A thread for sex

[teh b0lly!!1]

everytime somebody wants to talk about sex here board be like

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I would imagine that depends a lot on what you like personally. Not everyone is going to have sex the same way or like the same sexual things, which is why it's good there are lots of people in the world and we should have a lot of sex to figure out what is good for us and who matches with our own wants and needs the best

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

[MyOneAndOnly]

Hmmmm

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I do like hearing episodes of Discos encounters though

He rocks a leather jacket in a way I only dream of

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Me too

Lol, I thought everybody hated my stories because they are immature over-analyses of mundane social interactions that are only novel to me because I rarely socially interact. Then again, maybe that makes it like Martian poetry or something. Also, none of my social interaction stories have been sex stories.

Though I think Elph could definitely rock a leather jacket better than I can. He has that lanky physique that makes slim-fitting clothes look real cool. Could pull off some SLP aesthetic or something. I have to worry about if my abnormally-feminine hips are made apparent by whatever I'm putting on.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Well I wouldn't publish 'em

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

"You trash collector, you."

[ohnoitsbonnie]

👹

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

posts like this is exactly why you get harassed and taken advantage of by board members, bonnie.

get your act together!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I never made them b4. It's been more like this talking makes others stay away.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n

[crabshack]

I thought you two dudes were making a safe space to talk about sex freely?

Now alla sudden you're pulling in the reins? Typical.

[crabshack]

Typical Liberal Bullshit

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n

I dont even know n e more

[MyOneAndOnly]

can we please talk about sex machines?

[LaBelle]

[teh b0lly!!1]

board's weird today man, i'm outta here

[crabshack]

Run.

Run as far away as you can you little shitstain.

[crabshack]

I'm the one who knocks.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

[LaBelle]

That's a sweet song.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

can't wait for Vix to fuck this thread up!

Hot.

[D.]

i have a significant other but i'd feel tacky talking about our sex life in any form, not only because a few netphorians have met her but because it's weird to talk about it if she's not here to consent to it.

[MyOneAndOnly]

forget her sex life. Talk about your own!

[D.]

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Is your sex partner the one you made a baby with?

[MyOneAndOnly]

all my zygotes is in the trash

[D.]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Is your sex partner the one you made a baby with?

Yes

We made babby

[MyOneAndOnly]

[FlamingGlobes]

[FoolofaTook]

Holy shit their both bold.