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Old 01-02-2017, 03:43 PM   #1
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Talk about the good sex you're having, the bad sex you're having and the sex you wish you were having here.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 03:44 PM   #2
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Gonna drill a hole in a cantaloupe and throw it in the microwave later.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 04:02 PM   #3
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Old 01-02-2017, 04:06 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:18 PM   #5
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can't wait for Vix to fuck this thread up!

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:20 PM   #6
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:20 PM   #7
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We have 8 of these threads at this point that have devolved into Tinder encounters frankly I can not bring myself to read anymore of it

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:21 PM   #8
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don't let the door hit you

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:21 PM   #9
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charmbag to thread

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:22 PM   #10
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Vix's marriage stories are hotter than the steamy tales of right swipes

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:25 PM   #11
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before that happens can we discuss the pleasure of machine sex?

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:26 PM   #12
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Who likes to be humiliated?

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:26 PM   #13
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I do like hearing episodes of Discos encounters though

He rocks a leather jacket in a way I only dream of

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:27 PM   #14
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Me too

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:28 PM   #15
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Well, Disc... on with it!

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:29 PM   #16
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Hey rbg let's have sex

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 07:51 PM   #17
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he would do it, but your man would have to be the cuck

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:39 PM   #18
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He'd probably like it

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:41 PM   #19
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I'll let you guys know if rbg is good at sex or a big phony

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:56 PM   #20
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Tbh I think my iud has been affecting my libido. Any hormonal bc seems to do it to me :"(

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:56 PM   #21
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I find it freeing in a way

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:26 PM   #22
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I'll let you guys know if rbg is good at sex or a big phony
I would imagine that depends a lot on what you like personally. Not everyone is going to have sex the same way or like the same sexual things, which is why it's good there are lots of people in the world and we should have a lot of sex to figure out what is good for us and who matches with our own wants and needs the best

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:28 PM   #23
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So... we should bone brah?

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:29 PM   #24
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or you just have machine sex

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:29 PM   #25
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I'm uncut hope that doesn't turn you off.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:32 PM   #26
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Now you might object and say that neither rbg nor foat are gay.

that is of no significance. look at heath and jake and what they were able to accomplish given a little imagination and an assload of willpower.

we can love each other

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:34 PM   #27
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obligatory participation post

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:34 PM   #28
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stranger things have happened

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:36 PM   #29
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yes and it was a shitty ass tv show

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 10:37 PM   #30
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I would imagine that depends a lot on what you like personally. Not everyone is going to have sex the same way or like the same sexual things, which is why it's good there are lots of people in the world and we should have a lot of sex to figure out what is good for us and who matches with our own wants and needs the best
I can't even believe this guy is serious anymore oh my god. How does anyone take themselves this seriously?

What a dirty-footed stinky armpit stain. The worst sleaze.

 
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