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Old 03-27-2017, 09:49 AM   #61
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Yes. I fear her and desire her at the same time. I sam in complete submission to her every whim, a total slave.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:53 AM   #62
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Cross Yesenia if you dare. She's something feisty I tell you what. Once she caught me in a lie (I said I was scrubbing the tubs in the stay over rooms but really I was just wiping them down). She then indirectly threatened to fire me and scowled at me for a month.

I scrub the tubs now, every one. Thoroughly.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:13 PM   #63
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What if she wants to have an affair anyways?

Normally I don't even look at a girl with a boyfriend, not to mention a family. But when its like this... I will go along with whatever she wants. You have no idea how much she has done for me. Sh''s given tons of food and left I'm guessing $100-$150 in "tips" for me. Lately she's been doing it sloppily on purpose so that I know for sure its from her And most importantly she got me to CHANGE: to work hard, be honest and quit smoking.

I think I'm in lov. Her husband? Fuck him, I want a duel!!

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:20 PM   #64
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you piece of shit

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:22 PM   #65
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you put your faith in the democrat party & hillary clinton and assorted capitalist shills. everyone has faith. i have faith that the workers will control the means of production. some people believe in a skyman.

a body's actions and ideas, not their faith, are what concern me

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:44 PM   #66
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What if she wants to have an affair anyways?

Normally I don't even look at a girl with a boyfriend, not to mention a family. But when its like this... I will go along with whatever she wants. You have no idea how much she has done for me. Sh''s given tons of food and left I'm guessing $100-$150 in "tips" for me. Lately she's been doing it sloppily on purpose so that I know for sure its from her And most importantly she got me to CHANGE: to work hard, be honest and quit smoking.

I think I'm in lov. Her husband? Fuck him, I want a duel!!
If her husband isn't consenting to this kind of thing then you're just propagating more hurt and anguish in others' (her husband, possibly her kids from the fallout) lives. Don't be bought

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:27 PM   #67
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Look this whole thing is probably some self gratifying delusion. But if it isn't then fuck everything. I have never had a gf. I mean NEVER. I am lonely and desperate. This shit has fallen into my lap. I'll be damned if I let her go the way of all the other ones in the past.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:34 PM   #68
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This tough because she's been a good influence on you

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:35 PM   #69
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Even if her husband is consenting then it is still fucked up.
check out the conservative morality police

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:36 PM   #70
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Look this whole thing is probably some self gratifying delusion. But if it isn't then fuck everything. I have never had a gf. I mean NEVER. I am lonely and desperate. This shit has fallen into my lap. I'll be damned if I let her go the way of all the other ones in the past.
she'll probably cheat on you too

jus tryin 2 help u out

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:38 PM   #71
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Yeah affairs aren't satisfying relationships. I don't mean to be hurtful and flip by doubling up on your conscience. Good luck with whatever you do. Really.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:40 PM   #72
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i couldn't possibly trust anyone that did that

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:43 PM   #73
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Yeah I fucked her in the Hershey Tunnel, deep inside
it made her pussy bubble, aiyyo she told me that it loves you
I told her 'arch that back, let me see that ass'
And then I kissed it, licked it, stuck my nose all in position
You tell me baby listen, can't you see my fuckin dick is throbbin
She started slobbin and gogglin, spittin burblin burpin it
I told her 'just don't matter baby, just don't bite it'
No hold barred, my dick was hard enough to dent a car, I stuck it in
between to spread the Red Sea apart, the pussy fart
was a motherfuckin work of art, she rode my dick
just like a Kawasaki til the pussy started soundin sloppy
like an old jalopy, time to nut
Took off the condom slapped her on the butt, then I bust
on her face in between her lips
Then she started lickin it, cause it was good shit, protein!
Hot and rich.. damn I got my shit freaky, Mr. Ricks

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:46 PM   #74
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can he shoot you instead?

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:48 PM   #75
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Hmm, Heart Street. Alright you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right. You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' past Guts now, that shit takes you to Tits Project. My man Balls will be out, be around there somewhere, you nahh mean. Urrm, The Heart is around there somewhere, so. Or you could go 45 minutes, you could take Butt Avenue to, to Hershey Highway, you nahh mean, up spine'in, and, and, and you be at, you be at, y-you be at the mouth, you be at, you be at the mouth of the, the mouth of the tunnel right there. You nahh mean?

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:50 PM   #76
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you put your faith in the democrat party & hillary clinton and assorted capitalist shills.
all of the fiercest anti-religionists I know are so ironically dogmatic about a whole bunch of stuff in their own lives, including being anti religion

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:53 PM   #77
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Yeah I guess it's fine for adults to do whatever when they are married and have children. Cause fuck the children right? Gotta get my dick wet in some strange know what I'm saying brah? Kids are tough little bastards; this'll put some hair on their chests.
idk dude i thought you were the guy who wanted people to be able to be free from political correctness

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:59 PM   #78
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listen took can't help it that those unfortunate little children have a slutty mama

it happens all over the world

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:00 PM   #79
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women are all different, you guys.

some of us don't ever want anyone to touch us and punch people who touch us if we were not expecting it.

others just want that gap filled.

Don't kink shame.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:07 PM   #80
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all women are exactly the same and i have unlocked the secret to getting MAD PUSSY EVERY TIME

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:11 PM   #81
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What if she wants to have an affair anyways?

Normally I don't even look at a girl with a boyfriend, not to mention a family. But when its like this... I will go along with whatever she wants. You have no idea how much she has done for me. Sh''s given tons of food and left I'm guessing $100-$150 in "tips" for me. Lately she's been doing it sloppily on purpose so that I know for sure its from her And most importantly she got me to CHANGE: to work hard, be honest and quit smoking.

I think I'm in lov. Her husband? Fuck him, I want a duel!!
It's more important for you to keep your job and secure a great reference down the line. This will all end very badly with you out of a job
Be sensible

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:15 PM   #82
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In the last week she's told me things like how her mom had two surgeries recently to remove cancerous tumors and how her dad was an alcoholic. she likes me, i am not flattering myself i know this.

so what if she is slutty? i am a multiple felon. i can put up with a few flaws in someone who is overlooking a ton of my flaws.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:17 PM   #83
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It's more important for you to keep your job and secure a great reference down the line. This will all end very badly with you out of a job
Be sensible
She's about to quit. I'm guessing the consumation of our passions (if there is any at all) will occur well after she leaves (and after I gain forty lbs lol)

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:23 PM   #84
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Hmm. I wonder how many of you worthy naysayers would resist the advances of a married someone you are attracted to a lot.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:24 PM   #85
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i mean you shouldn't fuck married people who aren't in open relationships... but, i guess i'm so far removed from relationships that i don't get it really, if she wants to fuck took and initiates and they have sex i don't think he's a terrible person for doing so. she is making the decision to cheat, it's not like he is seducing her and making her act in some way that she wouldn't otherwise. a lot of people cheat and i fully put the blame on them for doing so, not the person who they cheat with. i'd like to think i'd never have sex with a married person but i can see why someone would

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:25 PM   #86
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I agree that helping someone cheat is wrong, but I'm also not going to lie, if I was in Took's situation and she made a move I would not resist

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:28 PM   #87
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I have done NOTHING to get this thing going. I always talk to her in a respectful casual friendly manner. I have made zero advances. She is my boss for fucks sake, npot to mention the family she has. but goddamn after everything she's done for me she can do whatever she wants.

You fuckers have no clue how hard it is for me to meet a woman. and this one is pretty and kind and cool... goddamn i know its wrong but fuck i am weak.

 
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scotty needs to be in here with the whole "monogamy isn't natural" thing

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:32 PM   #89
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I have done NOTHING to get this thing going. I always talk to her in a respectful casual friendly manner. I have made zero advances. She is my boss for fucks sake, npot to mention the family she has. but goddamn after everything she's done for me she can do whatever she wants.

You fuckers have no clue how hard it is for me to meet a woman. and this one is pretty and kind and cool... goddamn i know its wrong but fuck i am weak.
if she's already had relations with another employee then you're not even the home wrecker, you're just a gravy train rider...I don't think anyone could hold that against you.

she sounds like the witch from hansel and gretel and she's lured you into the gingerbread house to fatten you up but instead of cooking you in an oven she's going to sexually defile you

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:34 PM   #90
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She's is nice to me Vixnix. Besides my parole agent I have never met a female not related to me who has treated me with such kindness.

 
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