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03-14-2017, 09:28 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf
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Flushing is expensive and bad for the world and the whales. And the frogs, and the indigenous. Don't ever do it until you poop and/or shit a bunch, everywhere. Then flush, and clean. Because poop is loaded with deadly bacteria that's bad for the world, and your tongue. It can grow colonies of crapbugs inside your molars, when you eat poop too much So don't ever flush it and don't eat poop too often |
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03-14-2017, 09:32 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I'll remember that next time I give a rimjob, thank you
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03-14-2017, 09:33 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?
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03-14-2017, 09:33 PM
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Location: Away
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03-14-2017, 09:39 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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My ex-wife used to actually get mad at me when I wouldn't answer those calls.
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03-14-2017, 09:40 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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On *my* phone, mind you...
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03-14-2017, 09:41 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf
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03-14-2017, 09:41 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Away
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I rarely ever take calls anymore... most of my friends will even message me first asking if it's alright to call.
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03-14-2017, 09:51 PM
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Banned
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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if its important they leave a message
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03-14-2017, 10:06 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: WILD BOY
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03-14-2017, 10:07 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Do you exclusively use a flip phone? I've been thinking about switching back to save an extra $30 or so a month. I fucking hate phones anyhow.
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03-14-2017, 10:09 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Lol @ flaming globes waging war on fuzzrod via gay giffs
this is kinda like when you deluged me with your mom jokes huh |
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03-14-2017, 10:10 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Oh sweet jesus
not just the wrong page bit the wrong fucking thread christ |
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03-14-2017, 10:11 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: WILD BOY
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yes, I have never owned a smart phone. I don't need a computer in my phone, I have a computer in my computer. the actual phone was $15 and I purchase a $10 per month text plan which is unlimited texts to others with verizon and 200 texts to others. I also never had a cell phone at all until I was 18, I really don't like phones |
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03-14-2017, 10:15 PM
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Minion of Satan
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What did you use for Tinder?
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03-14-2017, 10:24 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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03-14-2017, 10:25 PM
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Socialphobic
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03-14-2017, 10:25 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-14-2017, 10:34 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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(Sry everythings a contest when your as masculine as me) |
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03-14-2017, 10:35 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I read the Illiad.
And the Vedas. |
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03-14-2017, 10:37 PM
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Socialphobic
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That would be un-cool. |
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03-15-2017, 11:01 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf
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*to the tune of folgers* The best park of waking up, is tooks in the wrong-thread-as-fuck |
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03-15-2017, 03:25 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-15-2017, 03:44 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Real worlds so much better
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03-15-2017, 05:01 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Away
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It was so fun for a while though. Still remember going to the park and seeing a bunch of people with their phones out all looking at each other knowing what was going down.
More than once I yelled at people "pokemon!?" and they went "YEAH!!!" haha |
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