Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > General Boards > General Chat Message Board
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-01-2017, 12:53 AM   #1
fuzzyroes
Banned
 
Posts: 21,216
Default Board sports contest

Hey guys, just wondering if you guys wanted to get something of a board sports contest going?

I'm an unaffiliated contributor on the website Covers.com and they host good sports contests. Maybe we can get a bunch of people from the forum to join for the MLB season and compete? The website offers prizes and prize-money but It would also be fun for bragging rights.

http://contests.covers.com/KingOfCovers/

Check it out. I'm already in the NBA contest... Haven't even really been doing it daily or since the beginning of the season just kinda started not long ago and I'm already at #332 out of 7000 contestants.

So I'm now actually taking it a bit seriously. Hope I can go on a run for the rest of the season and finish in the prize pool.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 10:32 AM   #2
Elphenor
Braindead
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: Shivers
Posts: 16,139
Default

Yeah fuzz I'm totally down to do this with you I'm very excited

I hope you go easy on me though don't take it too seriously lolol

 
Elphenor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 10:58 AM   #3
FoolofaTook
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Posts: 35,701
Default

I don't think he's speaking srsly fuzzay.

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:05 AM   #4
yo soy el mejor
Banned
 
yo soy el mejor's Avatar
 
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 43,693
Default

well, that doesn't sound fun at all!

 
yo soy el mejor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:05 AM   #5
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 31,763
Default

OMG THIS IS PERFECT SIGN ME UP THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WILL BE FUN I CANNOT WAIT

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:08 AM   #6
FoolofaTook
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Posts: 35,701
Default

Yup. More facetiousness.

Their all against u fuzzy.

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:17 AM   #7
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

Isn't this technically gambling?

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:22 AM   #8
FoolofaTook
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Posts: 35,701
Default

Yes. And gambling is a sin against God.

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:25 AM   #9
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

What's a god?

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 11:34 AM   #10
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 31,763
Default

god was invented by the freemasons
god looks like an eye in a pyramid

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 05:56 PM   #11
buzzard
Minion of Satan
 
buzzard's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,519
Default

Oh, I thought this would be actual sports.

A bit of five-a-side at a local park, maybe. Shirts versus skins.

 
buzzard is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 07:17 PM   #12
yo soy el mejor
Banned
 
yo soy el mejor's Avatar
 
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 43,693
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolofaTook View Post
Yup. More facetiousness.
not me. i was super serious.

 
yo soy el mejor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 04:38 AM   #13
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 31,763
Default

I WAS ALSO SUPER CEREAL

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:24 AM   #14
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by buzzard View Post
Oh, I thought this would be actual sports.

A bit of five-a-side at a local park, maybe. Shirts versus skins.
I would watch netphorians playing sports.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 10:53 AM   #15
FoolofaTook
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Posts: 35,701
Default

Yeah I'm pretty spectacularly awful myself. Check this shit out:

Took (yayo!) a softball class in college. last day of class we're playing. its like in a movie.. they're batting and down by three with two outs. bases loaded. i'm the catcher since i sucked so bad at every other position. the batter hits a ground ball the shortshop throws it to me. i miss it and it rolls between my legs. i run back pick up the ball. third base is running in to home. the shortshop is standing on home base maybe three yards away from me. all i have to do is. toss him the ball and we win.

i throw the ball five feet over his head (i got excited ok). All the runners make it to home. we lose. the other team celebrates. i laugh but THEY ALL HATE ME!!

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 10:59 AM   #16
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

I hated having to play spots in phys ed... At least when I got to high school, I realized I could safely skip every phys ed class and they would never fail me instead the teacher would make me run a few laps around the courts and score me the lowest passing grade.

So that's what I did all throughout high school.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 11:04 AM   #17
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

It wasn't until much later after the fact that I found out I should've hung out with the Handball girls more.

Oh well, mistakes were made.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 01:25 PM   #18
MyOneAndOnly
Shut the fuck up!
 
MyOneAndOnly's Avatar
 
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 21,953
Default

lock thread

ban fuzzy

choke him out

throw body in river

 
MyOneAndOnly is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 06:15 PM   #19
FoolofaTook
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Posts: 35,701
Default

Why would you say such things to fuzzy?

He has a heart of gold.

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 06:24 PM   #20
smashingjj
that person
 
smashingjj's Avatar
 
Location: LOL Party Centre
Posts: 35,615
Default

yr mom has a pussy of gold

 
smashingjj is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:07 PM   #21
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,177
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaBelle View Post
I hated having to play spots in phys ed... At least when I got to high school, I realized I could safely skip every phys ed class and they would never fail me instead the teacher would make me run a few laps around the courts and score me the lowest passing grade.

So that's what I did all throughout high school.
I was kinda the opposite; loved sports as a kid and participated as much as possible. I was highly active until I got to about age 12 and all of the sudden you have to "make the cut" in order to play. Since I was apparently too mediocre, I gave up and spent my remaining adolescence getting high and skipping school.

I'm not all about the whole "participation trophy" scene, but if a kid wants to play, you fucking let him play. I mean, fuck, just make a Little League for retards like me.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:13 PM   #22
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes View Post
I was kinda the opposite; loved sports as a kid and participated as much as possible. I was highly active until I got to about age 12 and all of the sudden you have to "make the cut" in order to play. Since I was apparently too mediocre, I gave up and spent my remaining adolescence getting high and skipping school.

I'm not all about the whole "participation trophy" scene, but if a kid wants to play, you fucking let him play. I mean, fuck, just make a Little League for retards like me.
High School will make damn sure you experience rejection at least a few dozen times. So great.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:16 PM   #23
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poots View Post
Fuzzy sure catches some shit on here, lol.
Is that a sport?

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:22 PM   #24
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,177
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaBelle View Post
High School will make damn sure you experience rejection at least a few dozen times. So great.
Yeah, I mean, everyone needs regular rejection growing up to toughen them up, but if a kid wants to be active and participate, just fucking find a way to ******* him.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:23 PM   #25
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,177
Default

I
N
C
L
U
D
E

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:39 PM   #26
fuzzyroes
Banned
 
Posts: 21,216
Default

I'm the bomb. I've already sky-rocketed up to exactly number 300 on the contest while partaking in it a fraction of the time as the others.

If only I had took it seriously from the beginning I would have been a sure-fire candidate to take home a cash prize.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:41 PM   #27
fuzzyroes
Banned
 
Posts: 21,216
Default

How could you guys not enjoy sports?

I was all about it. Baseball, Ball-Hockey, Football, Ultimate-Frisbee or the best yet: Frisbee Golf.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:41 PM   #28
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: Away
Posts: 11,058
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poots View Post
Prepare for a river of shit from these fuckers for that last post fozzie. They hate you cause they ain't you.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:43 PM   #29
fuzzyroes
Banned
 
Posts: 21,216
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poots View Post
They hate you cause they ain't you.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 08:44 PM   #30
fuzzyroes
Banned
 
Posts: 21,216
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poots View Post
what's that supposed to mean?
haha yeah I don't get it either

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
if i created a new messageboard would you guys post on it? maoi General Chat Archive 68 05-21-2009 06:31 PM
So is this your peoples main message board? Banana General Chat Archive 283 09-17-2008 01:28 PM
Post here if you weigh less than nimrod. Ihaman General Chat Archive 59 06-21-2007 02:43 PM
Never thought I'd see the day I put noyen on ignore. Mayfuck General Chat Archive 21 06-20-2007 03:31 AM
yeah but SERIOUSLY why can't we have a sports board? TuralyonW3 General Chat Archive 29 06-02-2006 11:02 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:56 PM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2020