itt: talk about your filthiest sexual experience

[cork_soaker]

beffen

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Is it better when there's more girl vs boy ratio or the other way around in the 3way/orgy context? It would seem less fun for a lady to have too many dicks around asking for lovin, but I dunno really

Man we're burning up this thread, you're welcome everyone

No way, women have mouths too, there's places for everyone. But I like having another female there, two of each is us best ime

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Wow. How loose does that asshole have to be for you to get in there and not even notice?

Ikr..

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

how do you feel about that story now, vix?
i don't want to offer unsolicited comforting but dude sounds like a creepy asshole. sorry you went through that.

I feel sad that obviously I had such a messed up relationship with my Dad that I didn't have the self-esteem to say no, and was just grateful for the attention.

And sad that I have a memory of my first hand job being on a train with a complete stranger. I actually knew of him, because he'd gone to my cousin's primary school when we were kids (and my hometown is small...everyone kind of knows each other), and she had always talked about him being cute and a bad boy. So it was a coincidence that he was on the same train as me. He actually called my cousin up and asked for my phone number but I can't remember if he called or not. I was so embarrassed by then I would never have seen him again anyway. I had a few guys like that in high school, that I should have said no to, but was too drunk and sad and alone. And then they would try to call me up afterwards and make dates with me and it was so horrifying. Because I had to accept what a terrible mistake I'd made, and because they were really just chasing another easy, slutty experience with me.

It was pretty sad.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Wow. How loose does that asshole have to be for you to get in there and not even notice?

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Ikr..

My ex left me for an ex-pro and when I hissed at him, after he dumped me "So does she let you do her in the ass like you always wanted" and he said yes she did...I said well was it what you hoped for...and he said actually at first I didn't realise. So. About that loose, I guess. Tunnel butt slut!

[buzzard]

We really shouldn't be so quick to assume that the asshole was responsible for this suspiciously easy fit.

[teh b0lly!!1]

perhaps she was just born with a huge, loose asshole

OR, maybe she took a massive rectum-gaping shit the day before

sadly, we will never know

[buzzard]

Possibilities to consider might involve a cavernous ringpiece, a petite phallus, or that the entire story was a poorly thought-out fabrication revealing of inexperience. That's where my creativity ends.

The pull-out method, though. Do we trust it?

[teh b0lly!!1]

either way i thought cumming inside an asshole is like, really something you don't wanna do

ugh the idea of it makes me nauseous

also, it annoys me i didn't come up with 'cavernous asshole' first haha

[reprise85]

i mean if you're having buttsex already how is it more disgusting to cum in there?

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

either way i thought cumming inside an asshole is like, really something you don't wanna do

I think there's a higher risk of STIs because it's more prone to tearing, the blood vessels are closer to the surface of the skin, and the environment is ideal for fostering microorganisms. So yeah I'd imagine protection is even more important here.

[teh b0lly!!1]

well it's not a place that's designed to have cum in it

i think i read at some point that it can lead to infections for the woman or something but i have no idea

[vixnix]

Man you guys are even more prudish than me.

I mean nobody is cumming or doing anything else in my butt, and I am never going to lick a butthole, but actually one of the positive things netphoria has done for me is help me to understand how others could really enjoy butt play. Is that what it's called? Or ass play. Whatever. I'm sure it can be really good. But you know, I have to work myself up into the mood for totally non-confrontational, vanilla, hetero sex, probably because of the traumatic associations I have with being pushed out of my comfort zone. So being sexually adventurous is unlikely to be a part of my life. But for others, who love it and enjoy it and it's consensual...I mean why not.

Grow up you guise.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

let me clarify: i had MY butthole eaten out. it felt fucking amazing.

later on i tried to reciprocate, but since it was another whore, she probably just got confused. i doubt many prostitutes get their assholes eaten out but hey, i'm a nice guy! a good person.

I salute you good sir! *bows*

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Man you guys are even more prudish than me.

I mean nobody is cumming or doing anything else in my butt, and I am never going to lick a butthole, but actually one of the positive things netphoria has done for me is help me to understand how others could really enjoy butt play. Is that what it's called? Or ass play. Whatever. I'm sure it can be really good. But you know, I have to work myself up into the mood for totally non-confrontational, vanilla, hetero sex, probably because of the traumatic associations I have with being pushed out of my comfort zone. So being sexually adventurous is unlikely to be a part of my life. But for others, who love it and enjoy it and it's consensual...I mean why not.

Grow up you guise.

just to be clear, im only expressing of my own confusion at how people are so turned on by this. i have no problem whatsoever with anyone getting a kick out of it. although i do find that those people who will only fuck their gfs up the ass are usually creepy pervert weirdos. anyways what was i saying?

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by vixnix

But for others, who love it and enjoy it and it's consensual...I mean why not.

Grow up you guise.

Originally Posted by Disco King

I am of course cognizant of the fact that everybody has different tastes, and I don't dispute the legitimacy of anybody liking it

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[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Possibilities to consider might involve a cavernous ringpiece, a petite phallus, or that the entire story was a poorly thought-out fabrication revealing of inexperience. That's where my creativity ends.

The pull-out method, though. Do we trust it?

it's a real story and I can't think of a reason to make that up, but beyond that you're just going to have to trust me because I don't know either. This was a long time ago, but I don't remember it being especially difficult to get it in when we had had anal sex previously. She really liked it, I think she was just relaxed and had done it before. I've never made a serious attempt at anal sex with another woman so I have nothing to compare it to.

[teh b0lly!!1]

i say upload a pic of your cock, a pic of said gf's cavernous asshole, and a picture with you holding today's newspaper (thanks @buzz) so we can all know you are telling the truth

[redbreegull]

ok i'm on it

[teh b0lly!!1]

this seemed like an appropriate time to bump this thread

whoever doesn't like it choke on a chode

[LaBelle]

Giving a whole new meaning to 'bump'

[yo soy el mejor]

wow, teh bolly so sexually liberated no one can handle it. the bad men are coming!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I think I've told this story before, but I gave my first handjob at 15, to a stranger on a train. He was a couple of years older, and sat down next to me and started talking, which eventually led to him persuading me to feed him candy and let him do the same to me. Which eventually led to him undoing his pants and showing me how to jerk him off. It was dark in the carriage because it was a night train - I was travelling alone after staying with my friend and her gay uncle, who let us get plastered every night and had seen me off on the platform after letting me drink half a bottle of wine.

This guy on the train gave me pretty specific instructions which I have always been sort of grateful for. Like "go all the way up, and all the way down" and he'd tell me to go faster sometimes, and then slow down sometimes. Instruction was good, because I wouldn't have known, otherwise. it's not really an instinctive skill for teenage girls, I don't think.

At the end, when he came, he kept pulling at my shirt, and I didn't know what he was doing, but I wanted to keep very quiet so I just tried to go with it and he ended up pushing my shirt up and ejaculating on my breasts and bra. It wasn't long after that, he had to get off the train early. Because he was travelling with his troublemaker brother who had been arrested at one of the stations we were passing through, for climbing up on top of the train and smoking a cigarette.

At that point, it all felt like a big mistake. But. Too late.

This is horrifying

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

filthy!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I don't like pre-planned sex as much so it just kinda of happens. My crowd and I aren't inhibited and all like bisexual sex so sometimes when we get drunk we fuck

So what does someone do if they're not feeling it or on their period? Watch some matlock until it's over?

[Ihaguitar]

I rimmed a girl once. Spent quite a while on it. It was clean but I did have a slightly funky taste in my mouth for a day or so after.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

God save our souls

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Coitus interruptus is fine. It worked for me for most of my life (0 pregnancies), and works really well with "perfect use". Obviously for those that are within a monogamous relationship. Just don't test your luck with creampies.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I know that is an unpopular opinion though. I can't be lamestream on every one.

[FoolofaTook]

Once i had my butthole unexpectedly eaten

it was glorious