I am in possession of a $25 Amazon Gift Card

Elphenor · 07-02-2016, 09:12 AM

Recommend me a book or something idk what to do with this

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2016, 09:38 AM

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2016, 09:40 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-02-2016, 09:45 AM

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2016, 09:47 AM

buy lots of sponges

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2016, 10:01 AM

or this book

can i borrow it when you're done?

MyOneAndOnly · 07-02-2016, 10:24 AM

this is only $15

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2016, 10:26 AM

dude, go to thriftbooks.com. probs way cheaper. it's the first place i check for books i gotta have and can't wait around to find at the used bookstore.

vixnix · 07-02-2016, 10:28 AM

can anyone describe what bottoming is in one sentence so that I don't have to search for the answers on the internet. it's hard to know what I might come across.

vixnix · 07-02-2016, 10:31 AM

This was recommended to someone on my FB friends list yesterday, only about 15 years after everyone else read it. So, what about that?

MyOneAndOnly · 07-02-2016, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

can anyone describe what bottoming is in one sentence so that I don't have to search for the answers on the internet. it's hard to know what I might come across.

it means being the receiver. ie providing the hole for the pole

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-02-2016, 11:50 AM

why would one need to buy a manual on how to get invaded in his rear-end by a giant rooster?

Elphenor · 07-02-2016, 12:06 PM

None of these really selling me tbh

Elphenor · 07-02-2016, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

or this book

can i borrow it when you're done?

Maybe this one if I got back into chess

redbreegull · 07-02-2016, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

This was recommended to someone on my FB friends list yesterday, only about 15 years after everyone else read it. So, what about that?

75% of anyone who went to a liberal arts college has probably already read this, but it's a classic and an essential for anyone who is interested in anthropology, sociology, economics, international relations, etc.

slunken · 07-02-2016, 12:37 PM

Get these pizza socks

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sox-Mens-...keywords=pizza

slunken · 07-02-2016, 12:38 PM

portable pizza pouch

https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Pizz...keywords=pizza

slunken · 07-02-2016, 12:39 PM

PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation's favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you're headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

MyOneAndOnly · 07-02-2016, 12:44 PM

when did food necklaces become a thing?

slunken · 07-02-2016, 12:51 PM

probably has to do with developing a need for attention in public spaces

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-02-2016, 02:30 PM

NEVER GO HUNGRY
PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-02-2016, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Get these pizza socks

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sox-Mens-...keywords=pizza

those are frankly fucking great though.
i just got sushi socks the other day, 就***************************:

redbreegull · 07-02-2016, 02:34 PM

having to clean the pizza pouch negates all the appeal of portable pizza. too much work

Elphenor · 07-02-2016, 02:40 PM

I don't like fancy socks

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-02-2016, 02:44 PM

may i suggest 40$ underwear then?
you'll only have to throw in 15$ dollars and sppunk/scot will be able to attest to the vast improvement in lifestyle over inferior clothes of the under.

Elphenor · 07-02-2016, 02:47 PM

I could use a couple new boxers

ilikeplanets · 07-02-2016, 03:22 PM

Read things fall apart! Orrr Confederacy of dunces! Or maybe have a copy of Faust, I like that one. An anthology of history's saints is always kinda interesting, they were pretty crazy. Maybe you could read that nihilism manifesto by the guy who kills himself.

slunken · 07-02-2016, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I don't like fancy socks

I wear pretty basic clothes so fancy socks and underwear is the only way for me to party

FlamingGlobes · 07-02-2016, 06:01 PM

FlamingGlobes · 07-02-2016, 06:04 PM

https://www.amazon.com/Mask-Biz-Peni.../dp/B015I3PIZU

07-02-2016, 09:12 AM	#1
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07-02-2016, 09:38 AM	#2
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693

07-02-2016, 09:40 AM	#3
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693

07-02-2016, 09:45 AM	#4
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215

07-02-2016, 09:47 AM	#5
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	buy lots of sponges

07-02-2016, 10:01 AM	#6
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	or this book can i borrow it when you're done?

07-02-2016, 10:24 AM	#7
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	this is only $15

07-02-2016, 10:26 AM	#8
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	dude, go to thriftbooks.com. probs way cheaper. it's the first place i check for books i gotta have and can't wait around to find at the used bookstore.

07-02-2016, 10:28 AM	#9
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	can anyone describe what bottoming is in one sentence so that I don't have to search for the answers on the internet. it's hard to know what I might come across.

07-02-2016, 10:31 AM	#10
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	This was recommended to someone on my FB friends list yesterday, only about 15 years after everyone else read it. So, what about that?

07-02-2016, 11:50 AM	#12
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	why would one need to buy a manual on how to get invaded in his rear-end by a giant rooster?

07-02-2016, 12:06 PM	#13
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	None of these really selling me tbh

07-02-2016, 12:37 PM	#16
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Get these pizza socks https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sox-Mens-...keywords=pizza

07-02-2016, 12:38 PM	#17
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	portable pizza pouch https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Pizz...keywords=pizza

07-02-2016, 12:39 PM	#18
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation's favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude. NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you're headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious. REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

07-02-2016, 12:44 PM	#19
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	when did food necklaces become a thing?

07-02-2016, 12:51 PM	#20
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	probably has to do with developing a need for attention in public spaces

07-02-2016, 02:30 PM	#21
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	NEVER GO HUNGRY PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE

07-02-2016, 02:34 PM	#23
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	having to clean the pizza pouch negates all the appeal of portable pizza. too much work

07-02-2016, 02:40 PM	#24
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I don't like fancy socks

07-02-2016, 02:44 PM	#25
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	may i suggest 40$ underwear then? you'll only have to throw in 15$ dollars and sppunk/scot will be able to attest to the vast improvement in lifestyle over inferior clothes of the under.

07-02-2016, 02:47 PM	#26
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I could use a couple new boxers

07-02-2016, 03:22 PM	#27
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Read things fall apart! Orrr Confederacy of dunces! Or maybe have a copy of Faust, I like that one. An anthology of history's saints is always kinda interesting, they were pretty crazy. Maybe you could read that nihilism manifesto by the guy who kills himself.

07-02-2016, 06:01 PM	#29
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

07-02-2016, 06:04 PM	#30
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	https://www.amazon.com/Mask-Biz-Peni.../dp/B015I3PIZU