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Old 01-15-2017, 11:27 PM   #31
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you don't, my impression is to give the cat the impression it is your tongue and you're grooming them. otherwise it is just essentially a brush like any other

 
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Old 01-15-2017, 11:41 PM   #32
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I have a big lab and she'll bring you a chew toy and lay it in your lap
if you don't play with her she'll go and get another chew toy to put in your lap like "oh well what about this one"

I've been watching tv and I look down and there's 4 toys in my lap

 
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:06 AM   #33
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I have a big lab and she'll bring you a chew toy and lay it in your lap
if you don't play with her she'll go and get another chew toy to put in your lap like "oh well what about this one"

I've been watching tv and I look down and there's 4 toys in my lap
you are horrible

 
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:09 AM   #34
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you don't, my impression is to give the cat the impression it is your tongue and you're grooming them. otherwise it is just essentially a brush like any other
the cat isn't fooled. it doesn't think it's a tongue. its for the human. the fucking crazy human who would get a plastic tongue and lick a cat with it

 
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:18 AM   #35
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i'll just use my actual tongue then. hmpf

 
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:20 AM   #36
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roll call for those who kiss their pets on their faces/mouths

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Old 01-16-2017, 01:27 AM   #37
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Tie and I fell asleep like this and Mike took a photo

 
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Old 01-16-2017, 07:05 AM   #38
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I kiss Felicia on her nose.

 
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