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[redbreegull]

hey guys should I go for a run? it's more humid than the underside of a scrotum in boxer briefs in july, but I haven't exercised in days

first poster to respond decides my night

[redbreegull]

are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

[buzzard]

Once I figured out that dream punches are slow and weak as if you are fighting underwater, I turned to simply picking people up and repeatedly slamming them into surfaces or other people until death or the desired level of injury eventuates.

This very particular set of skills seems to carry into new dreams by default and I've never really looked back.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

Take a nap who cares

[Elphenor]

Although I go insane if I don't go for one walk a day

[redbreegull]

I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

[buzzard]

Lift in order that your Snoop Dogg physique gets the meat it's been crying out for.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

J.o. sesh after the game?

[redbreegull]

I've resigned myself to perpetually being a pale as shit skinny like scott weiland lookin motherfucker. But I don't want to have a heart attack in my 40s, so I gotta get that shit pumping

[duovamp]

Exactly, start masturbating furiously. Get your hips into it. Fuck the hand.

[slunken]

learn how to snake dance like axl rose

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Were they good though?? That is dedication.

Yeah they were delicious.

It's not that bad, it only takes that long cause my steamer is crappy and I have to cook them in batches of 3.
with a decent stacked steamer you can cook a full serving in 15 minutes.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by slunken

learn how to snake dance like axl rose

be mine serpentine

<3

[teh b0lly!!1]

been doing some daily pushups lately

that's all i got

[Cool As Ice Cream]

talk to me

[teh b0lly!!1]

so this lady called shirly mccunt (or something) is making art videos with her fingering fruits

it's oddly brilliant
and really fucking disturbing

[Cool As Ice Cream]

like lovers do

[duovamp]

Wtf she was all gentle with it then she just mashed it. The FUCK.

[teh b0lly!!1]

well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

[LaBelle]

My back hurts, I feel 90 years old

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

do u like 2 fuck only 1 way?

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i'm listening to Outside by Stain'd. it's so lol and puke in my mouth and it's so fucking terrible and i'm enjoying thinking how fucking terrible it is and hating on it but i'm still listening to this and it's so bad it makes me sick

"Lemme see them lighters, y'all"

-Fred D'urst

[redbreegull]

slow and sensual is best

[FoolofaTook]

slow and STONED

[cork_soaker]

this thread is an abomination

[Elphenor]

Do I post in all these threads now

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

slow and sensual is best

true
but you need to mix it up and open a can of whoopass once in a while

[teh b0lly!!1]

i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex

[redbreegull]

lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."

[buzzard]

Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.