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Old 07-16-2016, 03:29 PM   #1
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Default Can you imagine not having feet?

I was taking a piss barefoot in my bathroom and I never felt more alive, watching my platypus stompers grip that tile.

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 03:44 PM   #2
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I thought about going outside the rim just for the experience.

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 04:02 PM   #3
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my dad had his legs cut off below the knee. he had no feet

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 04:45 PM   #4
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honestly I might just kill myself if I lost a limb or something

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 07:52 PM   #5
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Missing limbs are senescent.

Captain Ahab

Long John Silver

Captain Hook

All missing limbs. All senescent.

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 07:53 PM   #6
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I am missing two teeth. Like Ed Wood.

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 09:36 PM   #7
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i can imagine living w/o feet but w/o hands seems impossible

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 09:41 PM   #8
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although...



 
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Old 07-16-2016, 09:45 PM   #9
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eh they have good prosthetics these days

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 10:47 PM   #10
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my answer to the initial question is yes, easily

 
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Old 07-16-2016, 11:06 PM   #11
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my dad is old and fat and can barely walk on his fake legs.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 02:29 AM   #12
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you've contributed enough scotty

thoughts and prayers

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 02:35 AM   #13
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slunken what prompted you to make this strangely strange thread?

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 02:58 AM   #14
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did you read the first post?

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 04:12 AM   #15
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checkmate

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:48 AM   #16
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Tinkling barefoot (as a bro) u realize how much peep splatters out on even the most well aimed stream. Makes me think how much peep is prolly on my broshoes

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 12:38 PM   #17
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Losing two feet would be awful.

The idea of a gun-arm though...

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 08:39 PM   #18
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of course!

remember when a girl lost both her feet on a six flags superman ride when the cable snapped? i bet she got loads of money and has feet made of diamonds now.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 08:49 PM   #19
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Quote:
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Losing two feet would be awful.

The idea of a gun-arm though...
how about keep one foot and get a gun leg?


 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:43 PM   #20
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bad-ass

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 06:48 PM   #21
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FOR REAL.

Planet Terror PWNS.

 
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