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Old 03-01-2017, 06:07 PM   #1
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Default Board water sports contest

Don't miss this golden opportunity to join in all the fun!

 
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Old 03-02-2017, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:17 PM   #3
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Well, it's after five, so it's alright that you're already drunk.

 
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:17 PM   #4
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I don't drink during the work-week, btw.

 
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:32 PM   #5
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:36 PM   #7
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i prefer to call it female ejaculation

 
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:38 PM   #8
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I searched squirting gifs and got...well...I got a lot of pretty awesome porn gifs. Nothing board appropriate though.

 
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:40 PM   #10
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Eh, I respect my fellow boarders enough not to do it.

Not enough to stop posting gifs, though.

 
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that's a bad loop

 
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Old 03-03-2017, 08:43 PM   #13
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this ain't the Oboard, you fucking shit boarder!

 
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Old 03-03-2017, 08:49 PM   #14
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FTR best squirter in porn is Bonnie Rotten

 
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*says "gross" to the tune of popcorn*

 
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huge surf videos rule


 
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Old 03-03-2017, 10:48 PM   #17
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I just can't get down with a name like Bonnie Rotten. Makes me think her lady parts are, ahem, rotten.

 
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I'd expect her to be singing in a punk band with that name.

 
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