Post your desk

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Humblebragging or just straight up bragging? I could try that

-I've never not been on the Dean's List.
-I have health and dental insurance (and great teeth, let's face it)
-I have perfect vision with my very cheap glasses
-I have never driven with any alcohol or anything that would effect my driving in my system, putting others at risk (and in fact I've never had an accident at all, god willing)
-I've never aided a pedophile in abusing others

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Like sometimes it seems petty and yeah it has been but the reason I despise and see past the scrubbing up she's done is because at the heart of it ****** is an awful, terrible, very bad, no good human being

[yo soy el mejor]

u mad

[yo soy el mejor]

...not sure why though. you're just some chick who thinks she's hot shit trying to feel like hot shit. lots of us went to school with assholes like you.

[yo soy el mejor]

you imply my cat died because we spent too much on countertops and a $10 camera (i won't even entertain your implication by denying it). i point out i pay less than you for a better place. that's not bragging, just telling you what's what. but you get catty and act jealous again by posting a mix of old and made-up shit you think matters.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Good luck getting an apartment for under a grand here out in suburban nj (where most people commute in nyc- try living there right?). Ur the valedictorian of having a cheap apartment wow

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Still a pedophile apologist

[yo soy el mejor]

like i'd ever move to suburban nj

[yo soy el mejor]

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Like I'd ever move to Chicago

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Post your amaaaaaazing desk, lawwn

[yo soy el mejor]

if you did, i could help you find a better apartment

[yo soy el mejor]

hmu

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Yeah, after this we're just buying. But thanks

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Post your amaaaaaazing desk, lawwn

no

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Then don't come in my thread and be petty when it's an otherwise pleasant one.

[yo soy el mejor]

[Shallowed]

Lot of fudge holding going on here

[redbreegull]

I don't have a desk to post

[ohnoitsbonnie]

What do you use to work on

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Was he ok?

Yeah, he didn't seem too terribly disturbed by it. Still sticks his head out the window at every opportunity. It's his favorite thing, as far as I can tell.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Lot of fudge holding going on here

Isn't it about time for them to pack it in?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

What do you use to work on

I just sit with my computer in my lap. I like curling up on my bed or the couch.

[teh b0lly!!1]

your testicles have probably been microwaved with wifi radiation for years now, and your perfectly proportioned guitar playing genes will not go onward. i hope you're happy

[yo soy el mejor]

he's not even that good. plus, his personality.

[yo soy el mejor]

oh you said perfectly proportioned... diss!

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

your testicles have probably been microwaved with wifi radiation for years now, and your perfectly proportioned guitar playing genes will not go onward. i hope you're happy

I sit with laptop in lap as well and hope this is true. I don't want kids and the thought of one of my men slipping past the guard terrifies me on at least a weekly basis.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

he's not even that good. plus, his personality.

burnsauce

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I sit with laptop in lap as well and hope this is true. I don't want kids and the thought of one of my men slipping past the guard terrifies me on at least a weekly basis.

Saving this post to send to F'lobes (inevitable) son on his 10th birthday

[teh b0lly!!1]

why pay for a vasectomy when you can nuke your nutsack with some phoria amirite?