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Old 05-30-2017, 09:12 PM   #1651
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I'd rather be penis clean than be near a clean penis.

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Old 05-30-2017, 09:16 PM   #1652
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The secret is it's size. Less circumference to clean
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:17 PM   #1653
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I really wanna see Modest Mouse in October but no one is interested in going. I'll probably go by myself. Haven't done that in years.

Anyone here gone to a concert alone?

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:18 PM   #1654
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Now playing: This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:18 PM   #1655
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Full disclosure: I am four beers in and have nowhere to be tomorrow. Net4ya, it is ON!

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:19 PM   #1656
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If you pay all my expenses i'll go see modest mouse with you.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:19 PM   #1657
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If you pay all my expenses i'll go see modest mouse with you.
Fuck yeah. You give me an estimate and we'll see how it shakes down.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:20 PM   #1658
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Quick LaBelle, what is your favorite Modest Mouse album?

Be warned, there is a correct answer.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:22 PM   #1659
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I never listened to any modest mouse album.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:23 PM   #1660
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I never listened to any modest mouse album.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:24 PM   #1661
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I held a meatball sub in my hands not 24 minutes ago

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:25 PM   #1662
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The correct answer was The Moon & Antarctica, but we also would have accepted This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:30 PM   #1663
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Thanks, now I know where to start

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:46 PM   #1664
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:b eer::bee r:

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:47 PM   #1665
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b eer

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Old 05-30-2017, 10:32 PM   #1666
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Dude all the time. Just take the transit and get drunk as you're heading down and you'll have a great time if it's a band you wanna see.

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:40 PM   #1667
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Coffee?

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:42 PM   #1668
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so took posted a fake number but i already sent it a yo mama joke so i just sent it another one. i'm gonna keep sending them every few days. i'm brightening someone's life right?

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:44 PM   #1669
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Me too

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:45 PM   #1670
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Your mama so fat she insulin resistant

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:45 PM   #1671
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Your mama so fat that u was adopted

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:55 PM   #1672
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damn they are going to be like wtf two people sending me yo mama jokes

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:56 PM   #1673
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Your mama so fat she's literally the best person in the world!

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:20 PM   #1674
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My dad was super embarrassing during the Memorial Day get together. He's obsessed with (not even blood relatives) involved with the civil war. Like a long fucking time ago. His dad was a refugee though so not even from here and he's not interested in any of that. I guess any way he can be a racist he will

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:21 PM   #1675
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I wish he told dad jokes instead. Nobody wanted to talk to him about it. He's a soul sucking individual

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:22 PM   #1676
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His other Thing is "Trump is being treated unfairly bcuz..." like trump is his personal friend or something. I guess he's willing to go down with the ship. Fuck politics in general

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:28 PM   #1677
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My dad also takes no interest in his kids' lives. It was if he went there to share those tidbits and nothing else. It's totally bizarre. I'll never figure out what planet he came from

 
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:57 PM   #1678
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:17 AM   #1679
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How terrible

 
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:36 AM   #1680
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Took what have you done

 
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