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Old 04-22-2016, 05:04 PM   #1
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Default Independence Day 2 is going to be the worst film of the year

I'm already predicting it. It's going to be even worse than Batman vs. Superman. Jesse Eisenberg chewing scenery as Lex is going to be nothing compared to Jeff Goldlbum chewing scenery in this film. Jeff Goldblum doesn't even care anymore. He'll do anything. He just does films at this point probably to keep himself busy. He's like the Jewish Samuel Jackson.

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 05:06 PM   #2
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It'll be better than Superman v Batman because it won't take itself as seriously and be a total mockery.

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 05:19 PM   #3
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CW is going to make the worst thread of the year

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 05:19 PM   #4
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I heard people comparing Eisenberg's performance to Don Knotts. That's hilarious.

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 05:19 PM   #5
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jeff goldblum has a child to think about now.

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 10:09 PM   #6
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i still fail to understand how that Jesse boy became a famous actor cast in major films

i mean, what in the actual fuck

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 10:25 PM   #7
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life uh finds a way

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:02 PM   #8
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And it will be about CW


 
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:03 PM   #9
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i have no problem with jesse eisenberg, would probably even say i like him (at least before BvS i did.) he just should never, ever have been cast as lex luthor. i thought to myself "they'll make it work somehow. it's not like he was cast at random, right?" when i stepped into the theater for BvS, i wasn't prepared for what i was about to see: one of the most embarrassing performances in a film i've ever been subjected to. i might even go as far as to say THE most.

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:07 PM   #10
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Jesse Eisenberg originally auditioned for the part of Jimmy Olsen (who gets shot in the first 30 minutes of the film)

http://screenrant.com/batman-v-super...r-zack-snyder/

 
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:49 PM   #11
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DOMINOES v. PIZZA HUT
SPRITE v. 7UP
XBOX v. PLAYSTATION

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 11:59 AM   #12
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trailer looked fucking awful the 4 times I watched it before Star Wars. Too much CGI. Wonder if the aliens have upgrade from Windows 95 yet? Probably switched over to Macs. The humans will never be able to hack us now! Bwahahahaha!

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 03:01 PM   #13
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It was a Mac that beats the aliens in the first movie though.

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 04:07 PM   #14
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I heard something about that which changed my view of how dumb that actually was.


So what I heard was when we found the first crashed ship, it secretly became the basis for our technological advances in computers. So we built operating systems from what we scraped from the original ship before it deactivated. But this considerable plot point was cut in editing for time constraint purposes. Why explain it when it was supposed to be a dumb summer blockbuster?

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 06:12 PM   #15
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Independence Day is a pinnacle of mindless action flicks. It doesn't make any sense and does nothing original at all, but it's just awesome, if I may unleash my inner fuzzyroes for a moment.

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 06:29 PM   #16
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It's really held up over the years.

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:34 PM   #17
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:38 PM   #18
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what Bernie supporters think his presidency would be like



what his presidency would actually be like


 
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Old 04-23-2016, 08:34 PM   #19
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nothing has changed huh

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 09:30 PM   #20
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Only for the worse, if anything at all.

How's life?

 
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:04 PM   #21
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Yeah, good. Got a new job managing a restaurant in the city, monday to friday and salary which is pretty amazing in my line of work. Hitting the studio soon to track the first single for my new band. Things are turning around for me.

Did I miss anything cool?

 
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Old 04-24-2016, 09:00 AM   #22
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Nope. Not to dissuade you from leaving. This place is so quiet.

 
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Old 04-24-2016, 09:04 AM   #23
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BOOYA

 
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Old 04-24-2016, 10:25 AM   #24
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Nothing ever changes

 
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Old 04-24-2016, 11:28 AM   #25
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Except change itself.
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Old 04-24-2016, 12:41 PM   #26
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"Be the change you want to see"

-Bernie Sanders and the Pope

 
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Old 04-24-2016, 09:03 PM   #27
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Old 04-25-2016, 02:47 AM   #28
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