I have over 10K posts now AMA

[teh b0lly!!1]

though i agree elph plays it punk here but kisses his signed photo of nick carter every day before putting it under his pillow and sinking down into sweet, sweet sleep

[teh b0lly!!1]

QUESTION MARK

[teh b0lly!!1]

i_was_aborted

[teh b0lly!!1]

[brutechinasky]

now, that's post punk

[yo soy el mejor]

i've met i_was_aborted a number of times and not only is he kind and welcoming, but he does not look like steven segal. i look more like steven segal than he does.

[ilikeplanets]

Boy band includes choreography. End of story.

[yo soy el mejor]

boy. band. aka a band of boys.

the wikipedia for female bands says "An all-female band is a musical group in popular music genres such as rock, blues, jazz and related genres which is exclusively composed of female musicians. This is distinct from a girl group, in which the female members are solely vocalists"

so yeah - a band is a band. boys don't get the luxury of calling themselves a band when they don't play shit.

[teh b0lly!!1]

axl rose's dad would totally kick tay swiff's dad's ass

any day of the week. sha-na-na-na-knees.

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

El secreto de sus ojos.

[vixnix]

Have you ever felt ashamed of the size of your penis.

[buzzard]

Like if you went in for a molemap and threw the entire dermatology practice off schedule by a half-hour?

[vixnix]

Why, because I have a lot of moles?

You know that question was for Elphenor, right? You might be exhibiting an uncharacteristic display of sentiment

[buzzard]

This misunderstanding only works if you have a penis, though.

[vixnix]

ohhhhh you were talking about Elphenor as well

I thought you were insulting me because you had hurt feelings. My mistake....humble apologies

[vixnix]

I think I misunderstood because I've never seen a penis with a mole on it, before.

[buzzard]

I don't lash out when my feelings are hurt.

For that, I've built a Sadness Station consisting of my acoustic guitar, a legal pad and the all-important dictaphone.

[redbreegull]

don't forget the lube

[teh b0lly!!1]

what happens in the chat, stays in the chat.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by buzzard

I don't lash out when my feelings are hurt.

For that, I've built a Sadness Station consisting of my acoustic guitar, a legal pad and the all-important dictaphone.

This is probably a tier 1 post

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

elph hasn't gotten to the point where he can allow himself to not play a role; he's only 20! i bet he likes boy bands he doesn't realize are boy bands. and if we're being technical, the cure is a boy band and so are lots of punk bands he's discovered.

I considered answering "The Smiths"

But I thought it was clear what ilp meant

It's not that I don't like melodic stuff

[Elphenor]

also I'm 22 just fyi

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by reprise85

why?

why not

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Have you ever pictured receiving a Grammy Award, behaving throughout the fantasy in contempt of the awards ceremony and all it represents?

No but this is such a beautiful thought, thank you

imagine I try to make fun of movies and I win a grammy

its so punk ican'tevenomg asdasdfasd

[toase]

How's life?


I'm late I know

[Elphenor]

Not too great tbh

Feel like I've been doing the same thing everyday for two years now

Bad E pills with high school dropout out guys in Korn Tshirts isn't the social life I want but maybe the one I deserve

[buzzard]

Buy a pill press and sell them batches of reconstituted ibuprofen.

At the very least, they'll attribute the temporary drop-off in gonorrhea symptoms to the wonders of your product.

[Elphenor]

The answer is school like I was told by everyone on here when I was 18

Someone even sent me a PM titled "post punk" that was a link to student financial aid

I'm taking a math class to get caught up right now but I can't do overnights and school at the same time I'm going insane

[Elphenor]

Then you mix stimulants in there I just don't sleep anymore