Death erections

[teh b0lly!!1]

lately i've been sensing passing scents of hot dogs, like, just sitting idly in my house

it's like my apartment was built on a hot dog burial ground and instead of the laughter of fucked up twin children and haunted pianos playing in victorian corridors, i'm smelling the angry wrath infused hot dog odor from the beyond

that's the only logical explanation i could think of

also - unfortunately, it makes me want to eat hot dogs

[duovamp]

Those ghost hotdogs are literally the closest things to death erections.

[teh b0lly!!1]

the other day i saw a hot dog literally turn down a fat guy

he cried

[duovamp]

I cry evertiem

[The exploding boy]

turn down for fat