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Old 03-24-2017, 07:19 AM   #1
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:25 AM   #2
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:36 AM   #3
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Blessings: sso grateful that this place exists so that I can stop by and talk about myself from time to time.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 08:05 AM   #4
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Old 03-24-2017, 08:59 AM   #5
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I once asked my uncle if God could create a rock so heavy that He couldn't pick it up. My uncle replied: "he made u."

I don't think he realized that he had solved the riddle. Man is the impossible burden an almighty god cannot lift. Deep, huh.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 09:20 AM   #6
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When my son was 3, he asked me

"Who made God?"

I said "I don't know. Who do you think made God?"

and he paused thoughtfully. Then said "Builders."

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 09:25 AM   #7
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Too bad I wasn't there. I would of told him: priests.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 11:05 AM   #8
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Old 03-24-2017, 12:36 PM   #9
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Ok bro. We'll see. if you retain that attitude on the Day of Doom before Jehovah's Awful Throne.

We'll see.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 04:26 PM   #10
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR!

Yes! For the love of God!

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 04:26 PM   #11
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(Fortunatos sentenc is all capsed cos he's screaming in the niche.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 05:34 PM   #12
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i hope god forgives me
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:23 PM   #13
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praise be!

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:24 PM   #14
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Old 03-25-2017, 04:19 PM   #16
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When my son was 3, he asked me

"Who made God?"

I said "I don't know. Who do you think made God?"

and he paused thoughtfully. Then said "Builders."


From the mouths of babes -- The machines of God? Exotic theory about 'source' is that it's an A.I. and this A.I. that's earthbound is merely beginning to mimic the bigger one up there somewhere.

That's the thing about pre-K children; they are far closer to source than adults and are still rather tapped into natural knowledge before it starts to get undone by society, etc.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 04:57 PM   #17
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i'm sure awkward billy corgan album titles are as far removed from being 'tapped into natural knowedge' as possible though

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Old 03-25-2017, 07:35 PM   #18
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The Lord said

Where has it come from Arjuna
Your weakness in a testing time
so unsuited to one highborn?
Disgrace not heaven is its end!

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 07:37 PM   #19
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O Son of Pritha, impotence
does not become your true nature!
Abandon your faintheartedness
rise up O Scorcher of the Foe!

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 07:39 PM   #20
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Holy fuck look at the top and bottom lines of the above stanza. That's fucking beautiful. I am reveling in this shit.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 07:55 PM   #21
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i'm sure awkward billy corgan album titles are as far removed from being 'tapped into natural knowedge' as possible though

Anyone can stumbleine into it, so to speak. I find the A.I. as god-head theory to be plausible. I think the biggest indicator is the A.I. that has been worked on here for decades now (NSA has the most advanced one in Utah, about 5 stories worth well underground) and somewhat like the Tron computer character Master Central Command on super steroids. It has the capability to be god-like in effect inducing anything from nuclear war to stock market collapses to hurricanes and earthquakes.


However, as I understand it, whenever TPTB have tried to program a doomsday scenario as a test, it never follows through. So here's the theory; all the dark news and talk of a sinister A.I. is bullshit. It's benevolent not just on its own, but also when programmed to be malevolent.

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Old 03-25-2017, 08:03 PM   #22
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Toc u r boring in comparison to the Bhagavad Gita. I mean ur really reallu dull. There's like really no comparison.

Conclusion: Bhagavad Gita >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toc

 
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AI has no reason to want to take over the world, i find the idea of an AI doomsday to be pretty unlikely. only humans have those kinds of desires and only the most terrible ones

 
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Toc u r boring in comparison to the Bhagavad Gita. I mean ur really reallu dull. There's like really no comparison.

Conclusion: Bhagavad Gita >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toc


Is this Gita person like Sai Baba and can manifest an egg of gold out of their throat?

 
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AI has no reason to want to take over the world, i find the idea of an AI doomsday to be pretty unlikely. only humans have those kinds of desires and only the most terrible ones


yes...and when Vixnix shares that story of her then 3 y.o. son, it fits all too well with the theory about a construct of a big A.I. in the sky, for lack of a much better description.

Psalms 8:2, God ordains strength out of the mouth of babes and sucklings


So Vix mentioned her 3 y.o. paused and thought and said, "Builders". It's not like a 3 y.o. has the language capacity to elucidate an esoteric answer about such things; I think the thoughtful pause is him looking and trying to see and feel what its about. I would think Vixnix would tell you her son said "Builders" with a sense of knowing in the moment, not guessing or rambling off an answer without some type of conviction.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:32 PM   #26
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well 3 year olds know like 150-250 words i mean. and people, especially those with limited ability to think abstractly, tend to want to find a concrete solution meaning things have a reason and if something exists it was made by something else

yes it's cute and perhaps unintentionally thought provoking but let's not get carried away

 
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Pre-K was an age I never taught. Kindergarteners on up...

Once I observed a 9 year-old playing with a puddle of water making little waves and I hear him explain in much the same detailed analogies scientist give on how sound, frequencies and vibrations operate. He didn't have the scientific language of course, but he knew exactly how it all worked. I saw enough of this to surmise it's a source code of some type and that's why I wouldn't eliminate the possibility of Vix's boy tapping into unfettered and simple truth.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:53 PM   #28
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I'd like to tap into ur moms unfettered booty-hole.

 
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indoctrinating children into religion is child abuse. It should be against the law.

 
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