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11-08-2016, 05:56 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf
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The 'I Farted Today' Thread
Couldn't believe the turnouts today to select our new Farter In Chief and to vote on local proposition F (whether the state constitution should be amended to permit farts on 1st dates). Can't wait to see if recreational farting takes off like medicinal has the past few years
Let loose some rather legendary ones waiting in line today, much to the delight and bemusement of those around me. Luckily they were musical and sweet-smelling rather than sbd's, which everyone hates Sure feels good to get out there and fart today, what with the fate of the worlds most powerful sphincter at stake |
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11-08-2016, 06:00 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
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"I fart therefore I am", I always say.
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11-08-2016, 07:42 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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11-08-2016, 09:52 PM
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Shut the fuck up!
 
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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11-08-2016, 10:08 PM
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Braindead
 
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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i know it's wrong but this makes me laugh
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03-14-2017, 08:53 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Hey remember this thread? From before Tronald Dump was officially elected president? We were all so innocent then.
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03-14-2017, 09:22 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf
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Quote:
We could just talk about farts now, if we want. Might make us feel better. How's everyone farting these days? Didn't have a lotta good farts at all today. Belly's much quieter this week |
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03-14-2017, 09:26 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Hey, membah when scotty posted that Family Guy clip? HAHA OMG WOW. That's so scotty.
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03-14-2017, 09:26 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I've definitely been shitting a lot better in recent weeks. Last week I shit at least once a day, sometimes even twice.
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03-14-2017, 09:49 PM
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Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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One time Mike just texted me out of the blue that I had been doing some "good, clean poots" all night and I laughed so hard that he was ashamed and hasn't mentioned it since
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03-14-2017, 09:50 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Good, clean poots
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03-14-2017, 09:50 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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We should all be so lucky
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03-14-2017, 09:50 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Instead we get the stinky, dirty Poots
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03-14-2017, 09:51 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
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I farted in the soup kitchen.
Didn't make a dent in the stench. |
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03-14-2017, 09:54 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Most of my farts smell like soup
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03-14-2017, 09:55 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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My old car had heated seats and I used to love cutting big, wet farts in there on cold mornings. Felt like I had shit myself without any of the mess.
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03-14-2017, 10:01 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: raleigh
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(me next year) member when there was an EPA?
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03-14-2017, 10:03 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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English
do you speak it motherfucker? |
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03-14-2017, 10:05 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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