Which Middle-Earth character are you?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Capitalism

[ohnoitsbonnie]

👱🏿

[FoolofaTook]

U calling bolg the son of azog names bitch?

[FoolofaTook]

(That was directed at buzzard)

[buzzard]

I'm calling him Болг.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Tourism New Zealand would like to remind all thread participants that a Fellowship-like experience can be arranged through your local travel agent.



I completely fucked the horizon and ruined everything, but isn't this more or less where Rudy almost drowns?

[redbreegull]

fun fact the shot of sam underwater was filmed with him standing over a big fan thing that blew his clothes upwards and then they digitally added bubbles and shit

[buzzard]

I'll never understand how Jackson managed to transcend his splatstick origins, going on to helm impossibly massive projects only outdone for their budgets by the sense of artless disappointment they provide.

[FoolofaTook]

Jesus fuck that is a sentence right there.

what does it mean?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

I'll never understand how Jackson managed to transcend his splatstick origins, going on to helm impossibly massive projects only outdone for their budgets by the sense of artless disappointment they provide.

it's baffling that he was allowed to spend that amount money

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

what does it mean?

How did that hack cunt go from stop-motion Sumatran Rat-Monkeys to Andy Serkis in a green jumpsuit, covered in ping-pong balls amidst the roar of a cash bonfire?

[LaBelle]

He made Heavenly Creatures which won awards and was nominated for an Oscar and used it as leverage to acquire the rights to film the Lord of the Rings, afaik

[buzzard]

We all know his wife carried him on that one.

[FoolofaTook]

Damn she must be a sturdy lass.

[toase]

You got: Hobbit

You enjoy simple pleasures— good friends, food, and music— in a relatively quiet life. You don’t seek out adventure, but you don’t shy away from it, either, and you’re happy as long as your eating schedule isn’t disrupted.

I don't have an eating schedule

[LaBelle]

I schedule around eating.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by toase

You got: Hobbit

You enjoy simple pleasures— good friends, food, and music— in a relatively quiet life. You don’t seek out adventure, but you don’t shy away from it, either, and you’re happy as long as your eating schedule isn’t disrupted.

I don't have an eating schedule

Gormadoc "Deepdelver" Brandybuck always welcomes a fellow Hobbit! Have some ale, friend. And feast upon my savory baked biscuits as I tell you a tale of my adventures, full of delight and fancy. When you are done we can enjoy a fine smoke and sing songs of old.

[FoolofaTook]

Good job. I would of gone with "songs of yore" but I won't hold it against you.

[FoolofaTook]

Fuck that. "Lays of Yore."

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Gormadoc "Deepdelver" Brandybuck always welcomes a fellow Hobbit! Have some ale, friend. And feast upon my savory baked biscuits as I tell you a tale of my adventures, full of delight and fancy. When you are done we can enjoy a fine smoke and sing songs of old.

I see your new avatar is Tailor Swif

she kind of looks like a she-elf, huh?

[FoolofaTook]

Why has she bewitched you?

[LaBelle]

She really is an elf!

[duovamp]

A fine eleven home she made for herself. Not as cozy as the home of a Brandybuck, but surely I would rather be there than on some boat to those foolish Undying Lands!

[toase]

[FoolofaTook]

So speak the fools who have never beheld the corruscating scintillationings of Tirion-upon-Tuna, the pristine snow clad slopes of Valinquenta, the twilight enshrounded shores of Aman where the Telera sing in tune to the ever crashing waves of the sundering seas.

[FoolofaTook]

Teleri my bad yo