUT IN HIS BUTTHOLE AND HE WOULD SCREAM ARRRRRRGHHGHGHGH!!1 YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I AME THE SON OF GOD!!!! AND I WOULD SAY THAT RUGHT FUCKER BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN YOU SO YOUR GOIGN TO GET WHATS COMING TO YOU YOU FUCKIM LONG HAIRED HIPPY ASSHOEL GUESS WHATS NEXT? I WOULD PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS BALLS AND HAVE A DOBERMAN PINCHER LIK THE PEANTU BUTTAR OFF AND WHEN THE PEANUT BUTTUR RAN OUT THEN THE DOBERMAN WOULD STILL BE HUNGERY AND START CHOMPING ON HIS BALLS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP AND HE WOULD SAY I COMMAND YOU FOUL CREATURE I AM THE SON OF GOD STOP BITING MY BALLS IT HURTS! BUT THE DOG WOULD KEEP CHOMPING CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP UNTIL HE RAN OUT OF BALLS AND THEN WOULD START EATING JEUSES DICK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP AND JESUS WOULD BLEED TO DEATH AND THEN I'D TAKE HIS DEAD BODY AND THROW IT INTO A WOOD CHIPPER AND FEED IT TO THE DUCKS.

beef curtains · 07-19-2003, 11:43 AM

Julian, if i vomit will you masturbate on the puddle and mix it into a lovely soup with your winky?

MstrGhost · 07-19-2003, 12:14 PM

I'd make him watch our national tv.

James Eats Pez · 07-19-2003, 12:39 PM

i'm drowning in footwear

Ugly · 07-19-2003, 02:19 PM

Forgive him father, they know not what they do.

Jesus saves. <3

Ghetto_Squirrel · 07-19-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
Jesus saves. <3

Bullshit. Jesus doesn't save; he enslaves.

Will · 07-19-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
Bullshit. Jesus doesn't save; he enslaves.

Yeah!

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Ugly · 07-19-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Bullshit. Jesus doesn't save; he enslaves.

no cheering from the freak goth seats.

BeautifulLoser · 07-19-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Bullshit. Jesus doesn't save; he enslaves.

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Boycott Graceland · 07-19-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

no cheering from the freak goth seats.

noir cat · 07-19-2003, 04:50 PM

I would convince my exboyfriend to try to entice Jesus to have anal sex with him, the ex being on the recieving end (because I know that deep down he is gay, gay for Jesus because he kept on telling me I should believe in god). And then Jesus will contract AIDS and every sort of STD imaginable because my ex must have had unprotected sex with at least half of his high school and at least half of Cuba. Of course, I didn't know this until after we broke up which makes me all the more relieved that I've always insisted on using a condom.

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07-19-2003, 11:39 AM	#1
Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR Ownz Posts: 938	so HOW WOULD YOU KILL JESUS, THE SON OF GOD? FIRST I WOULD TIE HIM UP AND GET ONE OF THOSE HOT POKER THINGS THAT YOU STIFKC IN THE FIRE AND I WOULD PUT IN HIS BUTTHOLE AND HE WOULD SCREAM ARRRRRRGHHGHGHGH!!1 YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I AME THE SON OF GOD!!!! AND I WOULD SAY THAT RUGHT FUCKER BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN YOU SO YOUR GOIGN TO GET WHATS COMING TO YOU YOU FUCKIM LONG HAIRED HIPPY ASSHOEL GUESS WHATS NEXT? I WOULD PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS BALLS AND HAVE A DOBERMAN PINCHER LIK THE PEANTU BUTTAR OFF AND WHEN THE PEANUT BUTTUR RAN OUT THEN THE DOBERMAN WOULD STILL BE HUNGERY AND START CHOMPING ON HIS BALLS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP AND HE WOULD SAY I COMMAND YOU FOUL CREATURE I AM THE SON OF GOD STOP BITING MY BALLS IT HURTS! BUT THE DOG WOULD KEEP CHOMPING CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP UNTIL HE RAN OUT OF BALLS AND THEN WOULD START EATING JEUSES DICK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP AND JESUS WOULD BLEED TO DEATH AND THEN I'D TAKE HIS DEAD BODY AND THROW IT INTO A WOOD CHIPPER AND FEED IT TO THE DUCKS. __________________ fuck you cunt muscle. COPIED AND PASTED FROM THE NET ****

07-19-2003, 11:43 AM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Julian, if i vomit will you masturbate on the puddle and mix it into a lovely soup with your winky?

07-19-2003, 12:14 PM	#3
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	I'd make him watch our national tv.

07-19-2003, 12:39 PM	#4
James Eats Pez will you marry me mister bristow Posts: 651	i'm drowning in footwear

07-19-2003, 02:19 PM	#5
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Forgive him father, they know not what they do. Jesus saves. <3

07-19-2003, 04:50 PM	#11
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	I would convince my exboyfriend to try to entice Jesus to have anal sex with him, the ex being on the recieving end (because I know that deep down he is gay, gay for Jesus because he kept on telling me I should believe in god). And then Jesus will contract AIDS and every sort of STD imaginable because my ex must have had unprotected sex with at least half of his high school and at least half of Cuba. Of course, I didn't know this until after we broke up which makes me all the more relieved that I've always insisted on using a condom.