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Old 05-05-2016, 01:15 AM   #1
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Question do you ever go into a pot rage and start destroying things?

I smashed my Smurf glass.
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Old 05-05-2016, 04:35 AM   #2
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i'm usually pretty relaxed when i smoke hella trees

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Old 05-05-2016, 06:11 AM   #3
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oh no not your smurf glass

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:00 AM   #4
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I tend to only go into a hunger rage and destroy pieces of buttered toast

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:01 AM   #5
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so many fucken crumbs everywhere

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:24 AM   #6
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I'M SO FUCKING HIGH I COULD KILL A MAN. TOMORROW.

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 09:22 AM   #7
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I only ever break things accidentally.

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:37 PM   #8
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I have never heard of, much less gone into, a pot rage. However:

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An entire family was murdered by a youthful addict in Florida. When officers arrived at the home, they found the youth staggering about in a human slaughterhouse. With an axe he had killed his father, mother, two brothers, and a sister. He seemed to be in a daze... He had no recollection of having committed the multiple crimes. The officers knew him ordinarily as a sane, rather quiet young man; now he was pitifully crazed. They sought the reason. The boy said that he had been in the habit of smoking something which youthful friends called 'muggles,' a childish name for marijuana.
This and other True Stories, along with hearty helpings of good old-fashioned American racism, helped Harry J. Anslinger get the 1937 Marijuana Tax Act passed. Thanks to his efforts, I can get belligerently drunk at any time of the day without worrying that some crazed muggles-smoker will axe me down while I'm blacked out

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:40 PM   #9
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speaking of a pot rage, yesterday i took (LAWL) the last 10 dollars my homeless self had to the weedery and bought me a gram without checking closely what i was purchasing. as i walk away, in the parking lot, i open the bag and behold! i discovered myself to be in the possession of a gram of amazing grace (the christian name should have forewarned me, truly an inauspicious omen if there ever was one).

amazing grace has 0.something% thc. and 10% cbd. and no motherfucking exchange or refund.

a gram of perfectly useless weed.

motherfucker.

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:40 PM   #10
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could you just tell by the smell i mean

 
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Old 05-05-2016, 10:16 PM   #11
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never

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 04:43 PM   #12
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ever

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 06:37 PM   #13
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ever













































getting back together

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 06:43 PM   #14
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Old 05-07-2016, 11:44 PM   #15
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Any of you ever think about separating a man from his soul?

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 11:45 PM   #16
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Not me I don't believe in souls.

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 12:56 AM   #17
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When I was 15, I tried to kick down my bedroom door. Almost succeeded - it splintered by the doorknob. It's been like that for over a decade now. Fuck I'm old

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 05:11 PM   #18
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well everything turned out well in the long run, as good hetero sexual nordic christians like myself can expect. i got some tips and bought this, some of the best indica i have ever had.

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Old 05-11-2016, 04:03 PM   #19
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it's not often i rage.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:28 AM   #20
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*giggles*

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 03:43 AM   #21
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*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes*

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:02 PM   #22
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*giggles*
you want a piece of me, turd?!

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:03 PM   #23
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo tiki torches.

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 04:36 AM   #24
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lololo

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 07:20 AM   #25
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now u done gone and got me mad

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 08:51 AM   #26
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Muh tikis!

 
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