board crushes - Page 5

redbreegull · 02-08-2017, 01:45 AM

the one driving the train is the best

qwerty sp · 02-08-2017, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

yeah I remember in 10th grade when I learned the cruel lesson that beautiful women will shun me for my fat dad

life's a biznatch right

Well your fat father must have been a rich & charming sugar daddy

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

my heart belongs to redbreegull

wtf is this shit? all those pms and now this? i thought we connected, i thought we entered into male bondage, over alcest.

and now you just casually and callously toss me aside for rbg? like, whatever.

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

this shit deserves its own thread, its own forum, its own BOARD

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-08-2017, 05:45 AM

head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 09:21 AM

who are your crushes poots? do you have a heart? have you forgotten how to love.

let me teach you how to love again.

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-08-2017, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

wtf is this shit? all those pms and now this? i thought we connected, i thought we entered into male bondage, over alcest.

and now you just casually and callously toss me aside for rbg? like, whatever.

male bondage sounds hot as fuck tbh

actually i just remembered rbg totally left me out to dry on a pm conversation and didn't even respond when i sent him this hilarious gif, cause that's just the awesome kinda guy i am

took, let's elope and make love in the phillipinean woods and make that motherfucker realize who he's missing out on

Rairun · 02-08-2017, 12:24 PM

I'm not here enough to have a crush, but if I were to have one, it would probably be Disco King too.

Elphenor · 02-08-2017, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

It would be like pretending that Elphy isn't the resident board stud

Yeah man its like saying water isn't wet I feel you

Disco King · 02-08-2017, 12:53 PM

Can confirm that Elph is a looker.

As for him being skinny, different strokes for different folks, but I've always liked the lanky dude aesthetic.

myosis · 02-08-2017, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

myosis posted a pic once and his eyes gazed into my soul

Elphenor · 02-08-2017, 02:32 PM

The great thing about the human body is it automatically develops the amount of muscle you need for your life

I'm a store clerk.

LaBelle · 02-08-2017, 02:36 PM

I'm supergirl.
Much muscle.

LaBelle · 02-08-2017, 02:37 PM

I wish

yo soy el mejor · 02-08-2017, 02:55 PM

sorry, elpho

Run To Me · 02-08-2017, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

yeah I remember in 10th grade when I learned the cruel lesson that beautiful women will shun me for my fat dad

life's a biznatch right

Sorry to hear your dad is fat, breeg

Can he exercise? Or is he too fat for that already? The gastric bypass can have a lotta bad conplications and residuals but it might be the only option. Do you roll him over so he doesn't get bedsores? This can be a real issue

Let us know how he's doing

Disco King · 02-08-2017, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

The great thing about the human body is it automatically develops the amount of muscle you need for your life

I'm a store clerk.

Makes sense.

Stephen Hawking is a theoretical physicist, after all.

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I'm supergirl.
.

Hi super-girl. I'm omega-male.

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

The great thing about the human body is it automatically develops the amount of muscle you need for your life

I'm a store clerk.

Steroids bro. That's how I got so ripped.

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

took, let's elope and make love in the phillipinean woods and make that motherfucker realize who he's missing out on

ok but only if we post closeups in the board crushes thread

FoolofaTook · 02-08-2017, 04:58 PM

also the jungle isn't the best place for nude bodies to writhe and mingle and become one.

lots of ants and thorns and shit.

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

The great thing about the human body is it automatically develops the amount of muscle you need for your life

I'm a store clerk.

Right, but if you want the title of Board Stud, you're gonna have to do some lifts, bruh! Reznor style!

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:06 PM

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:06 PM

Tryin to save my Elph but my Elph keeps slipping away

LaBelle · 02-08-2017, 07:07 PM

ElphingGlobes

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:15 PM

There is no you, there is only Elphy

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:16 PM

I hurt my Elph today, to see if I still feel

FlamingGlobes · 02-08-2017, 07:16 PM

C'mon guys, I'm running out of NINphenor puns here.

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02-08-2017, 01:36 AM	#121
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027

02-08-2017, 01:39 AM	#122
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215

02-08-2017, 01:45 AM	#123
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	the one driving the train is the best

02-08-2017, 05:45 AM	#127
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals head over heals

02-08-2017, 09:21 AM	#128
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	who are your crushes poots? do you have a heart? have you forgotten how to love. let me teach you how to love again.

02-08-2017, 12:24 PM	#130
Rairun Ownz Posts: 976	I'm not here enough to have a crush, but if I were to have one, it would probably be Disco King too.

02-08-2017, 12:53 PM	#132
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Can confirm that Elph is a looker. As for him being skinny, different strokes for different folks, but I've always liked the lanky dude aesthetic.

02-08-2017, 02:32 PM	#134
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	The great thing about the human body is it automatically develops the amount of muscle you need for your life I'm a store clerk.

02-08-2017, 02:36 PM	#135
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I'm supergirl. Much muscle.

02-08-2017, 02:37 PM	#136
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I wish

02-08-2017, 02:55 PM	#137
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	sorry, elpho

02-08-2017, 04:58 PM	#143
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	also the jungle isn't the best place for nude bodies to writhe and mingle and become one. lots of ants and thorns and shit.

02-08-2017, 07:06 PM	#145
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

02-08-2017, 07:06 PM	#146
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Tryin to save my Elph but my Elph keeps slipping away

02-08-2017, 07:07 PM	#147
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	ElphingGlobes

02-08-2017, 07:15 PM	#148
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	There is no you, there is only Elphy

02-08-2017, 07:16 PM	#149
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I hurt my Elph today, to see if I still feel

02-08-2017, 07:16 PM	#150
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	C'mon guys, I'm running out of NINphenor puns here.