Celebrity Crushes

[teh b0lly!!1]

NO NO NO. you can only grab 'em by the pussy if you're a star!

read the rules guys, it's not complicated

jesus christ

[teh b0lly!!1]

that's my best eulogy impression how'd i do

[fuzzyroes]

proof has dropped that the Clintons are swindling 100's of millions of dollars illegally and no one bats an eye-lash but everyone's outraged with a crude sound-clip.

That my friends is what's wrong with society. Yeah, Trump was gross and all that, but where's the outrage for the mass criminality taking place?

That's the problem with the human-mind. It's very base-line. People only wanna get worked up about something that's very base-line and easy to accumulate a base-line outrage.

But this is a topic for another thread

Now can we get on with the eye-candy?

[redbreegull]

uh I am a fucking star

when I play and sing people form a circle around me

[redbreegull]

I played Mayonaise at Starbucks and it was better than when James Iha played it at that festival in Japan

[fuzzyroes]

Yeah man, that actually was a really nice performance

[teh b0lly!!1]

uh, were you there?

[redbreegull]

lol netphoria is so fuckin weird

[redbreegull]

I want to clarify I don't use my star power as an excuse to commit sexual assault or grab anyone's anything. I just use it like a beacon and everyone else comes and assaults me

[LaBelle]

Don't lie. You're all about grabbin' the milk jugs unrequested.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

uh, were you there?

I remember when I didn't come here all that often and came across a video recording of his performance that he shared . I remember that I was actually quite impressed!

[redbreegull]

do you guys have any idea how many mars rovers I've bedded by playing them songs on acoustic guitar?

[FlamingGlobes]

Anyway, here's Spaceboy.

[redbreegull]

Spirit and Opportunity were pretty impressionable and like omg Black Star was totally one of their favorite songs. Curiosity is a new breed though and I had to try a few different things before I realized it loves Damien Rice.

I was talking to the ExoMars lander on tinder, I've never hooked up with a European before. Had a great date planned. So sad she crash landed RIP, leaving me standing alone on the red surface in the dark Martian night in a gorilla suit holding a banana

[pale_princess]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

For realz? I love Louis CK to death, he's my favorite living comedian (George Carlin would be my first otherwise) but I've never seen anyone admit they find him remotely attractive.

But hey, cool.

It's too bad Louis CK is a creep who gets off on pulling his pud in front of unsuspecting women.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

pretty much confirms what everyone here thought about why you are so fucking uninformed and factually wrong about everything

fuzzy always finds a way to be a creep

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by pale_princess

It's too bad Louis CK is a creep who gets off on pulling his pud in front of unsuspecting women.

had to google this, having never heard about it, and can I just say that he is now officially OFF my list

groce

[Aeris]

i mean, it's also a blind item that has never been confirmed
the two victims refused to confirm

stanhope claiming responsibility made me think it was true though, he was blatantly covering for his friend. he has a habit of doing that (see johnny depp)

[Aeris]

i'd also like to think that louis ck is a different person now than when that episode occurred judging by his work
but i mean i've made that mistake before with male artists who i thought couldn't possibly be that low due to the quality of their work and ability to write thoughtful roles for women (see my all-time favorite filmmaker/comedian)

[vixnix]

I dunno. It's like Woody Allen. If people are making accusations, something funny is going on, one way or another.

I had actually forgotten about how he said some horrible shit about his wife to Howard Stern, about how it was OK to get whores to blow him while he is on tour, and his wife should just be happy with the money he makes for their family, and shut up.

So he's off my list, anyway. Creeper.

[Aeris]

Woody was who was I was referring to in my second post if it wasn't obvious. It's just depressing.

[vixnix]

yeah it is. I love Woody Allen films, too. I mean, when I'm watching them, I love them enough that I forget it's a Woody Allen film and completely forget about what a lowlife he is to his own family.

I hadn't read your post when I said that...he was just the example that came to mind.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I dunno. It's like Woody Allen. If people are making accusations, something funny is going on, one way or another.

I had actually forgotten about how he said some horrible shit about his wife to Howard Stern, about how it was OK to get whores to blow him while he is on tour, and his wife should just be happy with the money he makes for their family, and shut up.

So he's off my list, anyway. Creeper.

LOL right? Like what is he, some sort of comedian or something?!

[yo soy el mejor]

mark ruffalo. he seems gentle and rugged all at once and he's pretty good-looking.

[Disco King]

Bibi Andersson is a qt3.14

[buzzard]

That is what I imagine Claire Danes must have looked like while in prison between shooting Romeo + Juliet and Homeland.

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