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Old 11-06-2016, 01:08 PM   #61
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Old 11-06-2016, 01:10 PM   #62
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This thread kinda reminded me of this


 
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Old 11-06-2016, 01:13 PM   #63
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You said new and you lied

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 01:15 PM   #64
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Non-consensual sex with a robot gorilla that has voice recognition software.

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 06:50 PM   #65
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Also if they have lots of money they basically meet the number one criterion for finding a female partner. OH SHIT WUDDUP BURNED BITCHES!!! STREET BEEF 2016 WORLD STAR THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT.
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If you can afford one of these, you can probably afford a sexually attractive partner who will do you for your money
Paying this as a one off, is nowhere near the same cost as a woman. To be in a relationship with another human being usually involves making financial decisions together.

In your case, duo, you probably earn more than your wife (you said you're a bank manager, and she's a teacher). It would be way cheaper in your situation to shell out for a doll.

The same amount of money might by you a month's worth of overnight stays with a sex worker. The sex doll is owned outright.

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how is rubbing your junk on a piece of plastic the same as having "sex with women without needing their consent"

tossing off with an inanimate object has nothing to do with relationships.

your husband tosses off. even if he says he doesn't he doesn't. and both your kids will as well (if they haven't already).

that's sad. you equate all sexual activity with a puritanical view of cisgender marriage. like the catholic church telling people that their mere thoughts are terrible sins.

rubbing one out isn't a sin
This isn't about masturbation being bad, because it isn't.

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It's probably less harmful than the porn industry.
It's no different to the porn industry, in terms of contributing to rape culture. The option is still there, to facilitate men treating women as bodies to be used for sexual gratification, and not actual human beings.

Groce.

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:31 PM   #66
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This isn't about masturbation being bad, because it isn't.



It's no different to the porn industry, in terms of contributing to rape culture. The option is still there, to facilitate men treating women as bodies to be used for sexual gratification, and not actual human beings.

Groce.

sex toys do not promote rape!

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:34 PM   #67
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We should talk about the transabled, next.

That's totally what would follow in a documentary series, unless it were aired after the episode about gaming addicts or the one about relationships with massive age differences.

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:48 PM   #68
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sex toys do not promote rape!
I didn't say they did. But a human-shaped robot with warm orifices is not what I would call a toy, unless I was the kind of groce creep that felt it was OK to objectify other human beings.

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:49 PM   #69
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so are barbie dolls and action figures objectification of human beings

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:50 PM   #70
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We should talk about the transabled, next.

That's totally what would follow in a documentary series, unless it were aired after the episode about gaming addicts or the one about relationships with massive age differences.
Or possibly human genetic modification to allow for ambisexual offspring.

 
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Old 11-06-2016, 09:52 PM   #71
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so are barbie dolls and action figures objectification of human beings
Yes.

But I should have been clearer:

the kind of groce adult creep who objectifies other humans to gratify my own sexual desires

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 01:21 PM   #72
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fucking an plastic doll isn't objectifying anybody. it's a piece of plastic.

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 02:23 PM   #73
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They do require a lot of upkeep tho, no? It's not your run-of-the-mill stroker we're talking here. You gotta screw that head on yourself, push the eyeballs into the sockets, keep her wig nice, and haul her heavy ass around. Not to mention cleaning the damn thing and repairing the damaged silicone.

So these things are actually a lot of work and effort and commitment to even own ... you've got to be majorly invested in the idea of humping a robot to pull the trigger. This begins to sound less like a sex toy and more like, uh, a relationship?

I can start to see where vix is coming from, the more I read about it, although I think typical dildos/strokers are good for all and should be enjoyed

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 09:45 PM   #74
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To me having a sex toy that is human-like such as a doll crosses a line from just trying to pleasure oneself into actually trying to replace a real person.

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 09:55 PM   #75
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Thandie Newton does not approve of this thread.

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 10:06 PM   #76
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To me having a sex toy that is human-like such as a doll crosses a line from just trying to pleasure oneself into actually trying to replace a real person.
Society is becoming more Philip K. Dickian

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 10:06 PM   #77
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Life imitate art

 
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Old 11-07-2016, 11:08 PM   #78
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They do require a lot of upkeep tho, no? It's not your run-of-the-mill stroker we're talking here. You gotta screw that head on yourself, push the eyeballs into the sockets, keep her wig nice, and haul her heavy ass around. Not to mention cleaning the damn thing and repairing the damaged silicone.

So these things are actually a lot of work and effort and commitment to even own ... you've got to be majorly invested in the idea of humping a robot to pull the trigger. This begins to sound less like a sex toy and more like, uh, a relationship?

I can start to see where vix is coming from, the more I read about it, although I think typical dildos/strokers are good for all and should be enjoyed

you can buy just the torso. less work

 
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Old 11-08-2016, 12:12 AM   #79
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Just wanted to express my judgment of people's sexuality. They're all awful. Okay.

 
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Old 11-08-2016, 11:52 AM   #80
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Warner Bros. ?

more like Warmer, Bro

amirite

 
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:47 PM   #81
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you can buy just the torso. less work
Now THAT'S creepy!

 
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Old 11-14-2016, 05:07 PM   #82
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Male dolls currently back ordered.

 
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Old 11-14-2016, 07:26 PM   #83
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Devi Slut Ever

 
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Old 11-14-2016, 07:26 PM   #84
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I don't know how we're gonna break it to her, but that sex doll is clearly thinking about other women.

 
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Old 11-14-2016, 09:44 PM   #85
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haha, A+

must spread the bagel around before giving cheese to glamingflobs again

 
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Spoiler alert: she fucks that doll.

 
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Old 11-14-2016, 10:31 PM   #87
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She looks pretty weird when she's doing the doll.

Can't decide if I think the grossest bit is all the dicks hanging up on hooks, the fact that you manually exchange the flaccid one for the erect one, or the "vagankle"

 
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