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[FlamingGlobes]

If you had to choose between being deaf and being blind, which would you choose and why?

[FlamingGlobes]

If Poots texted you, how long would you wait before texting him back, if ever?

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

If you had to choose between being deaf and being blind, which would you choose and why?

I would choose being blind. Could not live without listening to music.

[FlamingGlobes]

What's one thing you buy at the grocery store that you feel ashamed of but can't stop buying regardless?

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

If Poots texted you, how long would you wait before texting him back, if ever?

Depends on a lot of things. I usually try to respond all texts, but it might slip through the cracks who knows.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

What's one thing you buy at the grocery store that you feel ashamed of but can't stop buying regardless?

I feel self conscious about buying toilet paper still.

[FlamingGlobes]

I slipped through Took's mom's cracks.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I feel self conscious about buying toilet paper still.

Haha, wow.

Today I bought bagels, a loaf of bread and hamburger buns. I felt insanely self-conscious about all the carbs I had bought, even though I freeze most of it and use it between paychecks (every two weeks).

Oh, and I also bought raw pizza dough.

[LaBelle]

Best compliment you have received?

[LaBelle]

Ever fell victim to a prank call? If yes what was it?

[LaBelle]

Ugly and live forever or look attractive but die in a year?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Best compliment you have received?

It's not the best one, but it's the first one that comes to mind:

The week after my wife and I initially separated (before reuniting and failing to stay together), the checkout girl at the grocery store told me I smelled good. That definitely lifted my spirits quite a bit.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Ugly and live forever or look attractive but die in a year?

Ugly and live forever. I'm a decent looking fellow as far as I can tell, but I live like a hermit with a dayjob, so I may as well be ugly.

[FlamingGlobes]

But I wouldn't wanna live forever. Can I die after a hundred years or so?

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Haha, wow.

Today I bought bagels, a loaf of bread and hamburger buns. I felt insanely self-conscious about all the carbs I had bought, even though I freeze most of it and use it between paychecks (every two weeks).

Oh, and I also bought raw pizza dough.

I'd buy that and eat it in front of checkout bread is king

[Elphenor]

Eating loaf of french bread RIGHT NOW

[LaBelle]

Worst item combination to buy at a grocery store?

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

If you had to choose between being deaf and being blind, which would you choose and why?

Oh man, deaf for sure. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a chump.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Ever fell victim to a prank call? If yes what was it?

Yeah, I used to have advertisements for guitar lessons up on Craigs-list that I would subsequently share on social media and one time some ex-gf's friend called up and pretended to be a mom calling for lessons for her son. I totally bought it hook-line and sinker.

Me and my pals used to prank-call people all of the time. There was this website, I forget which, which had like buttons with phrases from certain movie characters and you'd press em and the guy on the other hand would just answer and go along all confused until they realized what was up.

One we used a lot was Joe Pesci from Goodfellas, that was funny.

[LaBelle]

What personality trait do you dislike the most on other people?

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

If you had to choose between being deaf and being blind, which would you choose and why?

deaf. it'd suck to not hear music, but i think ultimately being blind is more of a disability

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

What's one thing you buy at the grocery store that you feel ashamed of but can't stop buying regardless?

hard-boiled eggs. already hard-boiled. they cost about 3x a much as raw eggs but they are cooked perfectly and i'm really that lazy

Originally Posted by LaBelle

What personality trait do you dislike the most on other people?

arrogance

[qwerty sp]

Deaf for qwerty

[LaBelle]

Do you believe the earth is flat?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I'd buy that and eat it in front of checkout bread is king

Bread is good and filling and especially helpful if you are on a budget, but a single dude buying all that shit definitely looks and feels off.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

deaf. it'd suck to not hear music, but i think ultimately being blind is more of a disability

Yeah, same. Music is my favorite thing, but if I couldn't see, I'd have a really hard time with life. At least being deaf, you can see where you're going and still watch TV and junk.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Do you believe the earth is flat?

I believe Took's mom is flat.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah, I used to have advertisements for guitar lessons up on Craigs-list that I would subsequently share on social media and one time some ex-gf's friend called up and pretended to be a mom calling for lessons for her son. I totally bought it hook-line and sinker.

Me and my pals used to prank-call people all of the time. There was this website, I forget which, which had like buttons with phrases from certain movie characters and you'd press em and the guy on the other hand would just answer and go along all confused until they realized what was up.

One we used a lot was Joe Pesci from Goodfellas, that was funny.

realmofdarkness.net

One of my favorite corners of the internet circa 2002-2005.

[FlamingGlobes]

See also: Homestarrunner.com and ebaumsworld

[FlamingGlobes]

Nothing like getting drunk and high with friends and watching flash cartoons.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

What personality trait do you dislike the most on other people?

People who talk about themselves constantly and show little to no interest in the experiences of others.