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Old 07-17-2003, 04:05 PM   #1
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Angry fux0rs.

i gave my cat a bath because she smelled.

its like this all up and down my arm. (why is there a ring of white flesh on my arm?)

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:11 PM   #2
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I actually liked it when kitties do that to me. (By kitties I mean full grown stray cats I find).

I was just talking to twilightfadez about this last night. Once, I had a kitty (full grown stray cat) ***** one claw in the palm of my hand and I lifted it up and it hung on to my skin that way. I should have gotten stitches and a shot for that, but I didn't. Well, actually so that particular incident I didn't enjoy. Hmmm. And that kitty claws are dirty. That's a bad thing.

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:11 PM   #3
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I M B E D

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:13 PM   #4
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maybe you'll turn into her:
http://www.dccomics.com/features/cat...ic_leftbib.jpg

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:14 PM   #5
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ouch, fuck. and this one is just a kitten.

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:16 PM   #6
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Once, I had a kitty (full grown stray cat) ***** one claw in the palm of my hand and I lifted it up and it hung on to my skin that way. I should have gotten stitches and a shot for that, but I didn't. Well, actually so that particular incident I didn't enjoy. Hmmm. And that kitty claws are dirty. That's a bad thing.
ME TOO. I had a mean bitch cat who would scratch us all the time. Once her claw got STUCK inside my hand when she scratched me. and she kept pulling to get it out but it was STUCK. aklsdfjalsdkfjl;askdj.

cats are fucks. except the boys once they get their balls chopped off.



stefanie, put some disinfectant on that

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:16 PM   #7
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ouch, fuck. and this one is just a kitten.
holy fucking shit

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:19 PM   #8
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holy fucking shit
Man, that ain't shit. Try shoving a safety pin through your tit.

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:25 PM   #9
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THE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT FUCKING BURNS!!

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:26 PM   #10
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Man, that ain't shit. Try shoving a safety pin through your tit.
NONONONONONONO

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:29 PM   #11
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NONONONONONONO
Left nostril. Right eyebrow. And the part next to the lower lip.
(Oh, to be 15, 16, and 17... and a little bit of 18).

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:30 PM   #12
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I remembered piercing the ears of three of my friends in class. One of which I did more than once.

And then this one time I tried to pierce my friend's nostril, but she was too chicken.

I've lost my moxy.

 
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:31 PM   #13
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Left nostril. Right eyebrow. And the part next to the lower lip.
(Oh, to be 15, 16, and 17... and a little bit of 18).
haha, those were the ones i had

well, i still have the nose :/

 
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Old 07-18-2003, 12:28 AM   #14
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looks like your were raped and he won.

 
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Old 07-18-2003, 12:31 AM   #15
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i never get cuts or scratches when i bathe my pussy.

 
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