Let's talk about something other than the election

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Thank you but also I do not know who "u people" is. The characters that post here have come and gone in the last 10 years I've been here yet everyone always seems to know me (maybe cuz "Bonnie" is in my name and also I am very transparent).

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Huh weird I've done both but the latter has usually led to intercourse I guess. I know my partner jerks off in the shower though and I guess younger more codependent Bonnie would care and take it as an affront but these days I get it.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Boarders with very few posts/little name recognition sry didnt mean 2 offend

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Boarders with very few posts/little name recognition sry didnt mean 2 offend

It's okay, I'm sure that iB0lly guy is around here somewhere and he forgives you.

[Elphenor]

I feel like I should direct porn as a follow up to my previous comment

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

It's okay, I'm sure that iB0lly guy is around here somewhere and he forgives you.

Is that someone I know?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Is that someone I know?

No. It's somebody nobody knows. He was doing some very piss-poor trolling in the election thread last night. Just some really D- material, stuff your conservative brother in-law with diabeetus thinks is funny.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

No. It's somebody nobody knows. He was doing some very piss-poor trolling in the election thread last night. Just some really D- material, stuff your conservative brother in-law with diabeetus thinks is funny.

My only brother in law is a democrat living in Florida with his wife and son. He works in an environmental field and drives a Toyota yaris.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I feel like I should direct porn as a follow up to my previous comment

And fuzzy could hand-pick the soundtrack.

"Bro, have you ever jizzed your pants while "Rock Show" by blink-182 plays in the background? Man, it's the best. Here's a YouTube link, you're gonna love it!"

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

My only brother in law is a democrat living in Florida with his wife and son. He works in an environmental field and drives a Toyota yaris.

Yes, yes, but you know the type, come on...

[toase]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Hey do you guys think masturbation is ok when youre in a relationship? I do, but I just want to stir the pot a lil

I think masturbation is natural and necessary, always

[Starla]

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Starla

Come on, that's just offensive

[FlamingGlobes]

His hands aren't THAT big.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Want

[Elphenor]

We're pinheads now we are not whole

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I understand. Well, as much as one who hasn't experienced a similar situation can understand, I guess.

Anyway, this was just meant to be a light-hearted, throwaway thread. We can talk about anything, really. How much sleep did everyone get last night?

Hey don't worry. I'm not upset. Sorry for bringing the thread down. It's really ok, if it wasn't I wouldn't have said anything.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Hey do you guys think masturbation is ok when youre in a relationship? I do, but I just want to stir the pot a lil

yes i think it's completely fine

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

Hey don't worry. I'm not upset. Sorry for bringing the thread down. It's really ok, if it wasn't I wouldn't have said anything.

Nah, I don't think you brought anything down. This isn't much of a thread to begin with.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by Poots

Is Chyna dead?

Yes.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

See, I can't get off without visual stimulation of some sort (probably because I came of age just as internet porn was becoming virtually accessible to all ages). It's unfortunate, but I don't consider it cheating to look at pornography. It's one thing if you're sneaking away to the laptop late at night while your better half sleeps, another if you're just wanking it in your off-time to some BBW bisexual cuckold fisting.

Yeah. I think everyone reacts differently to it

But porno really isn't something I can F with anymore, tho I was (I will admit with some guilt) wayyyyy into my porn collection, once, when I was single for 6 years straight. Carefully curated gigs of hits, doin everything I like

It's like; there's oxytocin, no? And if, like I did, u have a long long spell getting hits of that to a porn collection, you "bond" to the jacking. You fuse with yourself. While watching others make love. And it was so unhealthy for me, talking a lot of sh sh shame and alienation

So can't F with it anymore without feeling like I'm going back to my old partner; this sick, chest high sort of wet, fleshy god, throbbing, yearning, hurting all the time

[Elphenor]

Today this young new woman working next door was peering out at me a bunch so I gave her a goofy look and she giggled

women are the best thing ever sometimes I would have sworn off post punk for life if asked in that moment full caveman brain