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Apocalyptic Poster
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I smashed my Smurf glass.
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Braindead
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i'm usually pretty relaxed when i smoke hella trees
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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oh no not your smurf glass
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Socialphobic
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I tend to only go into a hunger rage and destroy pieces of buttered toast
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Socialphobic
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so many fucken crumbs everywhere
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Brazilian Blouselord
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I'M SO FUCKING HIGH I COULD KILL A MAN. TOMORROW.
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Socialphobic
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I only ever break things accidentally.
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Minion of Satan
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I have never heard of, much less gone into, a pot rage. However:
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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speaking of a pot rage, yesterday i took (LAWL) the last 10 dollars my homeless self had to the weedery and bought me a gram without checking closely what i was purchasing. as i walk away, in the parking lot, i open the bag and behold! i discovered myself to be in the possession of a gram of amazing grace (the christian name should have forewarned me, truly an inauspicious omen if there ever was one).
amazing grace has 0.something% thc. and 10% cbd. and no motherfucking exchange or refund. a gram of perfectly useless weed. motherfucker. |
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Braindead
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could you just tell by the smell i mean
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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never
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Banned
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ever
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Apocalyptic Poster
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ever
getting back together |
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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*Information Technology
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Any of you ever think about separating a man from his soul?
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Not me I don't believe in souls.
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Saturday Night Goth
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When I was 15, I tried to kick down my bedroom door. Almost succeeded - it splintered by the doorknob. It's been like that for over a decade now. Fuck I'm old
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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well everything turned out well in the long run, as good hetero sexual nordic christians like myself can expect. i got some tips and bought this, some of the best indica i have ever had.
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Banned
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it's not often i rage.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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*giggles*
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Apocalyptic Poster
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*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes*
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Banned
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo tiki torches.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lololo
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Banned
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now u done gone and got me mad
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Muh tikis!
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