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FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 07:27 PM

Ever since I first started having sex, I have always fretted that my partner was going to get preggers, every month until, well, you know.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 07:27 PM

Her: Ugh, my period started.

My inner monologue: Yipee!

buzzard · 01-27-2017, 07:55 PM

I don't know if it's true or how likely it is, but I have heard that unprotected sex during menstruation still carries some risk of an infant occurring.

Something about sperm hunkering down and waiting out the storm.

cork_soaker · 01-27-2017, 08:16 PM

i believe he's saying rather that menstruation was a sign that pregnancy had not occurred, and thus his relief

buzzard · 01-27-2017, 08:38 PM

Let's just hope for everyone's sake that it never turns out to be a confusingly-timed ectopic pregnancy, in that case.

Run To Me · 01-27-2017, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

i believe he's saying rather that menstruation was a sign that pregnancy had not occurred, and thus his relief

Hmmm nah I went straight to envisions of period sex

Run To Me · 01-27-2017, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Eh, can't do weed. Makes me too anxious. Haven't smoked anything since 2009.

What did you smoke last? What happened? Can you elaborate on the anxiety? I kinda hate weed too, but it's a hobby, so

Run To Me · 01-27-2017, 08:45 PM

fwiw the thc cartridges I've tried with a vape pen (easily obtainable for reasonably low sums in your nearest recreational state) don't ever bring me any dreadful cloud storms, just a soft slow thrum

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:47 PM

I don't usually fuck with period sex. I've never had a partner that had the desire to do it, either. I have been known to dip in towards the end of a cycle, but no way am I the "put a towel down" kinda guy.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

Let's just hope for everyone's sake that it never turns out to be a confusingly-timed ectopic pregnancy, in that case.

Well, I'm mostly banking on my life not being a TLC show.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

What did you smoke last? What happened? Can you elaborate on the anxiety? I kinda hate weed too, but it's a hobby, so

Don't know what I was smoking specifically. Iit was mostly just whatever my dealer lady had on hand, which she bought from someone else and so on and so forth.

I'd say for the last year or so up until my quitting point, the anxiety kept ramping up and getting worse and worse. Towards the end, my heart would beat fast and I'd get freaked out and inside my own head. Even had my wife take me to the emergency room one night because it was so bad and I/we thought something else was going on (f'realz).

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:52 PM

This dove-tailed with an incident where some neighborhood kids had set fire to the woods behind our house and I just thought it best to keep my wits about me as much as possible. Just seemed like a good time for me to stop.

buzzard · 01-27-2017, 08:52 PM

Insufflating a few milligrams of crushed diazepam ahead of your next hit could very well stave off the writhing within.

Problems are for solving.

Run To Me · 01-27-2017, 08:53 PM

@F'lobes

Hmm yeah, you're right. Sorry I tried to peer pressure u

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

Insufflating a few milligrams of crushed diazepam ahead of your next hit could very well stave off the writhing within.

Problems are for solving.

Thanks for the tip and all, but honestly I'm at peace with it. You guys smoke up, enjoy it for me.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

@F'lobes

Hmm yeah, you're right. Sorry I tried to peer pressure u

No worries. I am un-peer-pressurable.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:00 PM

Like the last thing I need is sparking a bowl and then getting all paranoid that my girlfriend might be pregnant

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:00 PM

Post your desk and/or fears

buzzard · 01-27-2017, 09:06 PM

Come on, Steph. Be cool. Like us.

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:07 PM

And we all know how well that worked out for Jodie Sweetin

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:07 PM

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:09 PM

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:10 PM

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 09:10 PM

More like Full Blouse, amirite?!

LaBelle · 01-27-2017, 10:29 PM

That blurryface is the stuff of nightmares

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 10:54 PM

I don't know what it says about me that I kinda like that pic. She kinda looks like what I imagine the girls I went to high school with probably look like now (or maybe in 2008ish).

FlamingGlobes · 01-27-2017, 10:55 PM

fuzzyface is a creep, to be sure

buzzard · 01-27-2017, 11:16 PM

We've more than established that fuzzy is a creep.

fuzzyroes · 01-27-2017, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toase

I'm a hoarder

I dig the rubiks cube pen holder!

fuzzyroes · 01-28-2017, 12:04 AM

Man I grew up on Full-House.

That and Saved By the Bell. Great components of my childhood. But unlike Full House, Saved by the bells aged awesomely .

Honestly, if you guys haven't watched SBTB in ages I highly recommend checking out some of the middle seasons today. Funny shit.

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01-27-2017, 07:27 PM	#121
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Ever since I first started having sex, I have always fretted that my partner was going to get preggers, every month until, well, you know.

01-27-2017, 07:27 PM	#122
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Her: Ugh, my period started. My inner monologue: Yipee!

01-27-2017, 07:55 PM	#123
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	I don't know if it's true or how likely it is, but I have heard that unprotected sex during menstruation still carries some risk of an infant occurring. Something about sperm hunkering down and waiting out the storm.

01-27-2017, 08:16 PM	#124
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	i believe he's saying rather that menstruation was a sign that pregnancy had not occurred, and thus his relief

01-27-2017, 08:38 PM	#125
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Let's just hope for everyone's sake that it never turns out to be a confusingly-timed ectopic pregnancy, in that case.

01-27-2017, 08:45 PM	#128
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	fwiw the thc cartridges I've tried with a vape pen (easily obtainable for reasonably low sums in your nearest recreational state) don't ever bring me any dreadful cloud storms, just a soft slow thrum

01-27-2017, 08:47 PM	#129
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I don't usually fuck with period sex. I've never had a partner that had the desire to do it, either. I have been known to dip in towards the end of a cycle, but no way am I the "put a towel down" kinda guy.

01-27-2017, 08:52 PM	#132
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	This dove-tailed with an incident where some neighborhood kids had set fire to the woods behind our house and I just thought it best to keep my wits about me as much as possible. Just seemed like a good time for me to stop.

01-27-2017, 08:52 PM	#133
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Insufflating a few milligrams of crushed diazepam ahead of your next hit could very well stave off the writhing within. Problems are for solving.

01-27-2017, 08:53 PM	#134
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	@F'lobes Hmm yeah, you're right. Sorry I tried to peer pressure u

01-27-2017, 09:00 PM	#137
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Like the last thing I need is sparking a bowl and then getting all paranoid that my girlfriend might be pregnant

01-27-2017, 09:00 PM	#138
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Post your desk and/or fears

01-27-2017, 09:06 PM	#139
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Come on, Steph. Be cool. Like us.

01-27-2017, 09:07 PM	#140
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	And we all know how well that worked out for Jodie Sweetin

01-27-2017, 09:07 PM	#141
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

01-27-2017, 09:09 PM	#142
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

01-27-2017, 09:10 PM	#143
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

01-27-2017, 09:10 PM	#144
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	More like Full Blouse, amirite?!

01-27-2017, 10:29 PM	#145
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	That blurryface is the stuff of nightmares

01-27-2017, 10:54 PM	#146
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I don't know what it says about me that I kinda like that pic. She kinda looks like what I imagine the girls I went to high school with probably look like now (or maybe in 2008ish).

01-27-2017, 10:55 PM	#147
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	fuzzyface is a creep, to be sure

01-27-2017, 11:16 PM	#148
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	We've more than established that fuzzy is a creep.

01-28-2017, 12:04 AM	#150
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Man I grew up on Full-House. That and Saved By the Bell. Great components of my childhood. But unlike Full House, Saved by the bells aged awesomely . Honestly, if you guys haven't watched SBTB in ages I highly recommend checking out some of the middle seasons today. Funny shit.