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Old 02-09-2017, 01:38 AM   #1
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Default Ideal dude ripness? 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆~~~

i personally prefer studs like elphenor


 
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Old 02-09-2017, 02:05 AM   #2
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Old 02-09-2017, 02:31 AM   #3
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Ofc that's not me I wouldn't be caught dead in Calvin Klein

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 02:55 AM   #4
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Yes, we know you prefer his brother Chris.

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:02 AM   #5
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Still trying to figure this out, they just never seem to reach ideal maturity.

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:25 AM   #6
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Also, I'll wear Calvin Kleins they're pretty damn comfy

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:42 AM   #7
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are these calvin kleins?


 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:43 AM   #8
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I think there might be something wrong with him, tbh.

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:49 AM   #9
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Yeah, too much eye shadow

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:50 AM   #10
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Also half-tan arms look ugly. Either tan those suckers or don't.

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:57 AM   #11
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He's DOOMed.

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:55 PM   #12
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this parody thread is fucking brilliant and hilarious

teh bolly is an underappreciated artist ahead of his time

why is this not three pages yet

you bunch of fucks are clueless

go back to posting in your trump threads

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 07:22 AM   #13
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There should be more talk about ripped dudes, I concur.

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 09:02 AM   #14
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Ohhhhhhhh it's ripness

I thought it was ripeness, like how fragrant. Like after the gym, or a stressful meeting at work, how do u liek them pits, to smell them, sorta thread

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 09:04 AM   #15
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Some dudes it's not even underarm you're smelling. I did a radio show with a very ripe dude. He had a potent potpourri of underarm, sack, and unwashed taint. I had to get drunk every show to even handle it. I told him to bathe his foul ass, but he never did. He just giggled and kept stinking like a fuckn ape house at the zoo

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 09:44 AM   #16
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Bet the room was throughly duded after he left.

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:09 PM   #17
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Same dude found a girlfriend and used to make out to her everyday in the student lounge (this was back in college) I never figured out how she could withstand snugglin up to this dudes malodorous orifices

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 02:49 PM   #18
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anosmia?

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 02:51 PM   #19
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Maybe she liked it?

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:44 PM   #20
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can someone crack a window in this thread

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 04:46 PM   #21
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For some reason thread is reminding me of that day last summer when poots went commando with some hits of lsd in his pocket and got dosed as they melted thru his shorts and into the pores of his dog n balls

Legendary stories of netpho

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:53 PM   #22
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lol @ run2me. your in fine fettle, son, in fine fettle.

oh and I read it as ripeness too. LOL

 
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Old 02-10-2017, 11:10 PM   #23
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Some dudes it's not even underarm you're smelling. I did a radio show with a very ripe dude. He had a potent potpourri of underarm, sack, and unwashed taint. I had to get drunk every show to even handle it. I told him to bathe his foul ass, but he never did. He just giggled and kept stinking like a fuckn ape house at the zoo
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