yesterday i woke up fucking a lemon

bonsor · 07-17-2003, 04:38 PM

boy did it sting.

ammy · 07-17-2003, 04:40 PM

when life gives you lemons...

fuck them to a pulp, to make lemonade!

yo soy el mejor · 07-17-2003, 04:40 PM

im sorry.

crescentfresh · 07-17-2003, 04:41 PM

<3 misheard lyrics

bonsor · 07-17-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentfresh

<3 misheard lyrics

im listening to the i might be wrong recordings and he clearly says 'fucking a lemon'.

crescentfresh · 07-17-2003, 04:43 PM

my friend april wrote today about Bon Jovi Lyrics she has misheard her entire life:

--------------------------------
He says:
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings hom her pay
For love - for love
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not

I hear:
Tony used to work on the dots
Yoon Yoon's paid on strack
He's down on his lug bids tuh... so tough
Jill now must of died of old age
Workin' for a ham, she brings home her bed
for love - for love
Jesus: we've gotta hold on to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference
if we're naked or not

He says:
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby it's okay

I hear:
Children running away
He cried on the night
On Christmas: Baby it's okay

crescentfresh · 07-17-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
im listening to the i might be wrong recordings and he clearly says 'fucking a lemon'.

ha, even better!

bonsor · 07-17-2003, 04:47 PM

well, just the thought of it. fucking a lemon. that's not pleasant at all.

but i figured it's best not to take lyrics so literally. i learned this after i crucified the insincere.

Debaser · 04:50 PM

ALERT ALERT WRONG BOARD WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT CATS ARE CHASING DOGS THE WORLD IS SPINNING THE WRONG WAY NORTH IS SOUTH EAST IS WEST THIS TOPIC IS ON THE WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT

NegativeSleep · 07-17-2003, 04:56 PM

oh to be nice to these mustard lights.

miss world · 07-17-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentfresh
my friend april wrote today about Bon Jovi Lyrics she has misheard her entire life:

--------------------------------
He says:
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings hom her pay
For love - for love
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not

I hear:
Tony used to work on the dots
Yoon Yoon's paid on strack
He's down on his lug bids tuh... so tough
Jill now must of died of old age
Workin' for a ham, she brings home her bed
for love - for love
Jesus: we've gotta hold on to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference
if we're naked or not

He says:
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby it's okay

I hear:
Children running away
He cried on the night
On Christmas: Baby it's okay

jczeroman · 07-17-2003, 05:03 PM

excuse me while i kiss this guy!

Ihaman · 07-17-2003, 05:06 PM

yesterday i woke up sucking on lemons

Desi · 07-17-2003, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Debaser
ALERT ALERT WRONG BOARD WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT CATS ARE CHASING DOGS THE WORLD IS SPINNING THE WRONG WAY NORTH IS SOUTH EAST IS WEST THIS TOPIC IS ON THE WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT

HAHAHAHAHAH

Liquid-J · 07-17-2003, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
but i figured it's best not to take lyrics so literally. i learned this after i crucified the insincere.

daaamn, how'd that go? i tried cutting my life into pieces, but i didn't really know how, or where to start, so i just kinda gave up.

Nimrod's Son · 07-17-2003, 08:08 PM

"Big old Jed had a lighter. Carried him to far away. Big old Jed had a lighter. Cause its here that he wants to stay."

bonsor · 07-17-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
"Big old Jed had a lighter. Carried him to far away. Big old Jed had a lighter. Cause its here that he wants to stay."

you mean, it's NOT that?

shaniqua · 07-17-2003, 08:55 PM

U NO I'M NOT DAD!

07-17-2003, 04:38 PM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	yesterday i woke up fucking a lemon boy did it sting.

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Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	ALERT ALERT WRONG BOARD WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT CATS ARE CHASING DOGS THE WORLD IS SPINNING THE WRONG WAY NORTH IS SOUTH EAST IS WEST THIS TOPIC IS ON THE WRONG BOARD ALERT ALERT Last edited by Debaser : 07-17-2003 at 04:50 PM.

07-17-2003, 04:40 PM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	when life gives you lemons... fuck them to a pulp, to make lemonade!

07-17-2003, 04:40 PM	#3
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	im sorry.

07-17-2003, 04:41 PM	#4
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	<3 misheard lyrics

07-17-2003, 04:43 PM	#6
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	my friend april wrote today about Bon Jovi Lyrics she has misheard her entire life: -------------------------------- He says: Tommy used to work on the docks Union's been on strike He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough Gina works the diner all day Working for her man, she brings hom her pay For love - for love She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got 'Cause it doesn't make a difference If we make it or not I hear: Tony used to work on the dots Yoon Yoon's paid on strack He's down on his lug bids tuh... so tough Jill now must of died of old age Workin' for a ham, she brings home her bed for love - for love Jesus: we've gotta hold on to what we've got it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not He says: Gina dreams of running away When she cries in the night Tommy whispers: Baby it's okay I hear: Children running away He cried on the night On Christmas: Baby it's okay

07-17-2003, 04:56 PM	#10
NegativeSleep Ownz Location: Level 8-2 Posts: 837	oh to be nice to these mustard lights.

07-17-2003, 05:03 PM	#12
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	excuse me while i kiss this guy!

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Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	yesterday i woke up sucking on lemons

07-17-2003, 08:08 PM	#16
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	"Big old Jed had a lighter. Carried him to far away. Big old Jed had a lighter. Cause its here that he wants to stay."

07-17-2003, 08:55 PM	#18
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	U NO I'M NOT DAD!