Netphorians no one has slept with - Page 2

LaBelle · 12-31-2016, 08:27 AM

Sad post.

FoolofaTook · 12-31-2016, 09:05 AM

Once lol

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Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

I slept with a whore once so I'm out.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-31-2016, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

I've had bad sex and good sex, but with her it was almost ineffable. I can't really explain why it was so good. I've always liked her a lot, she is an extremely intelligent, funny, and original person. We also had a very close bond before the relationship turned sexual. There was a very, very high level of trust and affection to begin with. These things for sure played a big role. When we finally hooked up, it was like hey haha that's been coming for years hasn't it? It just felt totally right and natural, there was zero awkwardness or embarrassment. I was worried it would make things weird, but really it just made the two of us feel closer together and it opened us to becoming even deeper, more intimately bonded friends.

But beyond that, I've never had a lover who was so sensual, so exacting, so responsive to me. At the risk of sounding disgusting and ridiculous which I think I already am so I will just continue, it felt like two bodies melding into one. The way we moved together was like becoming part of a wave of energy or something, moving back and forth at this precise perfect rhythm and frequency. Truly, it felt spiritual. Or like being on drugs. It was like the entire world literally melted away and all there was was the two of us.

I mean I could probably write pages explaining how it felt, but to answer you truthfully I don't really know, it was just the best

You need a purpose beyond sex

FoolofaTook · 12-31-2016, 07:02 PM

And that purpose is ejaculation.

redbreegull · 12-31-2016, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

You need a purpose beyond sex

have you ever come so hard you felt like you were going to black out

it's not something you easily forget

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-31-2016, 08:18 PM

Yes. But it isn't my life

crabshack · 12-31-2016, 11:18 PM

Seriously. Stop being disgusting RBG.

Your comments are trite cliches and also gross.

wHATcOLOR · 01-01-2017, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

it felt like two bodies melding into one. The way we moved together was like becoming part of a wave of energy or something, moving back and forth at this precise perfect rhythm and frequency. Truly, it felt spiritual. Or like being on drugs. It was like the entire world literally melted away and all there was was the two of us.

this brought back for me a memory of a quote from Ella about crossing into different dimensions. anyone remember that one?

cork_soaker · 01-01-2017, 03:23 AM

This shit was clean....bc I've had bad trips in the past...but these trips were so enlightening...I transcended. I just wish I could remember what exactly I realized about the universe at that particular moment....now it's long gone. All I remember during my trip was that it was CONSTANT deja vu....really constant....my sister and friends, we were doing the same things saying the same things....everything happened over and over. I think that tripping some how made my consciousness to transcend which enabled me to witness multiple parallel universes. That's the only explanation I can think of.

cork_soaker · 01-01-2017, 03:27 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-01-2017, 03:30 AM

that was fast. nice work , cork

i was high a fuck last night and i had this passing though that the things and thoughts your mind generates while on drugs are so beautiful, yet elusive. it's just there for a second, then it's gone and you will almost never remember it because the stream just keeps spiraling further and further. it's liberating but unfortunate at the same time.

Run To Me · 01-01-2017, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

have you ever come so hard you felt like you were going to black out

it's not something you easily forget

You talk about connection with this person but your subjective descriptions of your experiences together bring another word to mind: consumption

Frankly it's why I can't read thru all the rbg sex stuff on here; it's like reading someone review all the various bags of different snack chips that blew their mind once

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-01-2017, 04:37 AM

any deep conversation about sex is going to sound kinda silly because it's all about essentially trying to describe to a deaf person what a good song sounds like

it leads to disproportionate descriptions but real, steaming hot sex can just be that good

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-01-2017, 04:39 AM

this is my third day being fairly fucked up, and this is spillover from last night, so sorry in adnvace itf i'm not making any sense

you have no idea how long it took my to type this sentence and it's still got typos
good new year's

Disco King · 01-01-2017, 05:08 AM

Hey Reprise, remember when you said that I'd know if it were the acid?

This is the acid.

reprise85 · 01-01-2017, 06:09 AM

Ihaguitar · 01-01-2017, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Once lol

Yeah ok that was a lie...

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2017, 07:19 AM

Everythings a lie. Nothing is true.

#nihilismblackmetal666

LaBelle · 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

any deep conversation about sex is going to sound kinda silly

Especially when 99% of the time it sounds suspiciously like bragging.

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-01-2017, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

any deep conversation about sex is going to sound kinda silly because it's all about essentially trying to describe to a deaf person what a good song sounds like

it leads to disproportionate descriptions but real, steaming hot sex can just be that good

Steaming

redbreegull · 01-01-2017, 09:36 PM

The only reason I even tried to describe it was because bonnie asked me what made it so good. Sorry some people find it impossible to understand that something not as important to them could truly be so important to someone else, but that's not my shortcoming.

this place has always had a puritanical streak, like talking or thinking about sex too much is bad

reminds me of the trots/eulogy days

LaBelle · 01-01-2017, 09:59 PM

I only find the tone of 'sex chat' bothersome here sometimes. Not the actual contents of what is being said.

But don't mind me, i'm just an innocent bystander.

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-01-2017, 10:09 PM

Even me?

buzzard · 01-01-2017, 10:15 PM

I'm unwilling to accept any single description of a melding of two bodies until such time as we have heard from the solute half of the resulting human amalgam.

redbreegull · 01-01-2017, 10:20 PM

unfortunately the melding was not permanent and over time we both reverted to our previous and individual states

smashingjj · 01-01-2017, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Absolutely no one. Ever.

well not Ever, apparently

smashingjj · 01-01-2017, 10:28 PM

CherubDaydream, on the other hand!

fuzzyroes · 01-01-2017, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

The only reason I even tried to describe it was because bonnie asked me what made it so good. Sorry some people find it impossible to understand that something not as important to them could truly be so important to someone else, but that's not my shortcoming.

this place has always had a puritanical streak, like talking or thinking about sex too much is bad

reminds me of the trots/eulogy days

Just sorta seems like you're overcompensating sometimes dude... Just something to think about

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-01-2017, 10:31 PM

i have been having a strange couple of days. i didn't realize it at the time but i'm pretty sure i got a little bit too fucked up during new years.

sorry for the posts in this thread, they were terrible.
i think i need to chill for a while.

redbreegull · 01-01-2017, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Just sorta seems like you're overcompensating sometimes dude... Just something to think about

next time you feel like giving me advice don't bother

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12-31-2016, 08:27 AM	#31
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Sad post.

12-31-2016, 07:02 PM	#34
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	And that purpose is ejaculation.

12-31-2016, 08:18 PM	#36
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Yes. But it isn't my life

12-31-2016, 11:18 PM	#37
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177	Seriously. Stop being disgusting RBG. Your comments are trite cliches and also gross.

01-01-2017, 03:23 AM	#39
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	This shit was clean....bc I've had bad trips in the past...but these trips were so enlightening...I transcended. I just wish I could remember what exactly I realized about the universe at that particular moment....now it's long gone. All I remember during my trip was that it was CONSTANT deja vu....really constant....my sister and friends, we were doing the same things saying the same things....everything happened over and over. I think that tripping some how made my consciousness to transcend which enabled me to witness multiple parallel universes. That's the only explanation I can think of.

01-01-2017, 03:27 AM	#40
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180

01-01-2017, 03:30 AM	#41
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	that was fast. nice work , cork i was high a fuck last night and i had this passing though that the things and thoughts your mind generates while on drugs are so beautiful, yet elusive. it's just there for a second, then it's gone and you will almost never remember it because the stream just keeps spiraling further and further. it's liberating but unfortunate at the same time.

01-01-2017, 04:37 AM	#43
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	any deep conversation about sex is going to sound kinda silly because it's all about essentially trying to describe to a deaf person what a good song sounds like it leads to disproportionate descriptions but real, steaming hot sex can just be that good

01-01-2017, 04:39 AM	#44
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	this is my third day being fairly fucked up, and this is spillover from last night, so sorry in adnvace itf i'm not making any sense you have no idea how long it took my to type this sentence and it's still got typos good new year's

01-01-2017, 05:08 AM	#45
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Hey Reprise, remember when you said that I'd know if it were the acid? This is the acid.

01-01-2017, 06:09 AM	#46
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891

01-01-2017, 07:19 AM	#48
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Everythings a lie. Nothing is true. #nihilismblackmetal666

01-01-2017, 09:36 PM	#51
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	The only reason I even tried to describe it was because bonnie asked me what made it so good. Sorry some people find it impossible to understand that something not as important to them could truly be so important to someone else, but that's not my shortcoming. this place has always had a puritanical streak, like talking or thinking about sex too much is bad reminds me of the trots/eulogy days

01-01-2017, 09:59 PM	#52
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I only find the tone of 'sex chat' bothersome here sometimes. Not the actual contents of what is being said. But don't mind me, i'm just an innocent bystander.

01-01-2017, 10:09 PM	#53
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Even me?

01-01-2017, 10:15 PM	#54
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	I'm unwilling to accept any single description of a melding of two bodies until such time as we have heard from the solute half of the resulting human amalgam.

01-01-2017, 10:20 PM	#55
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	unfortunately the melding was not permanent and over time we both reverted to our previous and individual states

01-01-2017, 10:28 PM	#57
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	CherubDaydream, on the other hand!

01-01-2017, 10:31 PM	#59
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i have been having a strange couple of days. i didn't realize it at the time but i'm pretty sure i got a little bit too fucked up during new years. sorry for the posts in this thread, they were terrible. i think i need to chill for a while.