Dollar Store Appreciation thread

[FlamingGlobes]

The only things I've ever been willing to buy at a dollar store are things I don't plan on ingesting.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

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[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by myosis

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/toothpaste.asp

I was just joking around! But for anyone who doesn't know: yeah, don't buy dollar store tooth-paste

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

The only things I've ever been willing to buy at a dollar store are things I don't plan on ingesting.

I bought an auxiliary cable at one in the summer and in small font on the back it said something like: "must wash hands after touching, contains lead"

And of course I had it to bring along with my boombox at the beach while I constantly had the fucking thing in my hand.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Poots

Elphenor's life sounds like some sort of endless Kevin Smith film.

[FlamingGlobes]

[LaBelle]

No worse hell than being trapped in a Kevin Smith film

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Right

[fuzzyroes]

It'd be fun to be trapped in Mallrats

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Please tell me this wasn't the best part of your day.

It was pretty fantastic they had to slink back to their car all dejected

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

It'd be fun to be trapped in Mallrats

Just avoid LaFours......

[Elphenor]

I haven't seen any movies

[buzzard]

well I mean all movies are pretty shit

It's movies not that serious

[qwerty sp]

I went seeking avant garde/super classic European movies and what not

Left disappointed....

[buzzard]

Might want to throttle all that fanciful ideation to a simple pack of blow pens, next time.

[myosis]

post-punk movies are the only good movies

[LaBelle]

All movies suck when post-drunk

[Run To Me]

In which Kevin Smith does Jason Lee do the monologue about how he never could bring himself to pass gaseous around his ex-gf? I found that to be amusingly fresh and different

imo we need more artworks that will deal seriously with the real-life joys/pitfalls of farting etiquette

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by Poots

try Clerks 2

Are you kidding!? I went to the premiere of Clerks 2. One of the awful and disgusting movies I've ever seen. Kevin smith has to amp up the sexual shit each and every time. The way he talks about girls and women's is not good

[reprise85]

is that the one with porch monkey and a donkey show? yeah...

[yo soy el mejor]

every time i find myself in a dollar store i end up buying things like cool bookmarks, sachets, stickers, and inexpensive picture frames.

i'm never opposed to buying shampoo, laundry and dish detergent, and deodorant. but those things aren't really impulse buys.

the dollar store is a treasure trove of impulse buys.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

is that the one with porch monkey and a donkey show? yeah...

Yeah, but it had jiggly Rosario Dawson, so...

[FlamingGlobes]

Thing about Clerks 2 is that I can see all of its glaring flaws clearly, but I still enjoy the fuck out of it regardless.

[reprise85]

i don't think i ever saw the original clerks but somehow i saw clerks 2 in the movie theater. don't remember who i was with even

[FoolofaTook]

Clerks 2 is godawful

[FoolofaTook]

Oh poots!

[FoolofaTook]

Sorry but your opinion sucks and is wrong.

[qwerty sp]

I think the relative novelty of black and white has a lot to do with it

Its like a dumb band that writes a catchy pop/rock song that heaps of people like

[Run To Me]

Plus when she does that dead dude in the john, that was strange

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

Are you kidding!? I went to the premiere of Clerks 2. One of the awful and disgusting movies I've ever seen. Kevin smith has to amp up the sexual shit each and every time. The way he talks about girls and women's is not good

Yeah man. Clerks 2 was a mondo disappointment... I mean it had it's moments, but obviously kind of a lazy cash-grab.