Dollar Store Appreciation thread

[myosis]

how long did it take?

[yo soy el mejor]

forever

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Sorry to be snarky about wraps and stuff I guess but I use wax paper in place of both pvc wrap and foil. We invested in glass food containers too. I'm sure any kind of health and environmental concerns are blown way out of proportion but wax paper is also more frugal so idk

I use the foil for a specific step in slow cooking meats. After cooking on low for about a dozen hours, take it out of the slow cooker and wrap in tin foil and then in a towel while you get the juices out of the cooker. You can leave it wrapped for 15 min to an hour.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Ok then

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Elph is too much of a self depreciating pansy to say something

Wtf

[Elphenor]

Way worse than poots unfunny joke

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Way worse than poots unfunny joke

Go fuck yourself

[Elphenor]

Swallow razor blades

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Who are you? No one

[LaBelle]

Not unlike my dollar store experience, if I may be honest.

[myosis]

i suspect that you may not value your account here

[LaBelle]

I estimate it's about a dollar's worth.

[FlamingGlobes]

I see this thread was foiled by Poots. I guess it's time to call it a wrap.

[LaBelle]

[FoolofaTook]

I like those things. Lots of vegetables .

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

you know what is also shit is dollar store dish soap. a lot of the cleaning supplies are great, but the soap you have to use like 10x as much for dishes. do not recommend.

the best deals are on dollar-store tooth paste. You can get like 3 tubes for a dollar

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Poots

too late; I've already doxxed eplhenor and submitted his name to the authorities as well as his employer. It's done; he's fucked

Such evil! Do you revel in your role of arch-villain. Do you live in a ruined tower with a raven and a black cat, wearing necromantic robes and drinking the blood of new born babes from a jade chalice (that bitch would be heavy, the jade chalice i mean).

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Poots

what a shitty employee you are

if I knew your manager's name I would report you and to the police for being an accessory to theft

He's right, you shouldn't be a bitch and stand for that Elphy

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Says the guy that would work drunk

I hope nobody would actually do something like this. It's not the oboard after all

Yeah Bonnie, do you even work?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I'm the only netphorian that has posted their tax returns! Pretty tired of this question

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

He's right, you shouldn't be a bitch and stand for that Elphy

Don't listen to this fellow elphenor. ignore them. eventually your loving-kindess will melt their steel hearts. they will be born again and eventually tour the nation giving testimonies at christian academies.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Ok then

Then once you unwrap, you can use the bed of foil to pull apart/shred the hunk of meat before you add it back into the slow cooker, pour the juice over it, and set it to warm.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by crabshack

Then once you unwrap, you can use the bed of foil to pull apart/shred the hunk of meat before you add it back into the slow cooker, pour the juice over it, and set it to warm.

Woah, NSFW!

[crabshack]

You getting that vibe too huh?

[Elphenor]

I like when a customer shows up at 10:01pm

We closed

I dance in front of the locked automatic doors

[crabshack]

Shots fired. Victim only identified by his post-punk shirt.

[myosis]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

the best deals are on dollar-store tooth paste. You can get like 3 tubes for a dollar

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/toothpaste.asp

[LaBelle]

Ramen is about the only thing i'll regularly get at a dollar store.
Never had any bad luck with it.

Also when I say dollar store I mean "R$ 1,99" stores in brazil

[ohnoitsbonnie]

You wouldn't know if you had heavy metal poisoning ala maggi

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I like when a customer shows up at 10:01pm

We closed

I dance in front of the locked automatic doors

Please tell me this wasn't the best part of your day.