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[teh b0lly!!1]

ok i just fell into a rabbit hole

did you guys know that a bite by a "bullet ant" is ranked at the #1 place on the Schmidt pain index, and is described as the worst pain a human being is capable of experiencing?

they are used for ceremonial purposes by a tribe in the Amazonas. members need to be purposely stung on 20 different occasions to be considered a real man. here is a western guy taking it only once, for far less time than what is considered standard practice for the tribe:

[teh b0lly!!1]

and this brings me to my next stop...

did you guys know there is a creature on this earth called a Tarantula Hawk, and it is essentially a fucking giant, terrifying wasp that hunts tarantulas?

i'm not even gonna post a photo, cause that shit would give me nightmares if it caught me off guard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk

[ilikeplanets]

I hate everything about that insect with a shuddering passion

[ilikeplanets]

Holy shit it's the state insect (wtf ) of New Mexico. I've been there, and my parents lived there for three years. Good thing I didn't see one or I would have jumped right off the Sandia's.

[ilikeplanets]

For me the most terrifying animal is the giant squid, I'd rather deal with a shark or a bee or anything! Although the likelihood of me ever encountering one is almost zero.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

For me the most terrifying animal is the giant squid, I'd rather deal with a shark or a bee or anything! Although the likelihood of me ever encountering one is almost zero.

I'm absolutely terrified of wasps, bees, spiders.

Giant squid does sound super gross, tho if you can kill said squid the squid rings you'd get out of it would be choice.

I find sharks cute.

[LaBelle]

[FlamingGlobes]

Tara-bull

[FlamingGlobes]

Sup?

[FlamingGlobes]

Who's up for some Japanese food?

[FlamingGlobes]

Oh my god, look at all of those monsters just standing there, taking pictures

[FlamingGlobes]

...with actual cameras!

[LaBelle]

imagine those squid rings!!!

[FlamingGlobes]

I do love calimari

[MyOneAndOnly]

[redbreegull]

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

IT'S TRUE, WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE!

[FlamingGlobes]

But fur real, hardcore Sonic fans are the fucking creepiest. And I say that as someone who played the first four Sonic games on the Genesis enough in the '90s that I could probably still finish them without really trying too hard.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Groce! (am I doing this right?)

[buzzard]

Please don't join in on that.

[Disco King]

[LaBelle]

pou-kee-moun

[redbreegull]

[teh b0lly!!1]

that's pretty funny

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

But fur real, hardcore Sonic fans are the fucking creepiest. And I say that as someone who played the first four Sonic games on the Genesis enough in the '90s that I could probably still finish them without really trying too hard.

It's all about Doctor Robotnicks MEAN BEAN MACHINE. I recently played the game to death on my little hand-held. So fucking fun. Was one of very few games that I've actually beat in my life!

On an unrelated note: Sonics had a very successful run in the Archie comics digest format. Anyone ever read those?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

At one of my old jobs years ago, someone wrote next to the tiny step-by-step instructions/pictures on the bottom left:

Step 1: Push button
Step 2: Receive bacon

Still makes me chuckle.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

It's all about Doctor Robotnicks MEAN BEAN MACHINE. I recently played the game to death on my little hand-held. So fucking fun. Was one of very few games that I've actually beat in my life!

Yeah, that game was good, mindless fun. I have it on one of the Sonic compilations for Gamecube. Played it to death. Kind of a Tetris knockoff, but still.

[MyOneAndOnly]

[teh b0lly!!1]

this unfortunate joke is starting to become the Come As You Are of internet memes.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Originally Posted by marilyn manson

My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn’t speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall … I was struggling to deal with being alone and being forsaken and being betrayed by putting your trust in one person, and making the mistake of that being the wrong person. And that’s a mistake that everyone can relate to. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her that day — I called 158 times — I took a razor blade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands.