A thread for sex

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by noyen

i hope we all die.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I think Mike and I will have sex tomorrow because neither of us are working tomorrow or Saturday

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I think Mike and I will have sex tomorrow because neither of us are working tomorrow or Saturday

[LaBelle]

I saw two butterflies having sex on my window today, it was kinda cute in a way but I reported them to the authorities anyway for public indecency.

[crabshack]

I hope one of them starts boarding here

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I saw two butterflies having sex on my window today, it was kinda cute in a way but I reported them to the authorities anyway for public indecency.

[crabshack]

I've been to that town. It's crazy.

[FlamingGlobes]

I wouldn't dare travel there. I've heard that Crazy Town's toxic.

[LaBelle]

Hadn't heard Shifty Shellshock's dulcet tones in quite a while.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Hadn't heard Shifty Shellshock's dulcet tones in quite a while.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by crabshack

I hope one of them starts boarding here

I bet at least one of them posts on Butterfloria.

[reprise85]

one time i was eating in a checker's parking lot and i saw a duck rape another duck true story

[FlamingGlobes]

Ducks are fucking horrible creatures

[FlamingGlobes]

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Ducks are fucking horrible creatures

I never looked into the sex life of ducks, i'll take your word for it.

[fuzzyroes]

MAN... You guys hear that "they're" bringing back DuckTales?

I think it's supposed to be lame CGI animation though... Always a deal breaker for me with these resurgences.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by reprise85

one time i was eating in a checker's parking lot and i saw a duck rape another duck true story

did it look like this?

[MyOneAndOnly]

trigger warning

[teh b0lly!!1]

that video is truly one of the most disturbing things i've seen for a while, if only for the narration

[MyOneAndOnly]

it's good to know you're not a psychopath

[reprise85]

it was only one duck not a gang and also wtf at the guy filming

they were black and white i think, they weren't mallard or whatever those are

[teh b0lly!!1]

i dunno two other guys were pecking her head and keeping her down

[reprise85]

no i mean what i saw, not the video

[noyen]

Originally Posted by reprise85

you're in luck then

Yessssssssssssssssss

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I never looked into the sex life of ducks, i'll take your word for it.

The 'Scientifically Accurate Ducktales' video I posted pretty much tells you all you need to know in 2 minutes.

[JESUSNEEDSAHIT]

the "men" here (you know who you are) should try to under stand that even tough they are just talking about sex a normal amount to them, because they think about it a lot, there is a reason people response badly to it. there are a lot ofg men in the world who bring up sex constantly to women to be suggestive or gross because they get off on being sexually transgressive. it's like a micro aggression of sorts. so think about the context. it might be better to keep sex to designated threads because whether right or wrong it makes some people uncomfortable

the people putting them down should consider that their visceral reaction to hearing people talk sex is likely at least part contributed by social norms that say sex is bad, sex should never be public, especially if you are a woman the worst thing you can do is to own your sex in front of others. the reaction is under standable. but. talking about a sex experience because it is important to you or something is not automatically objectification or bragging. so consider why exactly you have such a strong reaction

everyone on both side needs to be honest with themself. most people enjoy sex and pro actively seek it out if they can. it's natural and actually lots of ositives for mental and physical health. our society also has very fucked fuck up ideas about sex designed over milleniums to oppress people by alienating them from their humanity. it's fucked but we have to see that there is a reason sex is a hard topic for many people. sex violence is a huge problem through all of history and today. so basically ted seagull and teh b0lly should recognize why it';s hard for some to see sex talked about so openly like any other part of life. labele and bonnie should be honest w/ themselves because most people male female and other do talk about sex openly like this when they are with their friends. everyone need to think about how the internet is weird because one second you feel like you are talking to your close friends n private about sex and then some other person who doesn't see the situation like that feels you are almost harassing them or being transgressive by talking about sex like that "in public". basically this is why we all need feminism


and ****** needs to shut the fuck up and not come back to netphoria again. metaphorical getaway driver to a pedophile

[JESUSNEEDSAHIT]

oh sorry was this the wrong sex thread

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by JESUSNEEDSAHIT

the "men" here (you know who you are) should try to under stand that even tough they are just talking about sex a normal amount to them, because they think about it a lot, there is a reason people response badly to it. there are a lot ofg men in the world who bring up sex constantly to women to be suggestive or gross because they get off on being sexually transgressive. it's like a micro aggression of sorts. so think about the context. it might be better to keep sex to designated threads because whether right or wrong it makes some people uncomfortable

the people putting them down should consider that their visceral reaction to hearing people talk sex is likely at least part contributed by social norms that say sex is bad, sex should never be public, especially if you are a woman the worst thing you can do is to own your sex in front of others. the reaction is under standable. but. talking about a sex experience because it is important to you or something is not automatically objectification or bragging. so consider why exactly you have such a strong reaction

everyone on both side needs to be honest with themself. most people enjoy sex and pro actively seek it out if they can. it's natural and actually lots of ositives for mental and physical health. our society also has very fucked fuck up ideas about sex designed over milleniums to oppress people by alienating them from their humanity. it's fucked but we have to see that there is a reason sex is a hard topic for many people. sex violence is a huge problem through all of history and today. so basically ted seagull and teh b0lly should recognize why it';s hard for some to see sex talked about so openly like any other part of life. labele and bonnie should be honest w/ themselves because most people male female and other do talk about sex openly like this when they are with their friends. everyone need to think about how the internet is weird because one second you feel like you are talking to your close friends n private about sex and then some other person who doesn't see the situation like that feels you are almost harassing them or being transgressive by talking about sex like that "in public". basically this is why we all need feminism


and ****** needs to shut the fuck up and not come back to netphoria again. metaphorical getaway driver to a pedophile

That's a very nice thoughtful post. And then you had to sully it at the end with your personal vendetta.

[MyOneAndOnly]

why posts so long? fuck

[MyOneAndOnly]

i promise all you that i would be your top