male humans sinks to a new low

vixnix · 11-04-2016, 07:52 AM

https://www.inverse.com/article/2302...75d71756b4e6b3

Think of who would use this, and how feckin grody it would be after a month of abuse.

LaBelle · 11-04-2016, 10:35 AM

That article doesn't have a comments section.
Wasted opportunity.

crabshack · 11-04-2016, 06:40 PM

Is this a robot thread?

FlamingGlobes · 11-04-2016, 07:01 PM

Alright, what happened? Hubbie forget to take out the trash this week?

crabshack · 11-04-2016, 09:37 PM

DEAR HUMANS I MEAN FELLOW HUMANS

redbreegull · 11-04-2016, 09:45 PM

I want to fuck the Curiosity Rover

redbreegull · 11-04-2016, 09:45 PM

oh wait does this belong in celeb crushes thread

crabshack · 11-04-2016, 09:46 PM

Where would you put your dick on Mars?

redbreegull · 11-04-2016, 09:47 PM

right in the rover's soil sampler

redbreegull · 11-04-2016, 09:48 PM

seriously y'all believe that thing runs on batteries or the sun or some shit

IT RUNS ON MY DICK

fuzzyroes · 11-05-2016, 09:44 AM

Aren't we supposed to live in a time where we're accepting of whatever someone want's to do as long as it doesn't cause harm or consequences to other living things?

fuzzyroes · 11-05-2016, 09:46 AM

Sure, it might seem creepy and pathetic to us generally "younger folk" but if someone gets some pleasure from it who are we to chastise them with ridicule? It's a free country the last time I checked.

MyOneAndOnly · 11-05-2016, 10:03 AM

why would the doll become "grody?" assuming it was properly cleaned. companies that sell these things also sell cleaning kits.

https://secure.realdoll.com/

in the future sex robots are going to get more and more life like. kind of surprised that there aren't already doll rentals. they'd be safer for eveyone involved than people paying prostitutes.

Run To Me · 11-05-2016, 10:12 AM

Still not sure why the mere existence of this stuf provokes your rage, vix

This coming from a male human who feels that objectification/dehumanization of women in (at least my) culture has long since reached priority one critical stage emergency levels of badness

It's just some folks wanna relationship with their own 'gasms (i.e. hand, robot, what have you) ... so, let's give em what they want and take em off the market

Meanwhile somebody gets to have a job and feed their kids off it, so where's the harm 2 u???

vixnix · 11-05-2016, 10:20 AM

look it's just gross and offends me as a human mmmkay

MyOneAndOnly · 11-05-2016, 10:21 AM

vix is offended by sex in general.

MyOneAndOnly · 11-05-2016, 10:23 AM

also, women are probably more likely to use sex toys. you seem offended by the idea that men would by maturbatory toys, but i've never heard you complain about all the women who use dildos

Run To Me · 11-05-2016, 10:25 AM

Quote:

vix is offended by sex in general.

I could see that. She had the best holiday poem by far, so maybe teh angst is grist for the keyboardz

But ... name of thread basically demonizes half our species b/c somebody built a fuckn sex bot

Just suggesting it's not healing or helping anyone to call this "male humanity" doing something to vix (or women at large)

fuzzyroes · 11-05-2016, 10:26 AM

Yeah, some people are super lonely and are dealing with the stresses of life and don't have a romantic lover to confide in. And those people still have the need to fulfill their sexual urges. I think these kind of advancements in technology can only be looked upon as a good thing.

fuzzyroes · 11-05-2016, 10:27 AM

A good porno and some vaseline does the trick for me, but if someone else isn't as easily pleased- who am I to judge?

Run To Me · 11-05-2016, 10:29 AM

Ah sht fuzzy, cmon, man

fuzzyroes · 11-05-2016, 10:35 AM

TMI? lol

A man without unwarranted shame is a phoenix rising again

duovamp · 11-05-2016, 11:31 AM

Seems more normal than sex with another man PRAISE JESUS.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-05-2016, 12:34 PM

"abuse"

Ihaguitar · 11-05-2016, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

right in the rover's soil sampler

That sounds fucking risky to me. You don't know how many martian cocks have been up there before you, or what diseases they carry.

FlamingGlobes · 11-05-2016, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

A good porno and some vaseline does the trick for me, but if someone else isn't as easily pleased- who am I to judge?

Do people really use Vaseline to jerk off with? I just can't even with lube in a solo setting. Too messy.

redbreegull · 11-05-2016, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

That sounds fucking risky to me. You don't know how many martian cocks have been up there before you, or what diseases they carry.

uh there's no life on mars dude

MyOneAndOnly · 11-05-2016, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Do people really use Vaseline to jerk off with? I just can't even with lube in a solo setting. Too messy.

vasaline is not a good lube. every supermarket or CVS in the country sells proper lube.

Ihaguitar · 11-05-2016, 04:57 PM

Olive oil is good if you're stuck.

crabshack · 11-05-2016, 06:53 PM

VAMPIRE DICK SUCKIN ON PUSSY DO THE MONSTER MASH

11-04-2016, 07:52 AM	#1
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	male humans sinks to a new low https://www.inverse.com/article/2302...75d71756b4e6b3 Think of who would use this, and how feckin grody it would be after a month of abuse.

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LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	That article doesn't have a comments section. Wasted opportunity.

11-04-2016, 06:40 PM	#3
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11-04-2016, 07:01 PM	#4
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Alright, what happened? Hubbie forget to take out the trash this week?

11-04-2016, 09:37 PM	#5
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177	DEAR HUMANS I MEAN FELLOW HUMANS

11-04-2016, 09:45 PM	#6
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I want to fuck the Curiosity Rover

11-04-2016, 09:46 PM	#8
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177	Where would you put your dick on Mars?

11-04-2016, 09:47 PM	#9
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	right in the rover's soil sampler

11-04-2016, 09:48 PM	#10
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	seriously y'all believe that thing runs on batteries or the sun or some shit IT RUNS ON MY DICK

11-05-2016, 09:44 AM	#11
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Aren't we supposed to live in a time where we're accepting of whatever someone want's to do as long as it doesn't cause harm or consequences to other living things?

11-05-2016, 09:46 AM	#12
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Sure, it might seem creepy and pathetic to us generally "younger folk" but if someone gets some pleasure from it who are we to chastise them with ridicule? It's a free country the last time I checked.

11-05-2016, 10:21 AM	#16
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	vix is offended by sex in general.

11-05-2016, 10:03 AM	#13
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	why would the doll become "grody?" assuming it was properly cleaned. companies that sell these things also sell cleaning kits. https://secure.realdoll.com/ in the future sex robots are going to get more and more life like. kind of surprised that there aren't already doll rentals. they'd be safer for eveyone involved than people paying prostitutes.

11-05-2016, 10:12 AM	#14
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Still not sure why the mere existence of this stuf provokes your rage, vix This coming from a male human who feels that objectification/dehumanization of women in (at least my) culture has long since reached priority one critical stage emergency levels of badness It's just some folks wanna relationship with their own 'gasms (i.e. hand, robot, what have you) ... so, let's give em what they want and take em off the market Meanwhile somebody gets to have a job and feed their kids off it, so where's the harm 2 u???

11-05-2016, 10:20 AM	#15
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	look it's just gross and offends me as a human mmmkay

11-05-2016, 10:23 AM	#17
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	also, women are probably more likely to use sex toys. you seem offended by the idea that men would by maturbatory toys, but i've never heard you complain about all the women who use dildos

11-05-2016, 10:26 AM	#19
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Yeah, some people are super lonely and are dealing with the stresses of life and don't have a romantic lover to confide in. And those people still have the need to fulfill their sexual urges. I think these kind of advancements in technology can only be looked upon as a good thing.

11-05-2016, 10:27 AM	#20
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	A good porno and some vaseline does the trick for me, but if someone else isn't as easily pleased- who am I to judge?

11-05-2016, 10:29 AM	#21
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Ah sht fuzzy, cmon, man

11-05-2016, 10:35 AM	#22
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	TMI? lol A man without unwarranted shame is a phoenix rising again

11-05-2016, 11:31 AM	#23
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Seems more normal than sex with another man PRAISE JESUS.

11-05-2016, 12:34 PM	#24
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	"abuse"

11-05-2016, 04:57 PM	#29
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,178	Olive oil is good if you're stuck.

11-05-2016, 06:53 PM	#30
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177	VAMPIRE DICK SUCKIN ON PUSSY DO THE MONSTER MASH