the ugliness of Trump will overshadow the ugliness of netphoria

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Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

the city removed this, right? such a pretty micropenis statue, now probably rotting away in a warehouse.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Donald trump micropenis prop 8 ****

[redbreegull]

I just remembered I didn't respond to pavement's PM from months ago

oops

[FoolofaTook]

Well now I know what a micropenis is..

One day its creampies the next its microwangs. At this rate I'll be completely corrupted by the beggining of the latter days/the rapture.

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

I just remembered I didn't respond to pavement's PM from months ago

oops

np, wasn't meant to be replied to, I simply did my assigned tasks and contacted you.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

np, wasn't meant to be replied to, I simply did my assigned tasks and contacted you.

Well I did pass on the word and the links to some like-minded members of the tribe, also got rebuked by some stupid old people I was foolish enough to think may be interested in human rights. It's so hard to get people to actually want to do anything beyond saying, "I support this cause." Myself included, usually

everything seems impossible

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yep, I made the same mistake with "stupid old people."

I mean there is a reason people started going "do you know anyone else, think hard, anyone, online acquaintances, it doesn't matter, we ran out of people"and for me to actually pm a netphorian because I find more stupid old people than not-so-old people.

But down the line, our generation and previous ones have one thing in common - the feeling of being defeated.
I hear so many "well what can you do, we'll eat shit eventually, nothing to do against it but prepare yourself" stances that I can puke them up through my nostrils at this point.
I understand 70 year olds saying that, but 25, 30? I don't.
I'd rather go down swinging instead of just rolling over and let this shit wash over me, that attitude isn't very popular, but at least it's common enough to find several hundreds with the same instinct.

[FoolofaTook]

Intetesting.

I, on the other hand, give up before even trying. Which would explain why I was routinely picked dead last during recess games.

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Intetesting.

I, on the other hand, give up before even trying. Which would explain why I was routinely picked dead last during recess games.

haha, I was the first girl picked because I would go for ball kicks and try to take the other team down before they even approached us. Might explain some things, too!

also got expelled in ground school because I used a tactic I learned from my brothers - if your arm isn't long enough to punch someone, take a stick. I took a branch and aimed it right at the face of a boy two grades over me (and therefor a head taller.) It worked, and I was sent home.

[FoolofaTook]

Damn we are polar opposites. What sport were you playing when you so fearfully brandished that stick?

The only thing I ever accomplished at recess was thru cheating. I was a foreigner bbut my parents sent me to the pinoy school. now after school, the foreigners would battle the natives in burn the base. i was with the natives sine that was my school. well i sucked as always and finally decided to tell the foreigners that hey I'm white and switching over. so i waltzed in and burned the base for the first and last time. We (the pinoy natives and i) celebrated but the foreigners refused to acknoqledge the senescence of my ingenious ruse.

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erm, this is embarrassing, I should lie and say "baseball."

That incident was while playing tagging, that boy was an asshole and way too fast for me to reach him, so I tagged him with a stick... In my defense we played tagging with pain at home, too. You didn't tag right until the other one was on the floor. (I grew up with only boys...)

Cops and Robbers, for example. I always wanted to be a cop, because catching the robbers didn't mean saying "got you" and then expecting them to follow you to the jail. No, you had to really catch them and then sit on them, otherwise it doesn't count as capture!

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

lol

[crabshack]

"is the pilots wife on board? get her to fly!"

[FoolofaTook]

You think that's funny huh. You know what's funnier? No not your mother.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

legs are too small and hands are too big

[LaBelle]

One of the few times the teacher let the girls play a sport with the guys in mixed teams, it was volleyball and one guy hit the ball pretty hard to try and score and the poor girl who was trying to block it took the ball straight to the face.
She fell down like a sack of potatoes instantly and was already unconscious when she hit the ground.

Watching that I vowed to never play sports ever again.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Sports like that are necessary for those that have no interest. Phys ed needs an overhaul. Cardio is key

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Instead of phys ed being "team building" because it isn't, focus on personal fitness. Also for an individual a good class would be personal finance. These are not even "common sense" skills but you need them to live

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Instead of such an emphasis on human history how about the geological timeline of earth + the formation of the universe? I think i have heard of efforts based on this

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Precambrian to Anthropocene (if you couldn't already tell, I am a supporter of that title)

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

"is the pilots wife on board? get her to fly!"

that would be really clever if the pilot's wife wasn't actually a better pilot than he is

[JESUSNEEDSAHIT]

the joke doesn't work because hillary clinton is not barack obama's wife actually. little known fact